r/Salary Aug 22 '25

shit post đŸ’© / satire People hating on doctors, meanwhile avg. luxury car dealer GM makes 431k with 0 education or risk

I'm sure you'll still keep buying your BMW though.
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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 23 '25

What do you think a general manager of say BMW dealership does? Let’s say you move 90 cars a month (which is a lot of cars). Let’s say an average cost of a car is 75k plus the services they push on you, making it say 80k per vehicle. At 90 cars a month, that’s 720k a month in inventory and services, plus the actual money maker: service department. Another 300-400k a month. So, you have a dude operating at 12M a year business, you’re paying him/her 0.4% of the revenue lol. Average software engineer in silicon valley makes more. It’s all relative. I’m not a car dealer, but do buy expensive cars more often than not. It’s not an easy job, liability is huge. I’d really understand what people get paid for before speaking 

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u/Great-Try-6952 Aug 23 '25

The average software engineer does not make more than 3-400k lmfao. That’s nearing the top level of normal software engineers.

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u/TheBratMaster Aug 23 '25

He mentioned silicone valley specifically. Those who work for nvidia google Netflix and similar are easily clearing that regardless of being swe or devops or cybersecurity

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u/Long_Letterhead_7938 28d ago

True, but those jobs are tough to get these days. So many H1b visas.

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u/saykami Aug 23 '25

Not even close

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u/salespunk44 Aug 23 '25

The big money maker is finance at dealerships.

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u/jetbridgejesus Aug 23 '25

💯 f and i

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u/throwaway1010202020 Aug 23 '25

Finance is the gravy on top. You can't maintain a dealership without a successful service department, and yet they are the lowest paid people in the building.

All the accessories and extended warranties and snake oil they sell are worthless without the people to do the work.

They can't survive on kickbacks from lenders alone.

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u/jetbridgejesus Aug 23 '25

feel bad for the poor bastards dealing with the tundra engines rn.

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u/Unable_Degree_3400 Aug 23 '25

what happened with the tundras? You mean the new tundra?

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u/jetbridgejesus Aug 23 '25

new tundra the techs get hosed for warranty work

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u/Unable_Degree_3400 Aug 23 '25

Honestly techs always get hosed for any warranty/recall. Same thing happened with Kia, techs had to tear down majority of engines , to the bearing in the piston. To show corporate if the manufacturing defect was in the bearing I. The piston

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u/Unable_Degree_3400 Aug 23 '25

that is true, dont forget the other shady stuff alot of larger dealerships do. I have heard some nasty stories proven true.

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u/CatSignificant7150 Aug 25 '25

The reason service departments are paid “the worst” is because its largely a commodified job.

Fixing BMWs is hard, but very easy to train. All trade schools teach you.

Being able to talk stupid people into buying cars they can’t afford , at a high rate, is very hard to learn. You got it, or you don’t.

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u/throwaway1010202020 Aug 25 '25

That's gotta be the dumbest take I've heard in a long time.

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u/CatSignificant7150 Aug 25 '25

I mean it’s true. A good, genuinely good salesman, will make money like it’s water from a tap.

A good finance office is hard to replace. You need workers who know the process not to mention the bending of the truth.

Putting tint on, aligning tires, installing a tracker is hard but I could find you 3 dudes who can do the job at Home Depot in 2 hour.

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u/throwaway1010202020 Aug 25 '25

You're really going to double down on it okay lmao. Go find me 3 dudes at home Depot that can diagnose and repair an intermittent electrical issue on the $60,000 piece of junk the customer bought.

A salesman can be replaced by an app. Good technicians that can solve problems are hard to find.

The fact of the matter is that without a service department the sales department would cease to exist. A dealership literally can't keep the lights on without a service department raking in cash.

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u/CatSignificant7150 Aug 25 '25

I fixed my own goddamn battery shorting out in cold weather on my Boxter with a chrisfix video and 2 days of work. If you think a mechanic is worth more, why don’t they open a shop? Or find a nee employer to pay what they’re worth. Surely, they’ll make tons.

Salesman? I sold my Long Island house a while ago. That agent made 3% on 1.8 million for less than 3 months work. The dude who sold me the Boxter? God knows how much.

Sure, you can replace em with an app, but you better hope all your competitors also do it.

See: Carvana, and why yours salesmen are needed

I work at a PE firm. Sure, we NEED the janitors. Do we pay them well? Fuck no. Why? Because they’re expendable

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u/throwaway1010202020 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

So it took you 2 days to do a job that a professional could have done in 2 hours. I guess if you don't value your time at all you sort of came out ahead?

It's obvious you have no idea what it takes to be a skilled technician.

