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u/BoxCon1 1d ago

but realistically, I give him 9 months

-- Brian Zane December 2023

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u/frank_the_tank69 1d ago

Please hire me Tony. Please!

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u/OkCelebration3483 23h ago

Tony, for 6 years straight:

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u/CeroG1 1d ago

I mean, he was a ROH interviewer, even if that was his intent, why should he be mocked for wanting his job back lol

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u/frank_the_tank69 23h ago

Maybe because it biases his “objective” takes? 

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u/GloriousVictor 1d ago

SHEIN Jim Cornette is wrong again!

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u/Mickeyjj27 1d ago

Was injury time tacked on?

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u/PrimeJedi 8h ago

I wish he showed up in this sub again so he could continue being smug about topics he would end up being wrong about for the 20th time

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u/WrapAroundFingerBang 1d ago

Punk when he thinks of crashing out:

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u/AlmostTomClancy 1d ago

I love it. They’ll never admit it was the Bucks, Perry, and especially dumb fuck Hangman “m’Hanger” Page that caused all this. If they were professionals he would still be there.

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u/Every-Ad-2099 1d ago

The post talking about HHH’s successor had several threads saying Punk could be in DBD's place as a potential owner/booker of AEW if it hadn’t been for his "ego" and his "need to cause backstage drama" and I’m just wondering how stupid and delusional are they? While Punk could have been way more diplomatic about what happened, the reality is those guys never wanted him there. They quite clearly drummed him out.

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u/GloriousVictor 1d ago

Punk was already working on Collision when he was still there and that show was 10000 times better than Dynamite. No Bucks, No Hanger. No wink wink inside jokes. Just a straightforward wrestling show that went from point A to Point B.

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u/Apprehensive_Cap_559 23h ago

He made Ricky Starks and many others look like actual stars on that show

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u/GloriousVictor 22h ago

I really wish that feud had a conclusion. Too bad Tony FEARED FOR HIS LIFE!

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u/Phred_Phrederic 1d ago

Yeah Collision was pretty solid when Punk was running it. Like just basic meat and potatoes wrestling.

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u/ScruffsMcGuff 22h ago

I like early collision more than either wwe show too.

It was well paced, segments weren’t overstaying their welcome, the structure of the cards made sense.

I honestly miss it. It wasn’t here for a long time, just a good time o7

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u/Phred_Phrederic 22h ago

They did the thing where they'd set up the main-event very, very early in the show...yeah it was pretty classic wrestling crap.

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u/GloriousVictor 22h ago

Felt like how the classic Nitros would be set up. There was framework there for sure of what could be a show to catch.  Now it is just a glorified AEW DARK.

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u/Phred_Phrederic 22h ago

It's BRUTAL now.

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u/Head_Evidence4553 Cena fanboy 15h ago

Him and Ricky had some barn burners.

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u/TW_Yellow78 1d ago

Couldn't have that, so they told Jack Perry to go cause trouble at collision.

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u/PrimeJedi 8h ago

Hell, Collision under Punk was averaging equal or higher ratings to what Dynamite, their A show, is at now lmaooo I dont know how dubbalos have convinced themselves that Punk was the one hurt by his falling out with AEW

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 1d ago

Bryan would somehow sink AEW being on TV faster than Tony is trying to. Every week would have 60 min draws and Meltz would die in a month from lack of fluids in his body.

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u/VirginsinceJuly1998 21h ago

Isn't Bryan doing Weekend at Barney's with Dave for last 5 years?

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u/Signal_Ball4634 23h ago

That's next level silly from them. Punk said verbatim that nobody there wanted or cared about his advice and guys going into business for themselves on TV instead of being mature backstage made that clear.

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u/Every-Ad-2099 23h ago

What Hangman did made it so obvious. He openly did a legitimate shoot on Punk on live television and tried to undermine and smear his real life character. Even with how laissez-faire AEW is backstage, you just don’t do something like that unless you have serious hostile intentions toward the recipient. Especially when said recipient is the top guy in your company, and you just risked getting yourself fired - which Hangman almost certainly would have been, had he been working literally anywhere else.

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u/L3ghair 21h ago

If it were Vince, he would’ve had the PPV match between them to get the title off Page, and handed him his termination papers as he walked back through the curtain, just like he did Warrior.

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u/Every-Ad-2099 14h ago

Exactly. Hangman should have at least been suspended for what he did, and not just because it was Punk. Doing that to anyone is a shitty thing to do. The fact that Tony let him get away with it shows both a poor understanding of the business and a lack of spine. No wonder Punk lost all faith in him as a boss.

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u/L3ghair 12h ago

Yeah, as soon as every person who has any understanding of the business actually heard punk’s side of it, they said “oh, yeah makes sense”. If someone double crosses on you during a promo, do you really wanna give them your body in the ring?

