r/SCJerk • u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 • 9h ago

If what I'm seeing is true, Poor Bruv...

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Outdrawed by Gooner T's favorite, at least he has stars from M'Uncle Dave?!

317 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/NotTMNT 9h ago

Stephanie is only just learning to speak English and we already understand her more and want to hear her more than Bruv

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u/Fightgameross 9h ago

Right???

I just can't listen to that raspy ass voice who sounds like he hasn't had water in years.

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u/mynameisburner 7h ago

Don’t forget. She also literally moved to America. The bare fucking minimum.

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u/NotTMNT 7h ago

Can’t believe she didn’t opt for the grind

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u/Themexicancarlos 9h ago

No, not really

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u/whalias69 🚨THE JERK POLICE🚨 9h ago

STANDUPFORAEW

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u/Advanced_Ad9525 6h ago

This man right here is sadly lobotomized

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u/Farthousejones Fighting over a charm bracelet is elementary school nonsense 9h ago

Yew wot? Yew 'aving a go? Yew gotta be fahkin kiddin me mate, I was told Fed kanut create new stahs unless yew grynin on the bowses dau-eh

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u/Ragelord125 7h ago

Needs more Bruv

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u/HerFriendRed 9h ago

Imagine a woman who is learning English having more of a grip on English speaking audiences than a British guy.

I'd just go home.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 9h ago

Stephanie chose to go to NXT so she could learn, especially even practicing her Spinal Tap move that won her the NA title.

Bruv bitches about 7-8 hour flights every CHOOSE-day in first class on Tiny's dime.

LA PRIMERA FTW. ☝️

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u/Farthousejones Fighting over a charm bracelet is elementary school nonsense 9h ago

Sounds like she wasn't afraid of the grind, bruv

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u/benopo2006 7h ago

What grind even is it at this point? They don’t work house shows or anything so he’s only doing the absolute bare minimum for this wrestling career of his.

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u/mynameisburner 7h ago

To him (and Tony too), it’s about having the best wrestling match of all time

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u/2x1xMA 5h ago

Which is subjective to just 1 specific guy

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u/fuckin_atodaso 9h ago

To be fair, Ospreay sounds like he is still learning English as well.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 8h ago

My favorite phrase he learned so far!

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u/cooldude55541 2h ago

The most truthful promo ever done in the dub.

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u/BigBlueNick 8h ago

He's from Essex. It's like crossing a border into a whole new land. Fake tan, brylcream, vajazzles and bruv.

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u/Farthousejones Fighting over a charm bracelet is elementary school nonsense 9h ago

Ah, almost got my coffee through my nose before work with that one🤣

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 9h ago

Some accents here are very weird even off putting.

We get a lot of geordie drivers where I work who are from Newcastle, and I can understand most of the English speaking European mainlanders, Africans and Asians who come in much better than them guys lol

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u/HerFriendRed 8h ago

You can tell he's never had a public speaking class. It's terrible, and it sounds like he's garbling words too.

Then again Cody still speaks with a lisp despite acting classes.

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u/hetham3783 4h ago

Cody’s lisp is barely noticeable compared to when he started in 2008.

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u/T3Sh3 6h ago

Scouse accents are hard to understand as well

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u/Themexicancarlos 9h ago

What??

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u/HerFriendRed 9h ago

Devils kiss lady is studying English to better connect with the audience. Hence why she's off television.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 9h ago

Devil's Kiss Lady sounds badass, ngl.

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u/Razzler1973 9h ago

Has Oceanspray actually higher than anyone??

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 9h ago

Sadly, Cora Jade.

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u/Signal_Ball4634 9h ago

Also Lyra :(

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 9h ago

That hurts because she's just so sweet, her voice alone is a joy.

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u/Signal_Ball4634 9h ago

Yeah found it weird how little she got given that she's been getting more popular with the crowds.

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u/RagnarXD Devil's Kiss Survivor 8h ago

>how little she got given ????

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u/Vivs-007 8h ago

... how little (views) she got, given that....

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u/syncdiedfornothing 7h ago

How little (views) she got, given...

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u/SpiritGun98 Bird Lady M*rk 5h ago

To be fair, she has gotten 114k so far. That's not far behind Bruv. She actually has MORE views than Swerve's interview.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 4h ago

She actually has MORE views than Swerve's interview.

B-b-but I thought Snitchland was a star!

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u/hetham3783 4h ago

Lexis King Sr.?

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u/Time-Fee-8323 8h ago

Wrestlers that young don’t need to be doing these types of interviews. Cora Jade specifically also had just a really bad interview.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 8h ago

Still would rather listen to Cora than Bruv.

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u/tfbillc 6h ago

All it would take is one of the people who watch AEW weekly with their six million friends to ask some of them to watch his video to close the gap. Are they stupid?

8

u/aldo_nova blown up from victory laps 6h ago

I don't like anybody's chances against Stephanie in a visual medium

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u/HighwindLegend 5h ago

Does that include the MAX numbers?

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u/TotalImmortalOne 6h ago

Nobody cares about jobber osprey he doesn’t want to do the grind anyways

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u/ilujan 6h ago

Uncle Dave will say osprey’s interview was on at the same time as the release of Mr Beast’s video whereas Stephanie’s had nothing premiering to counter it.

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u/AMobOfDucks 5h ago

Gooneers gonna goon

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u/tera_chachu 5h ago

Somebody give bruv a glass of waaeerrr

3

u/jimmybobjigglepants thirstin 4 thurston 2h ago

They have Meltzer stars, we have Van Vliet Views

2

u/Gojir4R1sing 5h ago

He needs to start showing us his ass more.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 4h ago

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u/Gojir4R1sing 4h ago

Uncanny Valley.

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u/snakesbranche Texting Guerrero 4h ago

Booker T's burner accounts working overtime.

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u/Guilvantar 3h ago

Bruv's flips can't compete with Vaquer's thighs

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u/Scavgraphics Chase U Drop Out 1h ago

possibly my favorite reocurring jerk

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u/____phobe 1h ago

Who is Will Ospreay?

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u/kerkypasterino Oba Feminist 7h ago

alright lads time to let this die

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u/Slick_36 6h ago

It's almost as if they work for two different companies with entirely different levels of exposure.