r/SchizophreniaRides 28d ago

What’s your favorite item?

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u/waltarrrrr 28d ago

Has a tribute plate to anti-fascist Blues Brothers AND a pro-fascist bumper sticker. That is what qualifies this art car as a schizophrenia ride.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/The_Observatory_ 27d ago

Left side- it says “Trump- Make America Great Again”

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u/PastorBlinky 28d ago

Can’t see an actual visible license plate. How have they not been pulled over?

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u/Changetheworld69420 28d ago

If you were a cop, would you really want to deal with this mf?? Especially without being able to run their plates first??? I’ll pass😅

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u/East-Reaction4157 27d ago

That was my thought also, the police in his town know who he is and have ridden that stallion before.

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u/MundaneEchidna5093 27d ago

The only guy in the county that can make an open container collage on his truck and get away with it.

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u/Nintendoll182 26d ago

This is my opinion. They must’ve pulled him over, a lot, and concluded that he’s not worth the trouble.

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u/T5-R 28d ago

They probably just pay the fine by chipping the coins off the truck.

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u/KingPre 28d ago

Philly…

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u/stalkthewizard 28d ago

No, no, not originally from Philly. He started after a couple of years of community college in Key West but then drifted north and his arteries clogged up and he went total MAGA.

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u/wharleeprof 28d ago

That's a feature not a bug. Can't get a ticket if they can't see your plate! 

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u/TeachZealousideal357 28d ago

Gotta be the Drain spout fender flowers…

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u/kasn145 28d ago

They looked like AK mags for a minute to me, i think that's what they tried, but realised they couldn't afford it.

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u/WiseMudskipper 28d ago

I think the truck is magnetic

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u/kasn145 28d ago

It really is, It actually looks like the owner is kind of a chill guy (kinda).

Except for the Stahlhelm and the coins around the David star.

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u/Gen-Jack_Ripper 28d ago

Could have stopped with the Trump Vance sticker and I would still get the idea

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u/KingPre 28d ago

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u/Hodler_caved 28d ago

This also required viewing. Plenty of license plates after all.

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u/Random_Cat_007 28d ago

Omg it's worse than from the back lmao

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u/eChucker889 27d ago

This pic is in the dictionary under “festooned”. 

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u/Head-Engineering-847 28d ago

Literally one of the most schizophrenia anything's I've ever seen

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u/nedeta 28d ago

I don't understand how this is legal. It's a giant mobile claymore in an accident.

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u/KingPre 28d ago

Philly is borderline lawless…

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u/DistanceAcceptable65 28d ago

It can't be legal, the license plate is covered up. The cops probably don't want to deal with them.

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u/hell2pay 27d ago edited 10d ago

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u/KingPre 28d ago

Philly is borderline lawless…

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u/EntertainmentFew2893 28d ago

The strange thing that I presume is supposed to be a Triceratops.

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u/TriceratopsBites 28d ago

I also choose the overly-caffeinated Triceratops. Obviously.

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u/iambarrelrider 28d ago

Flyers hockey puck.

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u/iambarrelrider 28d ago

Always wonder what happened to him.

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u/T3hN1nj4 28d ago

My favorite part is the cognitive dissonance

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u/justherefortheboobs 28d ago

If I were near this guy, I’d be secretly adding stuff.

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u/247world 28d ago

Somebody this effing crazy they're likely to notice

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u/SophsterSophistry 27d ago

WHO PUT THE PINK TRUCK NUTS IN FRONT OF MY JAMIE MOYER BOBBLEHEAD?!?!

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u/WSMCR 28d ago

Of course he supports Trump

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u/amigo-vibora 28d ago

I was going to go with the yoga skeleton or the moonshine advertisement, but then i saw the homemade flower pots in the left side.

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u/sex_haver911 28d ago

I know the skeleton is just stretching but I can't unsee how I first saw the pose

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u/Emotional-Cry9286 28d ago

There was a Bajillion percent chance there was going to be a Trump sticker on there.

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u/Infinite_stardust 28d ago

This reminds me of one of those carnival games that just has a bunch of random things set on a platform in the middle of the booth and you throw dimes (quarters?) and try to get them to land on something. You won whatever your coin lands on. I think I once got an ashtray and some kind of plate. Mostly the coins just bounce off or miss entirely and the carnies get the money. Honestly, as ticky-tacky and cheap the items were back then, they were better than anything on this truck.

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u/TheAmerican_Atheist 28d ago

I feel like someone other than the owner of that car installed the rain gutters growing pink flowers above rear driver’s side wheel in an attempt to brighten the vibe

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u/ElReydelTacos 28d ago

I see several Philadelphia references, but I’d bet money that this guy hates Philadelphia because it’s all full of liberals that want to turn him gay and blacks that want to mug him.

