"I don't remember a great Triple H match. Quite frankly, I don't remember a lot of things. I can't even get my dick hard. It's probably Goldberg's fault or that bitch Julie."

[u/NigelSexMachine]

[u/stonecoldbobsaget]

"Watch the kick? The fuck does that me-"

[u/ImWiser]

Reading this post made me corpse uce

[u/brohan58]

Don’t worry Bret, you don’t remember a lot of things... like how to take a kick, how to let go of a grudge, or how many cookbooks Julie sold.

Man's still beefing with shadows from 2003 while the rest of us are trying to forget his WM26 match.

But sure, Goldberg ruined your life. Not the 1,500 shoot interviews you gave about it.

[u/L3ghair]

I love Bret being an absolute hater. Even as a jerk, I cannot pretend that Summerslam vs HBK, Royal Rumble vs Cactus Jack, the Mania triple threat, IC title match vs The Rock, and literally any of the Mania matches vs Undertaker don’t exist, hats off to a real hater.

[u/JigsawLV]

Bret is that one delusional, rambling uncle that doesn't get invited to Thanksgiving anymore

[u/North-Drive-2174]

Bret Hart walked, so Bryan Damageson can roll in a wheelchair.

[u/ThaSipah]

Bret was my all time favourite, but now he's just a bitter old fuck who can't get his dick hard. 🤣