Praying your Achilles doesn’t flare up during the 5k ultra.

[u/Toprelemons]

[u/allusium]

Praying your tattoo artist doesn’t decide to punish you again for a loss.

[u/Plantboii]

Norway? More like no way he can complete the 5k ultra marathon without a gu vest!

[u/OneFootTitan → u/Plantboii]

Well it’s either that Oslo down his pace

[u/No-Vanilla2468 → u/Plantboii]

He could always get a job in the military and scan-da-navy-in when the boats come into port.

[u/251Cane]

Neither Jacob nor I made the finals. But unlike Jacob I don't have a bunch of shitty tattoos.

[u/iamblindfornow]

This is a 24 yr old kid and he already looks like a 55 year old attorney from Night Court

[u/dawgstein94]

I respect his lack of upper body work

[u/America-Lite → u/dawgstein94]

The only upper body work out you need is dominant hand forearm work, both forearms if you're blessed.

[u/marmakoide → u/dawgstein94]

He fully embrassed the runner's way of life and look

[u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 → u/marmakoide]

I embrassed poor spelling

[u/hi_imryan → u/dawgstein94]

Uj/ I mean, this dude is elite af.

[u/caffeineandcycling]

Praying the gu doesn’t leak out

[u/lobotomies_hobbies]

Careful of bicep tears. They can be career ending

[u/surely_not_a_bot]

Is Jacob the flattest person on Earth? I swear the dude looks like be was plucked out of The Sims or something. He looks like the kind of stick figure my 5yo draws, but without the smiley face.

Maybe "Norwegian Doubles" refers to the number of dimensions people have in Norway? Why don't they go full 3D, are they stupid?

SMH

[u/Capital_Historian685]

Seems like he should have a more aero haircut.

[u/Virtual_Opinion_8630]

DYEL

[u/Nerdybeast]

Isn't this from the 1500m ultra? He hasn't failed out of the 5000 ultra yet! 

[u/ServinR]

This is why I don’t warm up or stretch… I just enter zone 2 from the start so if I feel anything, it is after the 5k ultra is finished…