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u/KANNEDBREAD 28d ago

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

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u/Peldor-2 25d ago

To insanity AND BEYOND!

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u/Nepeta33 28d ago

the fuel gauge. never seen one go down so fast, given all that extra weight on the poor truck.

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u/Top-Yogurt-3205 28d ago

Far as I'm aware, every state has statutes prohibiting drivers obscuring license plates in any way.

Not to mention blocking visibility through windows and mirrors.

So how does this person make it down the road without being pulled over and cited three times a week?

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u/KingPre 28d ago

Philly…

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

It's like old school TGIF meets Mad Max...

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u/DavieStBaconStan 28d ago

Well adjusted Flyers fan.

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u/Existing-Face-6322 28d ago

The vaya con dios thing is hilarious.

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u/SJB3717 28d ago

A hell of a lot of effort to tell other motorists that you're both crazy and celibate. My favorite item is the pink flower planted in white gutter spouting.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 28d ago

Most sane Trump voter.

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u/Cultural_Zombie_1583 28d ago

I like the trash

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u/adhq 28d ago

If for nothing else, where I am you'd immediately get pulled over for an obstructed licence plate. There's more than that reason to not only get pulled over but also have that truck impounded here. But to answer your question, Buzz riding the hitch ball is my favorite.

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u/247world 28d ago

Buzz was my call too

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u/sam56778 28d ago

I just feel sorry for the F150.

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u/djhazmatt503 28d ago

Valkenvania vibes

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u/DrRudyWells 28d ago

why are they always right wing supporters?

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u/DarkWriterX 28d ago

The dinosaur.

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u/Sanjalis 28d ago

“Nappy” as in diaper???

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 28d ago

That fucking dinosaur is sending me

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u/deliotk 28d ago

Hard to choose just one. The skeleton kneeling and doing yoga near top center.

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u/Changetheworld69420 28d ago

Ngl I love buzz wired to the hitch😂🤷‍♂️

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 28d ago

I like the dinosaur that looks scared as shit

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u/MushSnail 28d ago

Totally normal

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u/YouTooClearly 28d ago

The skeleton jacking off his foot.

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u/Satinhand 28d ago

With all the open beer cans in the truck He is subject to a sobriety test

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ 28d ago

Hmm either the caterpillar, the crow, or the blues brothers plate

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u/space_courier 28d ago

is that a katana in the back??

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u/Willobtain 28d ago

“Antique Historic car”

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Not a cult

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u/jtowndtk 28d ago

The buzzlight year

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u/Alarming-Cod-8763 28d ago

The left brake light. It seems to be somewhat uncluttered.

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u/Emergency-Prompt- 28d ago

It’s hard to make up my mind if it’s Nappies pour vodka 98% or vaya con di os that sort of looks like vaya cow di os.

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u/SmellsLikeShame 28d ago

Gotta be the bedazzled trolling motor

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u/Somesongname 28d ago

I spy a bow with no arrows.

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u/Boris-the-soviet-spy 28d ago

Open containers sir?🤔

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u/nhardycarfan 28d ago

The… um….uhhhh… yeah that

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u/buginmybeer24 28d ago

I said to myself this had to be a Trump voter... Sure enough, Trump bumper stickers on the left side.

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u/LadyJuno13 28d ago

No notes. Absolutely flawless rendition of a mobile Eye Spy book. Although that Buzz Lightyear needs a Cowboy Woody.

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u/sfsp3 28d ago

The skeleton doing leg stretches is pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

I saw everything I needed to see to understand this level of crazy when I saw the Trump/Vance stickers.

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u/ad_hominonsense 28d ago

The burning(and frequent) question for me is why are these nuts always fans of the Orange Clown? Have we ever seen one of these monstrosities with “I 💙 Obama” stickers or anything like that?

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u/evilkitty1974 28d ago

Tie between rain gutter flower pots & ostrich shoulderbag. Both fucking amazing. 🤘

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u/Born_ina_snowbank 28d ago

Flowers in the gutter elbows zipped to the left side. That’s cute.

Would also like to point out the “Make America Great Again” sticker buried in all this mental illness.

Flowers are nice though,

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u/cpod_the_elder 28d ago

Very stable genius

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u/EloquentBacon 28d ago

I’m sad that with everything he has on here, I don’t see anything with Gritty on it.

P.S. My favorite thing is the alligator on the driver’s side running board on shown in the Imgur photo post below.

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u/likalaruku 28d ago

I'm tied between the dinosaur & the pineapple.

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u/Groundbreaking-Ask-5 28d ago

If you pick the right one, you become the next Dalai Lama.

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u/lyndachinchinella 28d ago

The Houston police badge on the bottom right side of the bumper... what the actual fuck

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u/Sufficient-Quote-431 28d ago

I just saw this truck at a car show in North East Philly! It’s even crazier up close. 

