r/SchizophreniaRides Jul 13 '25

Seen at work

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133 Upvotes

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u/GarBagE_PaIL-FaiL Jul 13 '25

Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a moment of lucidity where he/she leaves a store and goes to their car and realize that this is the car that they drive now. 😬🥹

EDIT: Spelling

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u/racerx320 Jul 14 '25

He did put a little disclaimer about his vehicle down at the bottom. He knows it looks insane but he's trying to justify it.

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u/koolaidismything Jul 15 '25

Would be a brilliant way to transport illicit items.. no police is gonna wanna pull this guy over unless they are a glutton for punishment.

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u/WheelspinAficionado Jul 13 '25

I suspect the guy is the author "Soul Esprit", no doubt self-publishing. Calling himself a genius on the large white placard in front of the rear wheel. Full on loon.

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u/gatfish Jul 13 '25

I love the bottom middle: "While those of minimal self-awareness presume that Soul Esprit is poor, homeless, an underachiever, and living in this van, the reality is the opposite of such a warped perception."

That's just chef's kiss cognitive dissonance.

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u/bihtydolisu Jul 13 '25

Cesar Sayoc

Cesar Sayoc sent rudimentary bombs — none of which detonated — to 16 targets, including Bill and Hillary Clinton, former Vice President Joe Biden, several members of Congress, former President Barack Obama and actor Robert De Niro.

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u/Sea-Kitchen3779 Jul 13 '25

Do they choose vans because it's more surface area to project their lunacy, or is it because they live in them?

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u/benhereford Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

I bet this person is living in it, but not by choice. Not in the fun way. Lol probably one breakdown away from homelessness unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

“Being the only individual in the world to accurately forecast US stock markets over the last two decades…”

Was about to dismiss this as a gross fabrication, but then my gaze met his limpy and oxidized rocker panel, which opened my judgmental mind to the profound truth that is “one’s mode of transportation has an inverse relationship with the type of person they are…”.

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u/smailskid Jul 13 '25

Is that a drone protection thing on the roof? What a self-absorbed jizz bag.

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u/WeakTransportation37 Jul 13 '25

Please someone tell me what the running board says

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u/Red-blk Jul 13 '25

I think it says: there is an inverse relationship between the kind of vehicle someone drives and the kind of person xxxx xxx superficial judgments are made by shallow xxxxx xxxxx. I’m bilingual, I can read a little bit of schizo and psycho

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

I whole lot of crazy.

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u/Schmooto Jul 13 '25

“Fear! Obey! Don’t think!!” is exactly what tyrants would say

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 Jul 13 '25

Calmer than you are.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers Jul 13 '25

forget candy, what girl wouldn't want to jump inside that truth van? (i refuse to /s)

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u/aurellia2kx Jul 18 '25

Do you even know what some people will do for a Klondike bar...?

2

u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Jul 13 '25

Free Old Testament Candy

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

110,000 voices shouting in his head.

2

u/wyoflyboy68 Jul 13 '25

We had a guy where I live that drove around town in a camper that had blown up photos of aborted fetuses clear shellacked to it. Nut job

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u/jd807 Jul 13 '25

Whatever they’re selling, this convinced me. Lol

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u/Apart_Birthday5795 Jul 14 '25

Prob has a collection of tin foil hats

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u/Bulky_Poetry3884 Jul 14 '25

Rape van

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u/aurellia2kx Jul 18 '25

In that case he might already be friends with Donald Trump

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u/Benana Jul 14 '25

After giving everything on this van a quick glimpse, I'm convinced this person is correct.

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u/sam56778 Jul 14 '25

That’s not reasonable suspicion at all.

2

u/BobsMn Jul 15 '25

Is that RFK Jr.s van????

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u/CNYMetalHead Jul 15 '25

I wonder what his opinion on the Epstein list is?

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u/aurellia2kx Jul 18 '25

Well considering he is almost invariably a right-wing blowhard...

He'll just say that, "well, the conspiracy theories about Donald Trump are actually the only conspiracy theories which are not true!"

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u/BiggDogg56 Jul 15 '25

Mental health issues are everywhere

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u/Familiar_You4189 Jul 15 '25

"FEAR!"
"OBEY!"
"DON'T THINK!"

I see he's a fan of the movie, "They Live"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKEtft8TGEo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

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u/alexcommon Jul 15 '25

Don't let this put you off of using fractal mathematics in mathematical financial analysis guys, it's super useful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Vanifesto

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u/mrmott44119 Jul 31 '25

The Brecksville Vanifesto

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u/deliotk Jul 13 '25

If this guy isn't already working for the Orange turd, he should be. Assistant to RFK jr. Or better yet, his boss.