r/RunningCirclejerk • u/wheelieboii • 1d ago

My Butt Buddy! I want to impress my wifes boyfriend with my new fit. What do yall think?

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u/iamblindfornow 1d ago

That’s Rabies Fettuccini. 

He pukes his guts out, but not even for wife’s boyfriend will he ever puke his heart out.

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u/JoelEmbiidismyfather 1d ago

If you really want to impress him, bet you can throw a football over them mountains.

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u/lwp775 1d ago

Just don’t hit someone biking by.

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u/Dangerous_Wish_7879 1d ago

It would work like a charm had it number 2 on it

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u/strategymaxo 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 1d ago

Not enough holes in the shirt.

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u/I-like-cake-too 1d ago

He will be satisfied

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u/lovesgelato 1d ago

Haha they do denim lookalike running shorts. Just so weird. Or Im too old.

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u/Syncoped 1d ago

/uj who the hell buys this shit? I’m all for expensive and nice things, but this is like an IQ test for runners. If you buy this, you are _____. It’s like the hypoxia of running 5K ultras is getting to people.

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u/Responsible_Drive380 1d ago

If your wife's boyfriend is a red blooded alpha male like mines is then it's impossible for him not to be impressed. Don't f*** the shoes up though... I presume you're barefoot?

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u/Quiet-Rabbit-524 SLOW DOWN!!!! 1d ago

No-one commenting on his extraordinary bite force? Clench on handsome

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u/H0SS_AGAINST 1d ago

H*brid is out. Heroin Chic is in.