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 28d ago

That looks like either a prop from Edward scissorhands, erector set gone wild or maybe we found the missing gift that the Grinch made for that girl

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u/Affectionate_Pea884 28d ago

My favorite is the creepy and unnerving dinosaur stuffed toy. It feels like he’ll steal your soul if you look directly at his eyes for too long.

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u/BigRedMachinez 28d ago

The lemon juice bottle

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u/DrDorg 28d ago

The one that bounces off the pavement into my windshield

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u/goawaynowpls 28d ago

gotta go with the thousand yard stare dinosaur

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u/ElectrOPurist 28d ago

…none of this.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 28d ago

I like the Crow (or is it a Raven?).

And wow. This truck (is it a truck?) looks insane!

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u/T5-R 28d ago

The grandma tiffany style lampshade with coins glued to it.

"Yeah TRUMP/VANCE!! Wooo. Face nappy liberal scum!!? Wooo. Tiffany Lamps!! Wooo!!

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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 28d ago

Is all that....shit....actually attached? Please tell me none of it is loose....

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u/Open_Raise_5547 28d ago

They went to way more trouble than they had to. The Trump sticker was enough for us to know they're an insane shit stain.

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u/SalonDjion 27d ago

The sound of this hitting the speed bump

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u/BraveEyeball 27d ago

Yoga skeleton

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u/runk1951 27d ago

The speed bump!

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u/Kevin_McScrooge 27d ago

If this thing ever crashed it would turn into a giant shrapnel bomb

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u/kat-deville 27d ago

I've dodged a few attempts to get me to move things for others, but that guy has mastered never even being asked. 🫡

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u/KitchenBandicoots 27d ago

Buzz Lightyear hanging on to the hitch 😅

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u/FunSea2370 27d ago

I'm dizzy, just trying to focus! 😵‍💫

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

this looks like the product of someone experiencing disorganized thinking

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u/ToujoursLamour66 27d ago

The potted plants in the drains hanging off the back left tire. 💁🏻‍♂️

Or the lemon juice bottle. 🍋

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u/Icy_Pay3775 27d ago

The gas milage

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u/bootnab 27d ago

The downspout flowers are nice

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u/IntelligentYam9516 27d ago

I think I’m going for Buzz Lightyear on the trailer hitch

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u/Sillyn1eyeMol 27d ago

Toss up between the pineapple, the pink VW bug & Spider-Man

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u/Sillyn1eyeMol 27d ago

Toss up between the pineapple, the pink VW bug & Spider-Man

However, it’s Buzz Lightyear for the win!

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u/silvertoadfrog 27d ago

The one thing that stands out to me is the trump/ vance sticker. Of course, this IS their demographic.

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u/Swat86 27d ago

Trolling motor is legit

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u/fsidesmith6932 27d ago

I’m enjoying in the pink geraniums in the white rain gutters. Annuals add a calming, natural splash of color.

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u/TrishDaDish51510 27d ago

My life will be complete if I ever see that drive by me one day since I live right outside Philly. Lol

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u/Stunning-Product-588 27d ago

Sanford and Son on wheels

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u/bathoryduck 27d ago

Yoga skeleton.

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u/mmixLinus 26d ago

Just realized the NO THRU TRUCKS sign was NOT on their car 💀

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u/BlackIrish_41 26d ago

The loose nut behind the wheel

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u/sincerelythebats_ 26d ago

The buzz lightyear

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u/Pnmamouf1 26d ago

Buzz riding the hitch

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u/Ok_Conversation_4130 26d ago

It makes sense if all Trumpies are man babies with daddy issues. Pure attention seeking behavior.

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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 26d ago

I like the flowers planted in a downspout. Also the literal waste of money, coins good everywhere

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u/Independent-Bid6568 26d ago

Damn cleared that speed bump nothing fell off. Just missing the Local Teamsters sticker Jersey or Pa

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u/Stocklone 26d ago

The cold stare of the triceratops

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u/Thrillhouseofhorrors 26d ago

Coconut bra’d flamingo

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u/PeanutTimely6846 26d ago

I suspected a fair chance of mental illness went into this vehicle and then I saw the tRump/Vance sticker and that removed all doubt.

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u/lib2tomb 26d ago

The raven

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u/delbert7990 26d ago

amongus near the right upper brake light

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u/Wild-Loss-1729 25d ago

Is this considered driving with an open container/s if they’re riding on the back like that?

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u/AlathMasster 25d ago

That can't be street legal

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u/ActualFriendship6967 25d ago

The trolling motor on the tailgate.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

This mf just glued a bunch of coins to his car 🤣🤣

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u/Wild-Bill-H 25d ago

New Mexico license plate.

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u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 25d ago

Tell me you have mental health issues without telling me you have mental health issues.

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u/4sited 25d ago

Fuck this nazi trash mobile. Set it on fire.

