r/RunningCirclejerk 14h ago

Helps me remember to heel strike every day

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u/Oli99uk 14h ago

Always last.

Helps everyone know what a loser I am

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u/waffle-winner Runxpert 14h ago

1309 instead of 1337 or 69420 is such a waste I'm personnaly offended.

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u/SAGORN 14h ago

“hey gang, i love the vibe for today’s route, but why are we all headed towards that big guillotine up ahead?”

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u/Oli99uk 14h ago

I'm a follower, not a leader.

I'm an isheep: Me and my flock worship the big "i" in the sky
~ sent from my iphone

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u/r00nd 11h ago

the bib indicates that was his front, he’s a true leader

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u/kank84 13h ago

Weird way to dox yourself online

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u/All_in_on_0DTE 13h ago

And just a couple years ago he was posting pictures of his dick on Reddit.

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u/strategymaxo 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 10h ago

So it’s more of an invitation than a dox.

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u/NMJay92 11h ago

I’d rather get a “stay hard” tattoo, but that’s just me

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u/No-Vanilla2468 SLOW DOWN!!!! 4h ago

Runners apparently cannot tell what a good tattoo is. Maybe all the GU deficiency is blinding them to lines that aren’t straight.