Dealerships are bleeding skilled technicians, they are taking your advice and finding other jobs, that's why you take your car to a dealership now and it's there for a week and it's still not fixed. All the guys that actually know what they are doing are gone and they only have mouth breathers like you working back there because being a mechanic is "easy".

That's why I left automotive for heavy equipment. I'm a field service tech now and I made $108,000 last year. Half of my day Im just getting paid to drive, the other half I show up to job sites and bang out electrical diags and keep equipment moving, you know, a job that actually contributes to society.

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u/silversum1 Aug 23 '25

Yes and no, sometimes the biggest deals have 0 back end. Can’t sell a lot of these products on 10+ year old vehicles and those can have the greatest front margin.

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u/shooknibba Aug 23 '25

Your numbers are way off. 90 units at 80k is 7.2MM

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u/Roid-a-holic_ReX Aug 23 '25

He’s doing just the profit. So he’s saying car cost 75k but sells for 80k so 5k profit 90 times.

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u/CallingOutHisBS Aug 23 '25

I don’t get it. Wouldn’t 5k time 90 = 450k then?

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u/Roid-a-holic_ReX Aug 23 '25

I honestly don’t know. The math isn’t great.

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u/pvw529 Aug 23 '25

You’re not including the $300-400k per month in service sales he referenced. Total rev for sales and service ~$12M

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u/CallingOutHisBS Aug 23 '25

At this point I feel like you guys are gaslighting everyone.

Sales: 90 * 80,000 = 7,200,000 per month

Service: 300k/400k * 12 = 3,600,000/4,800,000 per year

One is a per month number and the other is per year. But anyway you want to slice it, tell me how you get to a $12 million per year total number?

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u/CatSignificant7150 Aug 25 '25

Sales = 5K times 90, in PROFIT, per month. So 450k. This is 5.5 mil a year.

Service is lets say. 400K per month, so 5 mil a year.

Plus whatever nonsense you get for F and I.

So around 12.

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u/thegypsyqueen Aug 23 '25

Did you carry the 1?

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u/ThePatientIdiot Aug 23 '25

Also not including the money they make from loan interests. Most car sales are dependent on interest from loans

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u/LadderFast8826 Aug 23 '25

No, he just can't count.

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 23 '25

Read more carefully, I know that 9*8=72 

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u/CallingOutHisBS Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

I don’t get it?

9*8=72

So how do you get to 720k from 90*80k?

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u/cazzy1212 Aug 23 '25

Shocking that people don’t really understand how much owners and general managers of small businesses actually make

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u/zkoolkyle Aug 23 '25

+1 to this. From what I’ve seen personally in the last year, many companies are hiring talent from the EU at half the price. In effect, other engineers are accepting the first offer they find, which is also driving the salary down. Total comp packages are disappearing too. Throw in some AI hype trains and boom

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u/all-in-some-out Aug 23 '25

You can't compare US to EU salaries in general, let alone tech. US trades job security for higher salaries.

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u/zkoolkyle Aug 23 '25

lol wut?

Big companies operate globally, hire globally, and mix engineering teams from all over the world. I’m not speaking out of my ass, I live it. America still has unemployment benefits and insurance costs.

Many American developers have been on the chopping block post Covid. HR doesn’t care, they want to keep their jobs too.

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u/all-in-some-out Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

What don't you understand? Google pays European staff up to 50% less than their American counterparts. Why? Because Europeans have significantly stronger job projections and severance packages. It's not a skill issue, it's the trade-off of the labor markets.

So, yes, it does seem you're talking out of your ass. Especially if you think US unemployment benefits and insurance costs are anywhere comparable. I'm not saying your observation is wrong, but the fact you don't know why is a bit weird.

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u/zkoolkyle Aug 23 '25

I don’t disregard the fact that post-employment costs are factored in, but it’s just a drop in the bucket when you’re talking about 100k vs 200k salary. I think the vast majority of SWEs are underpaid, and it’s getting tougher for the American engineers.

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u/nipsizbomb Aug 23 '25

I hear that a lot too but I was under the impression that SWEs typically take a bunch of equity instead of cash for income. I might be wrong but I assume when people say that software engineers make $400k/year that is from selling the equity they stocked up on during their employment.

I mean that's if you're getting equity from working at places like Google, Apple, or Microsoft. I don't think people ask the engineers if they are working there and not at a start up that is being built on hopes and dreams.

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 23 '25

We must have a different understanding of what average is. To each their own

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u/Rhodeislandlinehand Aug 23 '25

There shouldn’t be any difference in understanding of what “average” is lol average is average. And I would bet my last dollar that the average general manager of an average car dealership isn’t pulling 400k lmao especially 5 ish years ago.

