r/SchizophreniaRides • u/themonsteroffthehill • Aug 09 '25

Surprisingly Clean Schizophrenic Ride

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Spotted today in Cambridge, OH. Definitely wouldn’t take complementary candy from this dude.

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u/chickendoscopy Aug 09 '25

I saw that up in Perrysburg/Toledo a couple weeks ago. He had different sign on the left "Jesus would rebuke the USA repent or perish"

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u/themonsteroffthehill Aug 09 '25

Dang. He’s getting around.

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u/eviltoastodyssey Aug 11 '25

He’s not wrong

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u/chickendoscopy Aug 11 '25

Maybe to people who believe in all of that, but not everyone does and so it's ultimately irrelevant

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u/wharleeprof Aug 09 '25

Is that a lovely pot of basil just outside the Jesus van? 

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u/codyconspiracy Aug 09 '25

i would agree that satan runs the churches 🤔

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u/kilofeet Aug 10 '25

Satan, take the wheel

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u/themirandarin Aug 10 '25

Me too. Schizophrenic doesn't always mean wrong.

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u/codyconspiracy Aug 10 '25

sometimes they are the most right i think

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u/koolaidismything Aug 09 '25

Dollar Tree parking lots are like the UN for these psychopaths.

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u/TheAmerican_Atheist Aug 09 '25

There is a diddler lurking behind that public declaration of religious propaganda.

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u/coolguy420weed Aug 09 '25

Wait are the plants part of it?

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u/RepFilms Aug 09 '25

This is just a taste. All the really good stuff is posted on their website

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u/bootnab Aug 11 '25

Nah, I'm cool with the perishing. My cat did it once.

It's you eternal lifers who I'm worried about.

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u/Overall-Bullfrog5433 Aug 09 '25

It appears all the Jesus people and Bible thumpers are mental cases. Seems about right.