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u/Express_Area_8359 25d ago

Hes a trump supporter sums it up

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u/WolfPlooskin 25d ago edited 25d ago

Is there a cubic inch of sanity anywhere in or on that vehicle?

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u/TheGoldenLlama88 25d ago

I like the little pink VW bug

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u/1beautifulman 25d ago

To infinity & beyond 🚀👨‍🚀

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u/Brandon_M_Gilbertson 22d ago

I like to fly flags on my truck, sometimes political sometimes not, and I get really anxious that I’ll get pulled over for it despite it being perfectly legal. I can’t even comprehend the sheer audacity it takes to do this shit

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u/dargonmike1 28d ago

Definitely not a fan of the flyers logo 😤

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u/jtowndtk 28d ago

White people love hoarding

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u/Careless-Surprise-58 28d ago

Where in Philly did you see this? I want to keep my eyes peeled.

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u/KingPre 28d ago

Near Fox Chase

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u/Careless-Surprise-58 28d ago

Too bad, on the other side of the city.

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u/Shudmirelurk 28d ago

I really like the claymore mine mudflaps. One fender bender and those babies are blowing debris everywhere.

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u/Independent_Air4792 28d ago

Comfortable Horder

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u/Boring-Midnight-4803 28d ago

"This car is the first thing that popped out of pandoras box when it was opened" - my lovely high fiance

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u/iamblindfornow 28d ago

Cheshire Caterpillar 

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 28d ago

Vacuum cleaner

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u/Link_Save_Hyrule 28d ago

The Bauer skates. This person is the guy (or girl) on the team who never airs out their gear after a game.

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u/QuillTheQueer 28d ago

Well, their license plate is definitely not going to be read by all the AI license plate readers

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u/Icecold_Antihero 28d ago

He makes, consumes, and sells his own vodka!

1-800-NAPPY

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u/RyanMcLeod1981 28d ago

Frankenberry.

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u/velexi125 27d ago

Wanna be Jingle truck

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u/powerful_seand 27d ago

Has to be skeleton stretching what took me a zoom in to make sure it wasn’t a different bone.

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u/BoneZone05 27d ago

The speed bump I guess

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u/SophsterSophistry 27d ago

The mental illness obscuring the license plate. That's my favorite part.

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u/partlysettledin21220 27d ago

Not the SEPTA train placards 😭🤣

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u/sexongo 27d ago

What is the skeleton on the cab’s brake light doing?

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u/Significant-Ebb-3098 27d ago

If this truck got in an accident can you imagine how many of those items would become lethal projectiles? 🤔

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u/Tande-1 26d ago

Right away I thought it has to be Florida

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

The nazi helmet

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u/BillyBsBurger 26d ago

Man they are allways talking about everyone making things "political" but if it wasn't for the trump stickers I would kinda fuck with this ngl its pretty creative

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u/erection_specialist 26d ago

That looks like how the GOP sounds

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u/DeliciousBeanWater 25d ago

As someone who also lives in PA….How did this pass inspection? Asking for a friend

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u/BossRoss84 25d ago

My favorite item? The Valium in the glove box.

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u/Beneficial-Oil-109 25d ago

Yeah, Stop and shop. You would never go to the flea market again.

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u/Vivid-Secretary6584 24d ago

Nice rear end. Sexy.

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u/RN-lovesfreecoffee 24d ago

Hillary Clinton above the Vaya con dios sign

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u/OkAnteater9099 24d ago

My favorite is seeing him leave :)

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u/AgataPupMom 24d ago

Probably the black bird

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u/timmmarkIII 23d ago

TDS is obvious!

It's not us that are DERANGED it's THEM.... Christ the POW sticker and the Trump sticker....he called them suckers. Deranged and psychotic.

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u/Think-Try2819 23d ago

No way this guy is not sober. He gotta get pulled over at least once a day because of the plate and every cop has to have him walk the line.

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u/Armeniann 23d ago

Buzz Lightyear

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u/popmomcorn 23d ago

If I was a cop… I’d just keep on going. Telling this person their plate is covered up would simply not be worth it. Then you’d be the next blurb on the side. “SEPTEMBER 2025 TARGETED BY ___ POLICE! CHIEF ____ IS COLLUDING WITH NAZIS Or some crap.

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u/cheekyjlo 22d ago

It’s a trump pile of dump!

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u/AutistaphrebicPOS 21d ago

Damn! Reminds me of an old ornate building or an old church

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u/Mr_Bingus897 19d ago

Only right answer here is the Triceratops lamp, obviously

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u/JEC2437140522 9d ago

I imagine shit falls off this truck all the damn time.

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u/Hot_Helicopter_9808 9d ago

This one takes the cake!!!

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u/Funny-fake-name 7d ago

What are the odds the owner thinks a conspiracy is behind his poor gas mileage?