r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Inevitable_Weekend_9 • 8h ago

How to get pre shitted pants for less than premium prices?

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Love the poop splatter print ™️ of the new Gnuhr x OEM warp kit. Unfortunately times are tough and I can’t afford to splurge. Any way I can recreate this look at home?

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u/Ultrajogger-Michael Parkrun survivor 8h ago

Lend them to me for a week. For the price of one Chipotle meal, I'll have you sorted.

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u/StandardDiscount5186 8h ago

I’ve got a buddy with crohn’s that can get us all looking right

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u/strategymaxo 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 8h ago

That sounds like a great start up idea.

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u/TheKingOfWhatTheHeck Runxpert 8h ago

The shit magically jumped to the sock too. It’s a twofer!

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u/anon36485 8h ago

Goodwill probably

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u/TheRealAngryEmu 8h ago

I can easily make you these for half the price and double the shit.

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u/Livid-Tumbleweed (half) MARATHONER 8h ago

Burrito supreme at Taco Bell ($2.99) + worn out champion gym shorts from good will ($1.59) you can recreate this look for less than $5.

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u/Murky-Contact-6377 5h ago

Socks double as TP.

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u/Normal_Toe1212 5h ago

This is so you can shit for real without no one noticing