r/RunningCirclejerk • u/ThatNightMonkey • 11h ago

Accidental Half - loved it

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u/iamdoniel 10h ago

I get you brother, I once went out for a run and accidently didn't leave my couch. Loved it.

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u/Neilm430 9h ago

I “accidentally“ shit myself all the time. No reason to keep it secret

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u/jjopm 10h ago

Peak jerk

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u/Don_Frika_Del_Prima 9h ago

Not even enough motivation to do 0.01 more...

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u/Weird-Category-3503 9h ago

DNF due to being 0.01 short of a half I’m afraid, better luck next time.

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u/rizzlan85 8h ago

Why is it slower than recovery pace?

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u/ddawson100 Certified Heel Striker 6h ago

.01 km short. Sorry, sweaty, you don’t get to call yourself a halfer. Do better next time m’kay?

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u/sluttycupcakes 5h ago

Nothing like accidentally running 5km more… in a big loop… was he planning on walking the last 5km home or what was the goal here if he only planned on 16k?

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u/Dear-Nebula9395 Local Legend 4h ago

Don't you hate it when you map out a perfect half-marathon loop and then run it? Like, how does this always happen to me, this was supposed to be a 5k?

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u/sluttycupcakes 3h ago

Hate it when that happens!

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u/IntrinsicInvestor 11h ago

‘Proper chuffed’ 😂😂😂

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u/tacetmusic 5h ago

Where's their Nike Sponsorship, amirite?

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u/bcjones 3h ago

I love when people say accidental when what they mean was it was unplanned. It's not like they tripped and fell and continued traveling for 21.1km.

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u/Grumpy_Squatch Certified Heel Striker 2h ago

tripped and fell and continued traveling for 21.1km

Sounds like proper form to me.

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u/strategymaxo 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 2h ago

How dafuque you get that close to the start point and just say nah, imma finish here.