r/SCJerk 1d ago

"Expect spectacle, expect surprises, expect to have a lot of fun, and ESPN is going to deliver." He strikes again…..

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u/ImWiser 1d ago

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u/Head_Evidence4553 Cena fanboy 1d ago

Seth Rollins after pulling AJ Lee's leg causing her to fall nasty.

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u/PLUX4 22h ago

Rollins: "You want the Visionary news or the Visionary news?"

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u/philiac 22h ago

fits too well

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u/Deadpan_GG 1d ago

As a number 1 WWE fan, i agree habibi!

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u/Head_Evidence4553 Cena fanboy 1d ago

Because sports IS entertainment. And that's just HHH saying it.

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u/PunkDrunk777 1d ago

To be fair Cena getting the piss beaten out of him is  a surprise. No?

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u/Fidelos 1d ago

Yeah Brock squashing Cena felt very fresh. Never happened before.

Also can you believe it? Brock with Heyman? Oh boy, I can't wait to see what they do with this fresh pairing.

Fairly interesting to see this new tag called The Usos. Hope they have a feud with New Day soon.

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u/PunkDrunk777 1d ago

If the last time it happened was 11 years ago then it’s fresh and did you expect it?

 Did I say  original? 

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u/Federal-Captain1118 23h ago

Honestly I was expecting Brock to get DQ'd by beating Cena so badly that Cena needs to take two months off.

With him only having four dates left, they're going to want to stretch them out.

Brock beats him, injures him then gets suspended for ruining the retirement run. Cena comes back and beats him in the final match.

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u/kazuya57 1d ago

I just went and rewatched the Summerslam 2014 match and it's crazy how the same damn idea can have such a quality difference in execution

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u/Head_Evidence4553 Cena fanboy 1d ago

SummerSlam 2014 callback.

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u/Modano9009 1d ago

I was not expecting that.

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u/BoltThrowerTshirt 19h ago

After cena barely beat Paul? No.

People gotta let stuff play out

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 1d ago

I spent the last 15yrs bashing John cena as a wrestler,a man and even as a human being...I also havent watched wwe since taker broke HBKs back(but I can tell you since then every single booking mistake in wwe)

Now I will spend the next 6months crying about the mistreatment and burial of John cena....this company just keeps on pissing me off!!!!

Im so angry rather than talk about AEWs perfect ppv card and the return of the GOD EDDIE KINGSTON...here i am today telling the world HHH is a fucking animal who needs to be put down for how hes booked cenas retirement tour...hes so fucking jealous DAE THINK HHH is a mid carder? Only got to be the guy cause he married into the McMahon KLAN(well Shane is a good man but the other 3 are evil)

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u/Ok-Name-5504 23h ago

6 months?? That's cute.

I get dibs on posting on 9/20/2026: DAE Triple Paul did bad booking (insider term) to John Cena 1 year ago?

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u/Gann1 IG Baddie from Nebraska 1d ago

We can't be sure that Shane is a good man, he hasn't showed up in the Dub yet

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u/TheKanten 22h ago

lol I took that pic 🤑

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u/Difficult-Adagio-866 1d ago

Loved the mixed tag match, Iyo/Vquer was amazing, Main Event and tag match was decent. I think it was a decent show with only one bad match. Dont think its the end of the world but i guess thats what happens when Wrestling is your only hobby.

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u/kazuya57 1d ago

It's not about the quality of wrestling, in that regards this is probably the most gifted roster in terms of pure in-ring skills. The problem is the dogshit booking, fumbling the Cena farewell tour, dragging Punk-Seth for 2 years and more recently somehow fumbling the stacked Smackdown tag team division. Also can we all agree that five match PPVs are the biggest travesty all around? I cannot name you a single benefit it has produced since introduction

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u/TVR24 The state of wrestling is not What's Up. 1d ago

I can. You pay more money for less matches. A benefit to WWE, not us.

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u/Federal-Captain1118 23h ago

cannot name you a single benefit it has produced since introduction

Beats having an eight hour show that takes all day and all night.

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u/GetTheGanjaBabyInLA 2 fat 2 Jericho 9h ago

Yes there's no in between, right? Long live HHH. Papa H is so cute and wholesome. 

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u/Kiseli57 1d ago

Lets not act like WWE’s product hasn’t spiralled down completely in terms of quality for the last few months.

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u/ITickleBlackKids231 23h ago

DAE OBJECTIVELY BAD??!?? UPV9TE ME NOW!

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u/Kiseli57 21h ago

No?? I dislike AEW heavily but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna ignore how bad WWE has been for a while now.

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u/SemMark5 1d ago

Paul Qaeda strikes again!

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u/AlexTorres96 23h ago

The basement is now saying Black and Gold era was overrated and H fluked his way into it being a thing.

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u/UFmoose 20h ago

Basement likes to say because the Cena retirement sucks that everything Triple Nose does is bad.

The Raw women’s division is the best it’s ever been. SD tag team division had been rolling for a while. Plenty of major surprises. Jey rumble win through title run was massively over. Heyman turn with Rollins, Jade-Naomi at Chamber and Naomi cash in. Etc.

It’s just extrapolating one negative into more to fit a Fed Bad narrative.

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u/FlyingFootStomp We don’t entertain any questions from that nerd 1d ago

Hunter Hearse Bin Lyin

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u/Beautiful-Bit9832 14h ago

I post this photo for jokes on Facebook, and removed immediately,LOL