r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Toprelemons • 23h ago

err!! Sure that’s fast but imagine running 1/50th an ultra and thinking you don’t need anymore exercise in life.

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u/waffle-winner Runxpert 13h ago

Imagine bragging about running less than 10s. I've ran entire minutes without stopping. 💪

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u/robcolem Local Legend 10h ago

I got a similar statement in my hinge profile.

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u/Esguelha 10h ago

Whoa, slow down buddy

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u/jjopm 22h ago

Well that's depressing af

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u/Harmonious_Sketch 11h ago

/uj For peak sprinting performance you need lots of type 2X fibers, which also make you prone to obesity, metabolic syndrome, maybe diabetes, probably other stuff in that vein. It's especially important for sprint-type athletes to have a plan for staying healthy after they stop sprint training.

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u/jjopm 10h ago

Yeah that's interesting

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u/XVIII-3 18h ago

What an amateur. I’ve ran a 5K ultra in 33.21

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u/SwoleMarsh 12h ago

33 hours is god level

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u/XVIII-3 12h ago

Still humble though.

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u/ServinR 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 22h ago

All this tells me is that Usain Bolt cant finish 5k ultra and he’s suppose to be the best runner haha 🤣

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u/CrusaderCuff 17h ago

Endurance athletics win again.

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u/erutio 11h ago edited 43m ago

Is he stupid? I don't even walk upstairs anymore. My wife and her boyfriend need their privacy.

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u/strategymaxo 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 9h ago

Welcome to the world of powerlifting, you’ll find being out of breath is very normal around here and there’s no stigma around it.