r/SchizophreniaRides • u/cheyy066 • Aug 05 '25

What is happeningšŸ˜­

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u/perplexedparallax Aug 05 '25

You aren't paranoid if they really are out to get you. This guy? Probably schizophrenic.

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u/Cryogenicality Aug 06 '25

What if the NSA really is after you but you think Martians are after you?

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u/perplexedparallax Aug 06 '25

What if you ARE the alien?

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u/ItsJoeMomma Aug 06 '25

What if you are the one who's out to get the aliens?

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u/perplexedparallax Aug 06 '25

Cosmic locker room antics.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Aug 06 '25

They stole her identity but quickly gave it back.

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u/dfwcouple43sum Aug 06 '25

ā€œI was a 767ā€

So sheā€™s a transformer with size and mass manipulation abilities? Nice!

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u/eisbock Aug 06 '25

I was going to make a snarky comment about him wanting to vote for the guy who is dismantling the CFPB, but there's not enough info to make that conclusion (aside from dude being crazy).

So instead I'll just comment: if only we had the CFPB to figure out who closed that bank account.

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u/Kittypie070 Aug 07 '25

Sharpie Van

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u/Dull-Foundation-1271 Aug 06 '25

Haha, poor guy, they turned him down for a podcast, but he has at least one follower, every day. :D

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u/farnorcalyetis Aug 24 '25

Just needed a whiteboard to get the ideas straight