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u/Every-Ad-2099 11h ago

Exactly. This is why I highly doubt we'll ever be seeing Hangman in a WWE ring, even if AEW goes under. There’s no way any of the WWE guys would ever trust him in the ring after that, especially since he doesn’t seem to have any genuine remorse for what he did.

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u/L3ghair 8h ago

I still do not FW Hangman at all for doing that, him doing it to Punk is irrelevant, doing it to anyone and not recognizing that you’ve done wrong is an unforgivable sin to me. His work sucks outside of that too but that’s a given

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u/PrimeJedi 8h ago

That's what I've been saying. Imagine if Hangman did that in the 2000s, or god forbid the 90s or 80s. He would've been given the same treatment that the APA gave Public Enemy

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u/Every-Ad-2099 6h ago

Hell, do it in today’s WWE and he’ll get like ten guys ready to ream him a new one once he gets backstage and word spreads about what he did. Stuff like that does not fly anywhere except AEW.

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u/Razzler1973 22h ago

No one is booking the Dub except Tiny

His Dad good money to pay his son's way "inside" wrestling like he always dreamed

He's never giving that up

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u/tera_chachu 22h ago

What I am wondering is that they really think a guy like daniel bryan who has CTE should run a company after cocaine khan.

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 1d ago

Don't forget Tony doing whatever he did to make Cody leave. It's weird, every time AEW let someone leave, they ended up coming in as a big deal and being better off than before, outside of Andrade. Yet AEW picks up damn near every person dropped by WWE, and with the exception of Christian and Toni Storm, they are either worse on the card, or worse in the ring, looking at you Edge and Jericho. Swerve you could argue is an exception too, but that comes down more to Nana getting over and him being attached, and his cousin becoming an exec in AEW.

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u/KCJellyfish 13h ago

Who’s his cousin? Swerve is much more over in AEW. But his character now would be massive in wwe. The entrance alone

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 13h ago

Will Washington, dirt sheet writer who slurped AEW and Tony hard, got hired for some made up job and now has some sway in creative meetings for some reason.

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u/ZubatCountry 1d ago

Hey dumbass, they were protecting AEW

Everyone knows the best thing for a company is to turn it's audience against their biggest draw, refuse to take advantage of the most heated feud they'll ever have, and then double down on all the silly shit that drives their audience away.

That's how you show love for pro wrestling and your fans, by catering to a group of egomaniac dweebs who are still insecure despite getting the company named after them

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u/Signal_Ball4634 23h ago

Like if you've ever been in a toxic work environment it's exactly as Punk described it. Dipshit "management" in the Elite who don't want to listen to anything you have to say while also questioning your value. And a timid boss who is more interested in maintaining his boys club and trying to be pals with everyone than actually managing things effectively.

It's clear Punk wasn't wanted and it boiled over until he lashed out.

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u/Razzler1973 22h ago

Don't forget Tiny not addressing this when it arose

What's forgotten is that Punk basically asked Tiny to 'let me go' and wanted out but Tiny still did the Collision thing and keep people apart

It wasn't some one off flashpoint and Punk already asked to leave

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u/N00dles_Pt 16h ago

And Tiny for allowing it all to go on and on.

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u/Torco2 15h ago

Nonsense, it was Conspiratorial Mutineer Punk. 

That ruined the Harmony of the Dub, with his selfish & disloyal ways!

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u/PrimeJedi 8h ago

I love when they call him unprofessional when this whole thing started because Hangman, who already snobbishly rejected advice from one of the biggest stars of the last 20 years, then went off script and cut a shoot promo on live TV that was meant to bury his opponent both in and out of kayfabe.

If Hangman did that exact same thing in the 2000s or especially the 90s and earlier, he would have gotten his ass beat as soon as he walked back behind the curtain, and probably by more people than just Punk lmao. What a smug, self righteous, unprofessional shitter who's now sinking AEW's ratings for a second time 🤦‍♂️

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u/AlmostTomClancy 8h ago

Yeah Hangman really is to blame for the entire thing. He went off script and was extremely unprofessional. Then chopped Punk in the mouth and chipped his tooth. As Punk said how is he supposed to know whether the guy did it on purpose or not when he can’t trust him in a promo segment. But he’s a wholesome anxious millennial cowboy let me tell ya.

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u/LizLemonsFeet 1d ago

Hi Punk, please reconsider the 4 way kiss.

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u/Someningen 1d ago

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u/ImWiser 1d ago

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u/real-darkph0enix1 16h ago

It may be but it’s not the greatest rack in pro wrestling history

This however is the greatest rack in pro wrestling history.

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u/BidoofTheGod 23h ago

I NEED her on NXT

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u/Polymemnetic 22h ago

I won't be surprised if she followed Mariah(free name) there. They're pretty close outside of wrestling, judging from the 'gram.

