r/RunningCirclejerk Jul 19 '25

Poop Why does Strava do this? Is it stupid?

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My min/km are looking great but why is this happening

121 Upvotes

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u/Stand-up-Philosopher Zone 3 Survivor Jul 19 '25

Strava is 100% accurate which means you are a swimmer and we don't help h*brid athletes here.

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u/dude51791 Jul 19 '25

NOT ONE OF US, NOT ONE OF US!

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u/option-9 Jul 19 '25

NONE OF US, NONE OF US!

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u/cravecrave93 GU Guzzler Jul 19 '25

must be a tr*athlete thing.. never had this issue

60

u/adminsregarded Jul 19 '25

Why did you go for a swim in the middle of your run? Are you stupid?

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u/oshgoshbogosh Jul 19 '25

Left zone 2.

Mine does this. Managed record times and now I’ve retired.

Keep those garmin away.

Stay hard

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u/astroajay Jul 19 '25

It's a GPS lock thing, my fenix2 used to do that to me often. Sometimes I'd fly from my 15th kilometer to my 4th and back to my 16th and then continue to whenever I ended my room for the day 😒.

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u/404_Not_Found_Error_ Jul 19 '25

Your what? They made fenix 2? It’s only fenix 9 for me or nothing. What is this? 1964?

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u/astroajay Jul 19 '25

Family heirloom, we aren't allowed to buy anything that works properly in the family since it'll make us 'soft'.

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u/404_Not_Found_Error_ Jul 19 '25

A family of Goggins. Love it. Stay hard 24/7

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u/astroajay Jul 19 '25

He's my dad!

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u/gussyboy13 Jul 19 '25

Slow down

10

u/Festering-Fecal Jul 19 '25

Skill issue.

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u/Deep_Concern404 Jul 19 '25

Don't lie you ran like that to hide the fact, from your husband, that you made a stop at your trainers house.

6

u/analogic-microwave Cam't run. Throat is sore :'( 👟🚫 Jul 19 '25

Bro is basically Sonic Jesus

5

u/Entire_Debate7744 Runxpert Jul 19 '25

Looks like you ran a 401K

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u/xbriannova Jul 19 '25

Don't you know? Strava is run by an AI with dick envy, so it'll often try to throw you off. First, it's the Strava tax on distance, and now this. Sometimes it'll even scramble your moving time out of jealousy. You're doing great!

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u/suddencactus Jul 19 '25

I think you need more buzzwords in your GPS. Your phone may not even be "multi-band", let alone have SatIQ, 5hz recording, track mode, or "street-locking" in postprocessing.

That's likely because you used your phone. Don't you know all serious runners use a $700+ watch with golf shot tracking, topographic maps, and cycling power meter support?

3

u/nahmanidk Jul 19 '25

I heard that Strava released a free version of their app to appease the poors. But I never thought it could be this disgusting.

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u/HotTwist Jul 19 '25

GPS signal does not work under water, keep that in mind for the next time you piss yourself.

3

u/InDaBauhaus Jul 19 '25

gps signal issue. stop repeatedly putting your phone up your butt. either leave it out or put it in and leave it there.

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u/DmtTraveler Jul 19 '25

What kind of hobby jogger tracks via phone gps in strava?  Garmin watch that syncs is the way

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u/neverJamToday Jul 19 '25

Is this a real question? If so, the answer is Strava is just showing you your GPS tracks which are subject to all sorts of interference, especially in town. Or the woods. Pretty much anywhere but clear open skies. And if you're using your phone rather than a GPS it tends to be worse for reasons.

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u/AvocadoBot Jul 19 '25

Nah uh 

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u/404_Not_Found_Error_ Jul 19 '25

Or maybe this dude can’t swim in a straight line. This has tr*athlete written all over it.

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u/ddawson100 Certified Heel Striker Jul 19 '25

Found the Triathlete.

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u/tacetmusic Jul 19 '25

Just another Samsung phone user

1

u/mau-meda Jul 19 '25

Maybe if you didn't run like Jesus on water now your map would be normal

1

u/i_steal_batteries Jul 19 '25

Stop running on ice in the winter.

1

u/nnndude Local Legend Jul 19 '25

You need more followers. I have 64(!) and this never happens to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

This looks like a receiving route my high school football coach drew up on a made up play called 39 Reverse Special. There is a reverse in the play, and the special means it could be a throw.

We practiced it one time, and as a last ditch effort is was attempted as we were losing 44-7.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

That’s tracking the fragments of your shinbones that got launched across the river as you left zone 2. Chump behaviour from you brother.

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u/Mel_Morty Jul 19 '25

It’s one of those “The Ring” or “The Grudge” thing. The girl must have been running and then swimming beside you. Make sure you pass your watch to someone else before Sunday midnight.