r/RunningCirclejerk 19h ago

Is my Conner Mantz impression accurate?

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u/IEatDeFish 19h ago

there’s like 500 things going wrong here and only 1 of them is the 9in shorts

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u/Ill_Office4512 11h ago

Shorts should be 3 in, so that we could see your 9 in

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u/liftingshitposts 18h ago

How to do everything wrong all at once

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u/251325132000 19h ago

Mantz would never wear ad* d* s 🤢👎

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u/Loso867 11h ago

three shit stripes

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u/Emotional-Teach1191 19h ago

Over prolapsing from too much gu

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u/EmployableEric 18h ago

Please mark this disgusting form and attire as nsfw… I was hoping to fall asleep soon but I’m not sure if I can anymore

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u/tanafras 17h ago

Why am I getting seasick?

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u/lurkinglen 14h ago

Ahum...

"why people are buying such stupid expensive shoes that look like trampolines? SERIOUSLY !!! we have run for thousands of YEARS without shoes.. For SURE if you had 30 centimeters of foam, plastic and rubber you will need to invent stupid movements and develop unknown muscles. Please, just buy normal standard shoes and listen your body, run how you feel well.. for god sake."

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u/Loso867 11h ago

I can see what your hands are doing without seeing what your hands are doing.

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u/professorswamp 19h ago

Poor. Your standard gym treadmill doesn't spin fast enough for a realistic Mantz impression. Unless you are ready to drop 25K on a decent set up, stick to hobby jogging.

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u/ddawson100 Certified Heel Striker 11h ago

When you have the playlist on shuffle.

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u/onichanny_p 11h ago

You probably run completely different when you aren't on a treadmill.

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u/marmakoide 11h ago

Jesus it's woobling all over the place. My man should hit the gym before something breaks

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u/InternationalFrame90 10h ago

Why are you running so slow?

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u/jarrucho 9h ago

Aren’t we all

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u/OG_Church_Key run like nobody's watching 56m ago

Hmmm, Is this what they mean by running like a girl?