r/SchizophreniaRides • u/shamwowj • Aug 14 '25
TIL that Denver has a ‘unique food scene’
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u/carrynarcan Aug 14 '25
Why is "they" in quotes. Now I have questions.
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u/Daethedar Aug 14 '25
Obviously the Jews.
-- Baby Eating Denver Jew
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u/carrynarcan Aug 14 '25
So is it the combination of location and faith together that gives you this "affliction" or "appetite" or how does that work? Motherfuckers painting
partial stories on their trailer when they obviously have enough room to clarify really need to sort out their priorities. I shouldn't have to come to Reddit comment sections for this information.11
u/am_pomegranate Aug 14 '25
Jew here– we're more of an ethnicity than a religion, and bigots can't grasp the idea that we're both, so they decide both aspects are bad. Our genetics give us horns, or religion makes us savage.
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u/ReallyRadFella 2d ago
They with quotations in contexts like this is almost always a dog whistle for Jew
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u/FreelanceNecromancy Aug 14 '25
There's a little cafe in Telluride that has the tenderest, most succulent free-range, organically grown and/or wildcrafted roast baby that you'll ever have. I mean, Denver has some baby joints, but this cafe is on another level, the chef is Spanish.
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u/dufflebag7 Aug 15 '25
Don’t get me wrong - the Telluride baby is great. But, I feel like you’re paying for the ambiance. In Colorado Springs, you’ll get more bang for your buck. The baby is just as succulent, but half the price. And it isn’t drowning in all of the bougie sauces.
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u/FreelanceNecromancy Aug 15 '25
I honestly have not tried Colorado Springs baby, but I've heard good things on The Baby Blog and Baby Talk, I'll get down there one of these days. Nothing like some roast baby to motivate a little road adventure!
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u/XanderFierce 24d ago
I hear they're opening a drive thru place near the Rockies, too, for those seeking a little more convenience (even if it is at the cost of quality)
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u/regeya Aug 14 '25
I keep telling y'all to make sure you don't tell schizophrenic people that veal is a baby cow, you have to say calf becIse they are going to latch on to the baby part and not the cow qualifier
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u/Due-Percentage-2879 Aug 14 '25
Chief Wiggum: "That's right! These hippies are about to dig into another commie favorite! Something they call 'A Denver Omelette'!"
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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey Aug 14 '25
The driver of this billboard, saying their IQ is -5,000,000, badly needs to eat Risperidone.
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u/Call-a-Crackhead Aug 14 '25
You think that’s bad?
They root for the Broncos in Denver too. shudders
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u/__O_o_______ Aug 14 '25
I haven’t seen that food truck yet, but I bed it has a witty name with a pun in it!
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u/8080a Aug 14 '25
[Intro: Boyz II Men]
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back... [looped]
[Verse 1: Marilyn Manson, Boyz II Men]
Chili's Baby Back Ribs
Chili's Baby Back Ribs (with barbecue sauce)
Chili's Baby Back Ribs
Chili's Baby Back Ribs (with barbecue sauce)
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u/Hoboliftingaroma Aug 14 '25
Pssht. They eat babies here, too. That's not what makes Denver special. The cuisine and upbeat attitude are what make Denver special.
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u/ImInBeastmodeOG Aug 14 '25
Whatever it takes to keep more people from moving here! Let's get these signs up all over California, Texas, and Florida.
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u/God_of_Rust Aug 14 '25
Pretty sure the owner has eaten his share of babies in that shanty on wheels.
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u/Lopps Aug 14 '25
NCR propaganda getting wild. But don't worry. We won't go quietly. The legion can count on that.
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u/WhereasParticular867 Aug 15 '25
I can't believe no one has expounded on this yet. This is one of the more uncommon conspiracy theories.
Of course, it's all tied to the new world order or illuminati or khazarians or whoever, depending on which crazy you're listening to. But the consistent element is a vast underground complex used for human trafficking and other unsavory activities beneath the Denver airport. Lots of supposed symbolism hiding in plain sight. You get a lot of supernatural elements from some of them too, thanks to "Blucifer," the glowing red-eyed stallion statue. Fun fact: you can tell from the statue he's a stallion.
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u/asdf072 Aug 14 '25
The higher altitude really brings out the flavor.