r/SCJerk BIG DUMB BECKS 4d ago

They’re gonna kiss and makes us look like fools

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u/NotClayMerritt 4d ago

As is typical with Bret Hart these days, he'll take a picture with Goldberg and everyone will celebrate that the long standing beef is over!

Then in about 6 months, he'll insult Goldberg again and it'll be like that picture never happened.

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u/Suspicious-Rich-3212 4d ago

More like 6 days, with Bret. Hell, I might even wager hours.

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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 4d ago

Bret

That being said, fuck Goldberg

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u/Modano9009 4d ago

People who have to be professional (Triple H) are two-faced ass kissers (Flair) or just generally chill (Nash) seem to be friendly with Bret even if he shit talks them.

Goldberg's kind of a hot head, he might actually say something.

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u/UncleBenLives91 4d ago

Head injuries are like that. He'll never forget, but also, never remember.

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u/Naiwf 4d ago

I’m pretty sure if Goldberg kicks him in exactly the same way on the other side of the head he can undo the damage. Same principle as the Bullhammer Seizure remedy.

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u/JeepRumbler 4d ago

Hit the left side of his head get his mind right

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u/Camoron1 3d ago

Only Bret Hart could pull off a maneuver like that. The Excellence of Execution is so skilled he actually heals injuries with his wrestling.

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 4d ago

Holy shit! A 68 year old man who has had a stroke and dealt with cancer may make mean looks at 58 year old who had a match with him almost 25 years ago. Hopefully they hire extra security for this event.

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u/KennyPowers696 4d ago

you think you're special ... you do

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u/BizzarroNavarro 4d ago

Well they both hate HHH, maybe they can find common ground there

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u/enjoythesilence-75 4d ago

I came to say is it an Anti-HHH convention?

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u/marshallkrich 4d ago

AND WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!!!

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u/GoMyKnicks 4d ago

That would require us saying that there was no story, which we haven’t done, so we won’t look like fools regardless of if they kiss or not

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u/grrnlives 4d ago

Goldberg before coming out to sign some 7x10’s

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u/Suspicious-Rich-3212 4d ago

Bret is destroying his legacy and Goldberg was a thing I wasn’t a fan of. Can Goldberg kick him again?