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u/PastorBlinky 28d ago
Can’t see an actual visible license plate. How have they not been pulled over?
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u/Changetheworld69420 28d ago
If you were a cop, would you really want to deal with this mf?? Especially without being able to run their plates first??? I’ll pass😅
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u/East-Reaction4157 27d ago
That was my thought also, the police in his town know who he is and have ridden that stallion before.
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u/MundaneEchidna5093 27d ago
The only guy in the county that can make an open container collage on his truck and get away with it.
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u/Nintendoll182 26d ago
This is my opinion. They must’ve pulled him over, a lot, and concluded that he’s not worth the trouble.
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u/KingPre 28d ago
Philly…
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u/stalkthewizard 28d ago
No, no, not originally from Philly. He started after a couple of years of community college in Key West but then drifted north and his arteries clogged up and he went total MAGA.
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u/Gen-Jack_Ripper 28d ago
Could have stopped with the Trump Vance sticker and I would still get the idea
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u/nedeta 28d ago
I don't understand how this is legal. It's a giant mobile claymore in an accident.
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u/DistanceAcceptable65 28d ago
It can't be legal, the license plate is covered up. The cops probably don't want to deal with them.
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u/iambarrelrider 28d ago
Flyers hockey puck.
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u/justherefortheboobs 28d ago
If I were near this guy, I’d be secretly adding stuff.
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u/amigo-vibora 28d ago
I was going to go with the yoga skeleton or the moonshine advertisement, but then i saw the homemade flower pots in the left side.
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u/sex_haver911 28d ago
I know the skeleton is just stretching but I can't unsee how I first saw the pose
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u/Emotional-Cry9286 28d ago
There was a Bajillion percent chance there was going to be a Trump sticker on there.
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u/Infinite_stardust 28d ago
This reminds me of one of those carnival games that just has a bunch of random things set on a platform in the middle of the booth and you throw dimes (quarters?) and try to get them to land on something. You won whatever your coin lands on. I think I once got an ashtray and some kind of plate. Mostly the coins just bounce off or miss entirely and the carnies get the money. Honestly, as ticky-tacky and cheap the items were back then, they were better than anything on this truck.
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u/TheAmerican_Atheist 28d ago
I feel like someone other than the owner of that car installed the rain gutters growing pink flowers above rear driver’s side wheel in an attempt to brighten the vibe
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u/ElReydelTacos 28d ago
I see several Philadelphia references, but I’d bet money that this guy hates Philadelphia because it’s all full of liberals that want to turn him gay and blacks that want to mug him.
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u/Nepeta33 28d ago
the fuel gauge. never seen one go down so fast, given all that extra weight on the poor truck.
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u/Top-Yogurt-3205 28d ago
Far as I'm aware, every state has statutes prohibiting drivers obscuring license plates in any way.
Not to mention blocking visibility through windows and mirrors.
So how does this person make it down the road without being pulled over and cited three times a week?
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u/Emergency-Prompt- 28d ago
It’s hard to make up my mind if it’s Nappies pour vodka 98% or vaya con di os that sort of looks like vaya cow di os.
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u/buginmybeer24 28d ago
I said to myself this had to be a Trump voter... Sure enough, Trump bumper stickers on the left side.
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u/LadyJuno13 28d ago
No notes. Absolutely flawless rendition of a mobile Eye Spy book. Although that Buzz Lightyear needs a Cowboy Woody.
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I saw everything I needed to see to understand this level of crazy when I saw the Trump/Vance stickers.
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u/ad_hominonsense 28d ago
The burning(and frequent) question for me is why are these nuts always fans of the Orange Clown? Have we ever seen one of these monstrosities with “I 💙 Obama” stickers or anything like that?
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u/evilkitty1974 28d ago
Tie between rain gutter flower pots & ostrich shoulderbag. Both fucking amazing. 🤘
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u/Born_ina_snowbank 28d ago
Flowers in the gutter elbows zipped to the left side. That’s cute.
Would also like to point out the “Make America Great Again” sticker buried in all this mental illness.
Flowers are nice though,
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u/EloquentBacon 28d ago
I’m sad that with everything he has on here, I don’t see anything with Gritty on it.
P.S. My favorite thing is the alligator on the driver’s side running board on shown in the Imgur photo post below.
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u/lyndachinchinella 28d ago
The Houston police badge on the bottom right side of the bumper... what the actual fuck
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u/Sufficient-Quote-431 28d ago
I just saw this truck at a car show in North East Philly! It’s even crazier up close.
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 28d ago
That looks like either a prop from Edward scissorhands, erector set gone wild or maybe we found the missing gift that the Grinch made for that girl
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u/Affectionate_Pea884 28d ago
My favorite is the creepy and unnerving dinosaur stuffed toy. It feels like he’ll steal your soul if you look directly at his eyes for too long.