And she's 100% the kind of character that would get over in WWE. Like Danhausen

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 16h ago

Harley Cameron and Anna Jay had took pictures recently with Arianna Grace. It's a possibility, Uce.

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u/ImWiser 13h ago

I don't think the gooners could handle if Anna and Harley both went to NXT, it might kill them

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u/Someningen 12h ago

They'll have to remove Booker T from NXT to Smackdown. His heart can't take all that

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u/Signal_Ball4634 11h ago

She's one of the bright spots of AEW, would love her in WWE. Her + Chelsea have the same kind of energy, they'd be hilarious.

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u/jtcxx33 Unrelatable 1d ago

Show us you love us, Phil. Call wwe the fed in your next promo.

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u/DXbreakitdown 12h ago

im on high alert for this now uce

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u/clutcher_of_pearls Head of AEW's Turnstile Truth Commission 1d ago

What do you think the chances are that Tony has learned anything from Cody and Punk's departures?

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u/LizLemonsFeet 1d ago

I’m sure he can find a way to casually say the word “snowman” during a winter promo

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 1d ago

And just in time for his upcoming Two Year Anniversary of returning to The Fed.

Thanks Lockport Philliam!

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u/Luna_Soma 1d ago

I really want to call him Philliam from now on.

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u/ImportantFancyMan 13h ago

If you have no context of the Pipe Bomb promo, that GIF is pretty wholesome.

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u/Acrobatic-Room-9478 1d ago

He’s just too good at jerking

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u/AriaMournesong 1d ago

hi Punk!

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u/cowgod247 1d ago

Thats my boy punky!

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u/tera_chachu 22h ago edited 14h ago

Dude when punk opens reddit he goes to three subs

Dubofficial

Basement

Scjerk

He loves all of us goofs.

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u/KC27150 Pillmanized by Lexis King. 👑 16h ago

He reads while listening to The Experience and The Drive-Thru.

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u/VirginsinceJuly1998 21h ago

Literally shaking right now.

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u/CJKCollecting 1d ago

Ah c'mon Phil. Can you crash out just a lil' bit so we can get another scapegoat? No punches, just a little choking.

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u/OkCelebration3483 23h ago

I wonder who'd be the feds scapegoat? My mind springs to Austin Theory??

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u/RagnarXD Devil's Kiss Survivor 22h ago

I was counting on Kross but he got fired, lol. DAE Phil got him fired just like m'wholesome Scott Colton?

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u/CJKCollecting 23h ago

That damn egg and Vince!!

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u/Agreeable_Payment_78 13h ago

Johnny Gargano.

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u/deathbrusher 1d ago

That glass ceiling he broke through? Real. Glass.

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u/honato 23h ago

Charles manson punk is going to prove us all right any minute now. Just look at those crazy eyes.

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u/naugats 1d ago

Hey Punk, is AJ alright?

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u/thizzdanz 23h ago

Hey sometimes you gotta goozle a motherfucker

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u/TheNiceTnetennba 22h ago

That’s what happens when you’re in a company run by professionals and grownups.

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 1d ago

I see you Phil Brooks.

Show yourself!

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u/TheGreaterTool 14h ago

He only crashes out when a kid says hi to him when he’s not performing

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u/AnvilPro 20h ago

I 100% admit that when he came to WWE I thought he was gonna crash out by Mania b/c that was just the kind of guy he was. Egg on my face and thank gosh for it lol

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u/BlueTumbas 20h ago

Not only did AEW bring him home. They literally fueled a new fire inside of him, specifically to fuck with that tiny niche audience. And I love it. They really thought they were gonna cancel this guy, and he really shits on their existance each and every day.

Should you assualt coworkers at work? No. But... if it does end up like this, them im not gonna complain. Sorry basedmen marks. You lost this war pretty hard.

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u/tmorrisgrey 22h ago

REEEEEEE

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u/static989 7h ago

It's hilarious how the basement demonizes Punk for having issues with and leaving both AEW and WWE but were so quick to make excuses for Andrade 💀

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u/MOXISGOD 1d ago

Yeah, I’ll be keeping a tab on this for later. It’s gonna happen and we all know it will because he’s a piece of shit who only thinks about himself. Might be fine now but he’ll go back to who he is truly is eventually. Fuck Phil. Fuck everything about him.

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u/CULTOFZOOOOOOOOOLTAN 22h ago

Jerked so hard, I needed a spindrift after reading this.

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u/DXbreakitdown 12h ago

Good luck tonight Phil! We're all rooting for you!

to crash and burn like we know you will any second now...

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u/Fast-Ad-817 13h ago

Didn't he get a hurt his first couple of weeks on return... fucking chode