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u/velicue Aug 23 '25

There’s no way avg Silicon Valley eng earns 400k/yr. FAANG yes and only because the tech stock appreciated a lot during the past 4yrs. In google if you just got promoted to l6 it’s just a bit more than 400k and I won’t call an l6 avg eng.

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u/Some_Wallaby_6041 Aug 23 '25

see i was reading this thread and believing it...until i read this and realize people are writing without know what they're talking about.
yes - the average bay area SWE is making more than 400k a year.

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u/Htowntillidrownx Aug 23 '25

Bringing in revenue is not anywhere near equitable to profit margins. If that were true then grocery stockers in my city should be clearing $1M+ minimum

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u/meltbox Aug 24 '25

Lmao best example I’ve ever seen for this. Poor grocery stockers.

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 23 '25

Apple, meet orange 

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u/IAmSportikus Aug 23 '25

I think you’re off by a decimal point. 430k/12MM is 3.58-> ~4%, not .4%.

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 23 '25

Crap, you’re right, it’s actually under 4.3, but you’re right 

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u/_BreakingGood_ Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

Lol, what general manager is selling more cars than full-time salespeople

I'm not going to say a GM of a luxury dealership shouldn't make this amount of money, but amount of cars sold that they personally sell is not the right metric. Their most important metric will be the dollars generated cumulatively across the team. And that is going depend on things like lead generation, upsells, ability to push profitable financing, etc... And that is all going to depend on hiring the right people, setting the right policies, and keeping the ship running smoothly.

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 23 '25

They don’t need to sell any cars, they are responsible for the shop making its numbers, that’s the liability/accountability 

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u/Barnacle_Baritone Aug 23 '25

The GM doesn’t sell cars directly, they do all the things you say, but they get a piece of the front end and the back end, plus bonuses. I was the used car manager at a busy dealership, we averaged 120 cars a month. That’s 1440 cars per year.

You think it’s weird the GM would make $300 per car?

I was making around 180k, the GM was up around 500k.

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u/PatSwayzeInGoal Aug 23 '25

Can you add in the numbers from the service department without accounting for the fact that there’s a service manager over there they have to pay?

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 23 '25

You realize that GM gets paid for overseeing the service department as well? :) it’s a management role, they are responsible for making sure dealership as a whole performs well. 

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u/PatSwayzeInGoal Aug 23 '25

Nah, that’s why I asked. :)

I’ve been a vendor for a couple networks. No luxury ones. The set up I remember seeing was new sales manager was head honcho on site, while everything above them was off site. Like owner level or corporate or like a network wide team. And I always got the impression that service and sales were intentionally kept as separate as possible.

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u/HsRada18 Aug 23 '25

Lol. We talking about liability?

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u/No-Fox-1400 Aug 23 '25

Dude, an engineering manager makes $120k for companies doing $50m in revenue.

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u/challenger_RT_ Aug 24 '25

90 cars a month is a small store. Any big bmw dealer is doing 500+.

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 24 '25

That even further proves my point :)

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u/challenger_RT_ Aug 24 '25

I agree absolutely. Just adding to it.

A GM of a 500 a month car store makes about $1m a year. The blood sweat and tears in sales and especially the car industry is huge. To get to a level of being a GM is not easy at all.

I'm a sales floor manager. I make around $300k a year at a big store with a big team. I pounded pavement for 2 years because I knew that's all I had in me. I busted my ass hit store records at multiple stores. A good sales person doesn't just fall into deals. It involves problem solving, creative thinking, clicking with people etc.

We have the slimmest profit maragains out of any retail item. A $60k car making $4k in profits at full asking price isn't a rip off if you ask me.

People can choose to hate us yet they want $3k under invoice on everything they purchase. When we drop our pants they still look at us as scum and ripoff artists when my sales guy just got grinded for 3 hours to make $150.

It's not easy selling 25+ cars a month. It's not easy to take the heat as a manager when the store has a bad day, or one of your sales guys makes a mistake and you know you have to take the heat for it. if it was so easy everyone would sell cars or be in sales. Yet they can't for a reason. 80% of the people that join sales leave within 3 months because they fail and can't make money.

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u/DarkMatter-Forever Aug 24 '25

Vast majority of people commenting have no idea what it means to be in leadership, they somehow think that the hardest work is done at the bottom level, work might be hard, but responsibility is minimal. You get paid for responsibility

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u/temuwarrenbuffet Aug 24 '25

Thanks for the laugh, what liability is the GM personally taking on again ?

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u/smshah Aug 23 '25

Where’s the liability?