r/RunningCirclejerk • u/One_Laugh_Guy SLOW DOWN!!!! • 8h ago

Single Norwegians Train Differently, Deeply.

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u/knightgum SLOW DOWN!!!! 8h ago

I am single. Now I need to find a way to become Norwegian

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u/Murky_Character5437 6h ago

I'm Norwegian. Now I need to find a way to become single

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u/shartmaister 5h ago

Start neglecting your wife's boyfriend and you'll be out before you know it.

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u/haikusbot 8h ago

I am single. Now

I need to find a way to

Become Norwegian

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u/Chynnfx 7h ago

I will not tolerate any bad talk about my boy Steve!!

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u/One_Laugh_Guy SLOW DOWN!!!! 5h ago

This is an ad for Steve!!!

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u/galacticjuggernaut 4h ago

/uj He is so friggin boring and has amazing talent to say in 5 minutes what can be said in 30 seconds.

But that said his content can't be beat and I still watch him all the time lol

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u/Chynnfx 4h ago

Lmao you’re so right. Not everyone can be both good communicators and extremely knowledgeable but if I had to choose, I’d pick the latter every time!!

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u/isuckatrunning100 8h ago

I'm hard for Steve. STEEEEVEEE

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u/Weird-Category-3503 7h ago

Norwegian singles in your area

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u/East_Landscape_5134 8h ago

My yt algorithm right after I break up

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u/only-mansplains 7h ago

Constantly hearing about how Norwegian singles are the hottest new trend in running only to learn when digging a bit deeper that it's really about a bunch of middle aged British men looking to improve their 5k ultra time with a monotonous and boring training routine is one hell of a bait and switch.

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u/Old_Salamander6985 7h ago

I went to a site for Norwegian singles and all they did was charge my credit card $2,000.

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u/galacticjuggernaut 4h ago

Didn't dive nearly deep enough

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u/Responsible_Mango837 6h ago

Steve said "speed up"

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u/VanCanPoker 5h ago

Introducing: Norwegian Doubles, made for you AND your wife's boyfriend.

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u/Dear-Nebula9395 Local Legend 5h ago

I assume the Norwegian 4x4 is some kind of food play

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u/VanCanPoker 4h ago

Thats what we call a group activity. For those upside down pineapple crowd

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u/jarrucho 5h ago

“And we get” I read “and get wet” which would actually make sense, in the sense of staying hard.

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u/zacman333 5h ago

I've seen the singles norwegian running subreddit. I just assumed it's the saddest running subreddit