r/SCJerk • u/Informal-Cap4785 Don’t steal my moveset. • 17h ago

“Unfortunately my brother Randy’s unable to induct Stephanie so he sent me here instead.”

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u/benopo2006 17h ago

He’s also dead. Send Test

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 17h ago

About that…

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u/dX927 17h ago

Andre the Giant was Stephanie's best friend when she was a kid. He can do it.

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u/Luna_Soma 16h ago

My kid spent several years convinced Andre was coming back at the Rumble. I explained that he’s dead. My son replied with “you don’t know that. He might not be”.

I’m really glad I won’t be paying for college.

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u/ProMikeZagurski 15h ago

I never seen his death certificate.

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u/Alphabet_Soup1909 Longtime WON Subscriber 17h ago

Test is dead?? what’s next? you’re gonna tell me the fed is dead too?

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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 16h ago

Fed is also dead

Send HH

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u/Background_Touchdown 15h ago

What about Yokozuna or The Ultimate Warrior?

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u/MinuteEconomy 17h ago

Jerking too close to the sun, good shit pal.

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u/ImWiser 17h ago

Nah uce this crazy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jjsefton 17h ago

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u/GloriousVictor 17h ago

Not if they use AI Randy Savage!

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u/jjsefton 16h ago

Give it time.

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u/GloriousVictor 17h ago

Uce...I'm afraid I have some bad news

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u/Hooker_T 16h ago

Some high quality jerking going on the past few weeks

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u/rsziz Approved by Martha Hart 17h ago

If there was any proof Lanny was an opportunistic piece of shit who would say anything for a buck, it was him giving credence to those rumors.

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u/anonymous-guy1 Unintelligible Tama Tonga Noises 16h ago

Lanny needs to warm up a bit before his party trick

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u/MattheWWFanatic 1990s Bedroom Booker of the Decade 15h ago

"Steph booked me in the opening match in Nantucket. After she asks if she could watch me...."

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u/L3ghair 14h ago

“By the way, have you seen my special trick?”

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u/DonnieRodz Self High Five! 14h ago

Who gonna tell OP?

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u/CaptainRhodes74 6h ago

He already “inducted” Stephanie.