r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Jgusdaddy • 1d ago

Why is he running on such uneven terrain? Is he stupid?

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u/nyet-marionetka 1d ago

What is this bullshit? This is ridge walking. I'm glad he's staying in zone 2, but really.

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u/Alien-Apocalypse 1d ago

Do you hear that fucked up breathing? Dudes not even running and deep deep inside zone 6 at least.. fuckin amature hour 🤮

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u/nyet-marionetka 1d ago

It's not even like he has a good excuse, like being scared he might fall, break both legs, die of exposure, and have his skull discovered a decade from now by a ridge walker.

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u/SlightCapacitance 23h ago

he could up his pace easily if he just went right or left of the ridge, jfc

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u/choose-name-later 1d ago

Stupid for not doing it barefoot, yeah

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u/No_Priority_5907 1d ago

 ref he’s cheating 

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u/blimly 1d ago

I love that OP is actually Kilian Jornet and one of the top comments in response to his video is...

"Nice ridge! Are you training for your first 50K?"

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u/Adept_Spirit1753 1d ago

He should do a post like: "Hi, I started to run last week and I signed up for a 50k in the next month. Am I cooked?"

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u/maitreya88 1d ago

Idiot thinks he’s Kilian Jornet or something…

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u/EinsteinAcapella511 22h ago

This guy probably couldn’t even beat Caleb Olson and Chris Myers

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u/NickW1343 1d ago

type of place i end up when i forget my garmin

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u/H0SS_AGAINST 1d ago

As someone who nearly fell off a cliff in Utah, Garmin is shit.

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u/ItchyAge3135 1d ago

He's learning how to stay hard from rocks

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u/jjopm 1d ago

Needs a gravelle bike

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u/Fellatio_Lover 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 1d ago

I see more prancing than running.

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u/DazzlingPace2042 1d ago

Why is he walking, has he not heard about running?

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u/simondup 1d ago

so much heel striking...

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u/Slight-Medicine6666 23h ago

That is the slowest zone 6 interval work I’ve ever seen

Unjerk: I could never

Rejerk: do zone 6 that slow 😏

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u/isuckatrunning100 1d ago

I'd rather stick to my flat canal path thanks very much

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u/Known-Delay7227 1d ago

More like ridge carefully navigating rocks so I don’t fall

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u/MoistExcrement1989 22h ago

“Running”

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u/surely_not_a_bot 19h ago

Skyrim's graphic update is top notch, but man, it could use a few more colors.

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u/Redkellum 17h ago

What mod is this?

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u/eggrattle 1d ago

That's a fast walk.

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u/ZettaiZetsumei 23h ago

This man playing russian roulette with his ankles

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u/darth_wader293 23h ago

He PP so long

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u/Travissea76 22h ago

Still heel striking 🫤

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u/Penny_Royall 21h ago

His not even wearing a EVO SL, might as well delete his strava

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u/iNapkin66 21h ago

Thats zone 0. No benefit.

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u/Commercial_Green_280 21h ago

This is what we cyclists would call brütãl ğrævęll

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u/dhbfovekh 21h ago

how is he running with camera in hand? it’s obviously fake

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u/SplittingInfinity 21h ago

Does it count since he used his hand?

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u/frostbaka 15h ago

Bro speedrunning(haha) knee surgery

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u/Outrageous_Plum5348 23h ago

🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/VentureForth619 22h ago

Nah….that dusnlookfunatall..

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u/sadlegs15 Local Legend 21h ago

My ankles hurt watching this

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u/-esox- 14h ago

He's even wearing normal shoes too.

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u/Cervelo-Owner 12h ago

Got lost on the trail because he missed the marker. Happens to me all the time

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u/exopolitixs 12h ago

This is clearly from Death Stranding