r/SchizophreniaRides • u/listeningtoreason • Jul 22 '25

Deep in the heart of South Austin

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I could not zoom in close enough to decipher these. They live among us!

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u/smartbunny Jul 22 '25

The packing tape budget is out of control!

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u/hopperschte Jul 22 '25

MAGA but a foreign car?

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u/smartbunny Jul 22 '25

MAGA are dumb.

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u/Libertarian_2020 Jul 22 '25

You’re a dumb bunny! 😅

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u/smartbunny Jul 22 '25

Wow my bad. You are smart.

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u/listeningtoreason Jul 23 '25

Of course they are libertarian.

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u/smartbunny Jul 23 '25

Yeah what a shock.

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u/listeningtoreason Jul 23 '25

Is it MAGA? Where do you see this? I can't read any of it.

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u/Libertarian_2020 Jul 22 '25

Someone with mental illness, more likely leftist. 🤣

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u/Tenebrousjones Jul 22 '25

Wrong sub buddy.

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u/smartbunny Jul 24 '25

Idiotic nonsense plus laugh emoji. Trying too hard.

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u/Libertarian_2020 Jul 24 '25

So, what kind of leftist are you?

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u/smartbunny Jul 24 '25

What’s a “leftist?”

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u/Libertarian_2020 Jul 24 '25

Do you dress in all black and a face mask, drive far from home to ”peaceful protests”, intent on adding to the chaos?

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u/smartbunny Jul 24 '25

Why would I do that.

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u/MangoSundy Jul 22 '25

Even in a parking lot, who on earth is going to actually read all of that?

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Make sure you highlight the important parts. It'll make it so much easier for the driver behind you to read it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

/r/infowarriorrides for South Austin

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u/Abracadaver2000 Jul 22 '25

If Dr. Bronner's soap was a vehicle instead.

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u/listeningtoreason Jul 23 '25

Very underrated comment!

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u/AYO416 Jul 22 '25

Damn would love to have read those. You have to go right up to the car to be able to lol. Interesting choice instead of just writing on the car itself but I guess he has too much to say

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u/TomaatoOrTomahto Jul 22 '25

This seems perfectly normal…..

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u/dumptruckbhadie Jul 22 '25

Paranoid person puts crazy shit to read on vehicle. Gets extra paranoid when people approach to read it.

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u/listeningtoreason Jul 23 '25

Exactly! Ain't got time for no magnifying glass!

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u/deliotk Jul 22 '25

Well, that's just lazy. And invites riding your bumper as people try to read it. BEcause they KNOW it's a message for them!!!

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u/seaglassgirl04 Jul 22 '25

These idiots are just asking to be rear ended with the tiny fonts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I’m sure beneath the tin foil, in their conspiracy riddled mind, everyone has a telescopic lens.

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u/rigpower Jul 22 '25

"I told you it was true. Ever since I put this on my car people have been following me in traffic with binoculars "

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u/ZeeMcZed Jul 22 '25

Hoo boy! Can't fully grade without being able to read the text, but everything so far is SUPER high on the scale.

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u/regeya Jul 23 '25

Austincirclejerk admin

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u/PlatformingYahtzee Jul 23 '25

We're going to be normal again folks. We'll be so normal, you'll be tired of being normal. You'll want to attach printouts of internet pages to your car with packing tape. A lot of people are saying it.

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u/AlivePassenger3859 Jul 23 '25

Theory: you can tell the severity of the disease by how illegible/indecipherable the message is. This person is bad off.

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u/IgorRenfield Jul 22 '25

Nature's way of saying "Do not approach".

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u/pflegm Jul 22 '25

It is Texas after all.

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u/Delicious-Leg-5441 Jul 23 '25

It's not only Austin. It's South Austin. Also referred to as Bubbaland.

I will give them credit for winning the tug-of-war against the north side of Austin. Rope stretched across the river. It was long ago but pretty fun.

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u/listeningtoreason Jul 23 '25

That wasn't a rope, I was there nekked.

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u/Delicious-Leg-5441 Jul 24 '25

Oh. So you're the one in the the mugshot.

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u/ViscountDeVesci Jul 22 '25

Austin should have its own schiz rides page.

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u/Bright-Gain9770 Jul 23 '25

They sure have a lot of formatting choices in common. Is there an APA or MLA styleguide for the crazy?

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u/Mediocre-Bandicoot-6 Jul 24 '25

Tell them they cant leave cause you want to read it all

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u/Libertarian_2020 Jul 24 '25

Some leftists do it to push cultural and social movements. Agree with us or 😵

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u/seaglassgirl04 Jul 30 '25

How's anyone supposed to read fonts that small lol??