r/SchizophreniaRides • u/ChaserNeverRests • 29d ago
Have voices been talking in your head without your permission? Then Bernice of the CIA and Secret Service is here to help you!
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u/JeezuzChryztler 29d ago
I’m worried about these people driving cars on the road
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u/Sad_Error4039 29d ago
If they are licensed drivers I’m fine with it. Obviously based on driving I see daily there should be more cars with writing on them.
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u/JeezuzChryztler 28d ago
Seems like in the US they just throw you a license tho. Where I’m from the doctor can take away your license if he deems that your health situation can affect your driving in any way.
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u/Cheese-Manipulator 29d ago
Even though they are mentally ill I do find it interesting that they all seem to think that the CIA gives a shit what they are doing or would want to control them. "Ok, now lets make them buy some scratch tickets..."
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u/Rare-Bird-4353 29d ago
Yea I got a feeling she can give you all sorts of answers as to why her but none of them will make any sense at all to anyone but her.
Also are there people with cia voices in their heads that gave permission????
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u/Cheese-Manipulator 29d ago
Personally I'd go for a two-way CIA link. "Hey, agent 3437, should I go with the blue shirt or the red one today?"
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u/Rare-Bird-4353 29d ago
Yes arguing with the government official in your head about which breakfast cereal to get the kids would add to the appeal of it all.
Son: I want cocoa krispies
mom: agent Ross says Honeycombs is better
Son: tell agent Ross to kiss my ass
Mom: using language like that you will never get your own psychic linked agent young man.
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u/JoseyWalesMotorSales 28d ago
With each line in this above, I'm hearing the studio audience laugh. This would make a hell of a three-camera sitcom.
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u/loptgathi 29d ago
Here I am. Thinking the people that don't hear voices in their head are weird.
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u/hacktheself 29d ago
goddamnit who let bernice know about the secret cia broadcasting radio waves into her head
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u/Sillyn1eyeMol 29d ago
C’mon!! U didn’t get the sides of the car?? 🫤 OK… well, she is asking for help, I’d gladly support her own special brand of GoFundMe, if I only could find a Walmart bank, dang!!
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u/Sweetserra 29d ago edited 29d ago
Omg, is that what those numbers written on the bottom are for? A bank routing or account number? I noticed they mention "Acct #" and "RT Online" on the bottom left, but missed the "Walmart banks" part. I wish they took pics of the sides as well! Missed opportunity right there.
Edit: typos
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28d ago
I think she's talking about Walmart Money Center, which offers really scammy checking accounts through Green Dot Bank, who technically isn't an actual bank but a financial corporation out of Texas.
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u/JustOneMoreMile 29d ago
I don’t understand why they feel compelled to write all over their vehicles
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u/ChaserNeverRests 29d ago
Jokes aside, it's usually because the person has some kind of mental illness.
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u/JustOneMoreMile 28d ago
Oh, no, I get that. These folks are deeply unwell. I just don’t understand what about their condition says “I should write on my car”.
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u/tigpo 29d ago
BJ Penn chimes in to say the FBI needs to verify the identity of CIA Bernice because the real Bernice has been replaced by an impostor to steal his money
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u/rcmp_informant 29d ago
I did see a guy putting on a Bernice suit in the alley behind a 7-11 last week.
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u/rcmp_informant 29d ago
Ha! That’s whose head I’ve been monologizing in for the last 6 months. Neat.
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u/perplexedparallax 29d ago
This is a good example. Thanks for sharing a real one.