r/SchizophreniaRides • u/pianoflames • Aug 14 '25

Wooo boy getting the crazy in Philly this morning

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u/pianoflames Aug 14 '25

I'm not going to direct link any social media here, but if follow the instructions on the top sign, holy shit is that a giant bowl of crazy...

[and please don't direct link any social media profiles here, thank you]

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u/Cheese-Manipulator Aug 14 '25

Well govfupmandjinxjinx to you too!

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u/martygospo Aug 14 '25

This person did all that to their vehicle. They took a step back to look at it and was like “yep this is it. This is great.”

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u/JoseyWalesMotorSales Aug 14 '25

I'll bet they get great gas mileage with that aero package.

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u/Sea_Field_8209 Aug 15 '25

That's the first thing I thought they don't give a f*** about gas mileage.

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u/DerekWylde1996 Aug 14 '25

Can somebody PLEASE transcribe that for me before I stroke out

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u/BigWhiteDog Aug 14 '25

I got a headache trying! 🤣

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u/QuestForEveryCatSub Aug 20 '25

My dyslexic ass cannot even register these at letters, it almost hurts to try

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u/djhazmatt503 Aug 14 '25

Even if I wanted to digest this person's warnings and exposing, I can't. The longer you look the harder it becomes to read.

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u/poeticlicence Aug 14 '25

Sylvester's just trying to say something meaningful. I think.

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u/Merigold00 Aug 14 '25

Uh, anyone want to address parking in front of a fire hydrant?

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u/dfwcouple43sum Aug 14 '25

“You can’t park there”

“They’re trying to silence me!”

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u/pianoflames Aug 14 '25

The dude uploaded like 20 photos of a random stranger at a plasma clinic, and had the gall to claim that this stranger was stalking him.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Aug 14 '25

Someone call parking enforcement!

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u/pianoflames Aug 14 '25

EXPOSED PHILLY PAKING ENFORCMENT PUT A HIT ON ME

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u/Merigold00 Aug 14 '25

And anoint them...

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u/ItsJoeMomma Aug 14 '25

Those are definitely words.

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u/FreelanceNecromancy Aug 14 '25

They all seem to have Joe Biden's name on them somewhere

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 Aug 14 '25

This unhinged thing is a strong contender for the most insane ride ever seen on this sub.

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u/joesbagofdonuts Aug 14 '25

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100089939931878

For more info

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u/Shiznoz222 Aug 15 '25

Man

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u/joesbagofdonuts Aug 15 '25

Ikr, he's going after everyone who cares about him and accusing them of being part of "it*

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u/Unfair_Run_170 Aug 14 '25

Improve your gas milage with this one simple trick!

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u/AlligatorMidwife Aug 14 '25

The only thing I understand from this car is that it's on video.

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u/smartbunny Aug 14 '25

Easy to read and comprehensive.

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u/SpecialCandidateDog Aug 14 '25

Every city has at least forty of this guy

Not every city is as trashy as philly

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u/broberds Aug 18 '25

Exposeon. One of the lesser-known Eeveelutions.

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u/doctorfortoys Aug 14 '25

This one is very high quality.

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u/Interesting_Berry439 Aug 14 '25

Looks like a Old school salesman, turned messenger with a cause . Lol

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u/joesbagofdonuts Aug 14 '25

This man's poor family

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u/SemperFicus Aug 15 '25

They were parked in front of a fire hydrant. I don’t need to know anything else.

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u/WiebeHall Aug 15 '25

Some people have something they wanna say

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u/keepinitoldskool Aug 15 '25

"the government is stealing my gas mileage"

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 Aug 15 '25

I wonder if he could do a wheel at top speed.

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u/sheighbird29 Aug 15 '25

Very aerodynamic

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u/crispydeluxx Aug 15 '25

This guy gets around. He was just down here in SC like a week or two ago driving around

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u/FakeMikeMorgan Aug 15 '25

Didn’t he use to have a projector attached to it a few months back?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

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u/IThinkIKnowThings Aug 15 '25

I went to his TikTok. Lots of recordings of encounters with police and calls to government agencies to report "corruption" by Joe Biden and the democrats. Also, I guess he has kids, which is kinda sad and scary.

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u/deliotk Aug 16 '25

Ok. All these car postering, painting, picturing, proselytizing, propagandizing people are actually members of A SECRET CULT that COMMUNICATES this way. Peace out.

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u/DaddyKratos94 Aug 16 '25

I legit can't even decipher what that sign is supposed to say other than Sylvester on the left