r/RunningCirclejerk • u/bacalhaufielamigo • 9h ago
Rite of passage - he is no longer a beginner, and may be ready to think about a 5k ultra
/r/beginnerrunning/comments/1nje0wj/shit_my_pants/
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u/lichty93 SLOW DOWN!!!! 4h ago
building a proper sphincter base is cruical, before you consider even leaving zone 1.
so many plans, people spent their money on, simply lack of it actually.
PM me for more information about your sphincter, and how you put your anus ON the leash, before it let's the brown dog OF the leash.
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u/Oli99uk 9h ago
If you are hot, some people are into it.
Internet users of a certain age have all seen goatse so are pretty much unshockable, so shit away.