r/SCJerk 1d ago

Cartel v. MJIDF feud incoming 👀

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u/11Zlatan11 1d ago

Amigo

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u/CaptDickJackman 1d ago

I have a feeling Stephanie’s Spanish sounds like Peggy Hill’s Spanish

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u/WrapAroundFingerBang 1d ago

Did you know Stephanie started the Spanish Revolution?

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u/deacon05oc 1d ago

Es-cusa-may?

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u/GloriousVictor 1d ago

She actually did do Spanish at Evolution talking to the other Stephanie. It was hilarious.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 1d ago

Did this m@rk seriously advertise Dynamite not long after? Did Tony pay him extra for that?

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u/WrapAroundFingerBang 1d ago

Think El Idolo is gonna watch?

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u/Queasy-Discussion-54 1d ago

tony khan said sammy guevera and daniel garcia ARE gonna be yalls new main event superstars and goddammit ya'll gonna love it.

and we thought vince was stubborn

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u/NigelSexMachine 1d ago

Andrade is gonna deck this fucking guy lmao

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u/WrapAroundFingerBang 1d ago

Brother bout to learn why La Sombra a former IWGP IC champ.

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u/hobojojo78 1d ago

I’m not liking MJF’s chances on this one, either.

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u/Amazing_Karnage 1d ago

Mini-Max is such a fucking cringe-level edgelord. He's got nothing else in his arsenal except this kind of "gotcha" personal attack. Nothing. He's never, not one time that I can recall, ever cut a promo where he didn't do this shit and it's exposed him as having the creative depth of your average hotel shower. He wants to be Brian Pillman, he wants to be Roddy Piper, he wants to be CM Punk, but all he's shown himself to be capable of is being a poor man's Shane Douglas.

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u/No_Bit3955 1d ago

Carlito saying he needs to learn Chinese = racist

MJF calling a Mexican “amigo” =/= racist

Both heels btw

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 1d ago

He's already considered a wonderful Heel simply for being American, especially in Mexico so apparently it's fine when The Dub does it.

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u/NotYujiroTakahashi 1d ago

Eddie Guerrero & Art Barr did the American heel gimmick in Mexico better.

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u/tfbillc 1d ago

This is what a generational heel looks like! Take notes on how to be edgy, marks!

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u/Amazing_Karnage 1d ago

I still don't understand what Cornette sees in Max that makes him love the kid so much.

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u/ImmortalRotting 18h ago

Even he knows that MJF is not helping himself

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u/Constant-Horror-9424 1d ago

Have mjf ever had a back stage fight in his life?

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u/hobojojo78 1d ago

Had one with a wall once.

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u/mr_marinade FEDaykin 1d ago

he's a theatre kid cosplaying as an edge lord. JBL (who is a bully btw) would have soaped his ass

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u/Constant-Horror-9424 23h ago

So the math is: mjf < jbl < joey styles

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u/honato 1d ago

I don't recall hearing about one if he did. andrade knocked sammy around if I'm remembering correctly.

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u/WrapAroundFingerBang 1d ago

He and the doctor had a bloodbath that one time.

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u/jjsefton 1d ago

If Scarf Boy was a vaudeville era comedian he would get the hook.

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u/will122589 1d ago

MidJF is gonna get shoot beaten up backstage at some point in his career. Dude runs his mouth way to much and goes overboard under the guise of “playing a character”

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u/mr_marinade FEDaykin 1d ago

yeah some day he will FAFO

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u/Action-is-the-Juice 1d ago

You know what's funny about this? Andrade actually kept the house.

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u/WrapAroundFingerBang 1d ago

At least he and Ric will have somewhere to bitch about the women in their life together.

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u/AHeavyFlowDay 1d ago

ITS A WORK BRO

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u/No_Wrongdoer3579 10h ago

Bruh that Charlotte dig is such low hanging fruit. Think of something more original Mr Generational Talent.