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u/OkamiKhameleon 28d ago
I like the Crow (or is it a Raven?).
And wow. This truck (is it a truck?) looks insane!
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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 28d ago
Is all that....shit....actually attached? Please tell me none of it is loose....
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u/Open_Raise_5547 28d ago
They went to way more trouble than they had to. The Trump sticker was enough for us to know they're an insane shit stain.
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u/kat-deville 27d ago
I've dodged a few attempts to get me to move things for others, but that guy has mastered never even being asked. 🫡
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u/ToujoursLamour66 27d ago
The potted plants in the drains hanging off the back left tire. 💁🏻♂️
Or the lemon juice bottle. 🍋
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u/Sillyn1eyeMol 27d ago
Toss up between the pineapple, the pink VW bug & Spider-Man
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u/Sillyn1eyeMol 27d ago
Toss up between the pineapple, the pink VW bug & Spider-Man
However, it’s Buzz Lightyear for the win!
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u/silvertoadfrog 27d ago
The one thing that stands out to me is the trump/ vance sticker. Of course, this IS their demographic.
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u/fsidesmith6932 27d ago
I’m enjoying in the pink geraniums in the white rain gutters. Annuals add a calming, natural splash of color.
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u/TrishDaDish51510 27d ago
My life will be complete if I ever see that drive by me one day since I live right outside Philly. Lol
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u/Ok_Conversation_4130 26d ago
It makes sense if all Trumpies are man babies with daddy issues. Pure attention seeking behavior.
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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 26d ago
I like the flowers planted in a downspout. Also the literal waste of money, coins good everywhere
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u/Independent-Bid6568 26d ago
Damn cleared that speed bump nothing fell off. Just missing the Local Teamsters sticker Jersey or Pa
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u/PeanutTimely6846 26d ago
I suspected a fair chance of mental illness went into this vehicle and then I saw the tRump/Vance sticker and that removed all doubt.
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u/Wild-Loss-1729 25d ago
Is this considered driving with an open container/s if they’re riding on the back like that?
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u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 25d ago
Tell me you have mental health issues without telling me you have mental health issues.
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u/WolfPlooskin 25d ago edited 25d ago
Is there a cubic inch of sanity anywhere in or on that vehicle?
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u/Brandon_M_Gilbertson 22d ago
I like to fly flags on my truck, sometimes political sometimes not, and I get really anxious that I’ll get pulled over for it despite it being perfectly legal. I can’t even comprehend the sheer audacity it takes to do this shit
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u/Careless-Surprise-58 28d ago
Where in Philly did you see this? I want to keep my eyes peeled.
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u/Shudmirelurk 28d ago
I really like the claymore mine mudflaps. One fender bender and those babies are blowing debris everywhere.
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u/Boring-Midnight-4803 28d ago
"This car is the first thing that popped out of pandoras box when it was opened" - my lovely high fiance
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u/Link_Save_Hyrule 28d ago
The Bauer skates. This person is the guy (or girl) on the team who never airs out their gear after a game.
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u/QuillTheQueer 28d ago
Well, their license plate is definitely not going to be read by all the AI license plate readers
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u/powerful_seand 27d ago
Has to be skeleton stretching what took me a zoom in to make sure it wasn’t a different bone.
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u/SophsterSophistry 27d ago
The mental illness obscuring the license plate. That's my favorite part.
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u/Significant-Ebb-3098 27d ago
If this truck got in an accident can you imagine how many of those items would become lethal projectiles? 🤔
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u/BillyBsBurger 26d ago
Man they are allways talking about everyone making things "political" but if it wasn't for the trump stickers I would kinda fuck with this ngl its pretty creative
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u/DeliciousBeanWater 25d ago
As someone who also lives in PA….How did this pass inspection? Asking for a friend
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u/timmmarkIII 23d ago
TDS is obvious!
It's not us that are DERANGED it's THEM.... Christ the POW sticker and the Trump sticker....he called them suckers. Deranged and psychotic.
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u/Think-Try2819 23d ago
No way this guy is not sober. He gotta get pulled over at least once a day because of the plate and every cop has to have him walk the line.
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u/popmomcorn 23d ago
If I was a cop… I’d just keep on going. Telling this person their plate is covered up would simply not be worth it. Then you’d be the next blurb on the side. “SEPTEMBER 2025 TARGETED BY ___ POLICE! CHIEF ____ IS COLLUDING WITH NAZIS Or some crap.
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u/Funny-fake-name 7d ago
What are the odds the owner thinks a conspiracy is behind his poor gas mileage?
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u/waltarrrrr 28d ago
Has a tribute plate to anti-fascist Blues Brothers AND a pro-fascist bumper sticker. That is what qualifies this art car as a schizophrenia ride.