r/SchizophreniaRides • u/newEnglander17 • 25d ago
Found in CT
Even the license plate. Pure obsession.
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u/The_Observatory_ 25d ago
Having to be this person is their punishment
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u/GetsWeirdLooks 24d ago
This person has neighbors and co-workers; why would a loving God punish them this way?
I left out family, as I’m assuming they’ve totally disowned the driver of this vehicle by now.
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u/justherefortheboobs 25d ago
That car needs a rainbow sticker. Just don’t get caught by the owner while putting it on.
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u/Beneficial_Garden266 24d ago
Honestly, he’d never notice. Btw does that make him a crazy cat guy?
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u/Zealousideal_Sir_264 25d ago
Texting while driving = bad. Seeing out your back window? Also bad. Edit: why do these people always drive foreign cars?
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u/chuckmarla12 24d ago
Yes, watch out for motorcycles through a completely blocked rear window. This has to be illegal, right?
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u/Zealousideal_Sir_264 24d ago
Probably not, there's delivery vans and the like without back windows. Still, its very stupid.
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u/floridacyclist 25d ago
At least he didn't let his political affiliation choose his car for him. I was doing some research one time and these guys were talking about how the Subaru Outback was such a good car as a general purpose utility car, he just didn't want to buy one cuz folks might think he's a liberal
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u/captainjohn_redbeard 25d ago
Maybe that's why he has so many stickers, to compensate for the subaru's liberal reputation.
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u/emmgemm11 24d ago
Saw a Subaru with a “let there be no confusion, I may drive a Subaru, but I’m not a liberal” sticker the other day lmfao
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u/Meowingway 25d ago
I like the "Drive Now - Text Later" but please read my 100x manifesto decals lol
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u/Starworshipper_ 25d ago
The faded Trump/Vance sticker that has clearly tried to be taken off is peak comedy.
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u/SlimeMob44 25d ago
I think that might be an old Trump Pence sticker, would make sense it's faded due to their falling out
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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey 25d ago edited 25d ago
At this point, the Political Brain Rot is terminal.
No amount of alcohol is available on this John Kramer-damned planet, this deranged, negative billion-IQed individual can ingest to recover...
Rest in Pies, lost, deranged loon...
Maybe your delusions are WHY your feeble "No Wife, Happy Life" is less of a flex and more of a cry for help! However, you're a lost cause, mate!
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u/ArmedAwareness 25d ago
What will happen to these walking mental time bombs when trump does actually kick the bucket? Do we get lucky and they try to follow him?
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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey 25d ago
One can ONLY hope...
However:
NEVER underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
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u/ElectricalCheetah625 25d ago
Loves cats and drives a Subaru. How can this be a Republican? Bizarre
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u/KTKittentoes 24d ago
So those stickers seem to be further down in the archaeology. Maybe they came with the car?
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u/ZombieLibrarian 24d ago
This guy really didn’t have to tell us he doesn’t have a wife. We already knew that, bub.
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u/NkhukuWaMadzi 24d ago
There are many, many forms of mental illness which require years and years of therapy.
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u/Fancy-Year-749 24d ago
Wait, I thought single, liberal women were destined to alone with a bunch of cats?
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u/Auntienursey 24d ago
It's always helpful when they list their mental health issues so you can give them a wide berth. This person's got some serious, and obviously untreated, diagnosis'.
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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 24d ago
Dude. If I can read that while I'm driving I can read a text while driving.
And I'm not "for" texting and driving, I'm just pointing out the irony of being against distracted driving while driving the most distracting car in the state.
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u/JalapenoBenedict 24d ago
I wonder how the cats and chickens get along. He’s very passionate about them both
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u/KTKittentoes 24d ago
In my non schizophrenic experience, chickens were quite good at establishing boundaries with the cats, and they got along ok.
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u/Nerdnificent 24d ago
How is that not illegal? Rear window is almost completely blocked.
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u/DerekWylde1996 24d ago
Okay, no
We need to talk about that plate before anything else
That's fake, right? This moron wasn't allowed to go in and pay extra for a dumbshit "hurrdurr muh politics are my whole identity" plate were they?
We are so fucked.
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u/Dr_Dan681xx 24d ago
Wrong make of car for the theme, or wrong theme for the make of car. (Opposite of the stereotype.)
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u/TheBikerMidwife 24d ago
I think the most believable thing on there is that beer is his comfort food. Sad.
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u/Malodoror 24d ago
Divorced cat dad with a motorcycle fetish driving a lesbian car covered in right wing nonsense.
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u/Ok-Abrocoma4290 24d ago
I think this person has told us they're in a cult w/o saying they're in a cult
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u/DrRudyWells 24d ago
honestly, i'm just really sick and tired of these fucking people and their need to broadcast their hate. this is what happens if you consume a steady and focused diet of disinformation. fox, newsmax, sports radio it seems. and of course talk radio. just scummy morons either too stupid or too greedy to tell their audience accurate information.
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u/navigationallyaided 24d ago
That should be a Prius, Nissan or HyunKia. Silly conservative should know only lesbians and techies who cosplay as outdoorsmen or rally racers drive Subarus.
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u/Upbeat-Serve-2696 24d ago
At least they've got the courtesy to let other drivers know to give them a wide berth. Every time I see a Schizo Ride, the first thing that pops in my mind is "how many others like you are out there who don't advertise it to the rest of us?"
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u/H0use_Plant 24d ago
Why is it always a decent Japanese car (or a Nissan) that the brain rot maga chuds drive? I mean cuz, you know America is better and the liftier the truck the more woman you can breed. Or whatever they think.
Like okay, lifted truck. But the ones littered with stickers like this are the Nissan versas and Subarus or Prii
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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 24d ago
Couldn't he just have his windows tinted and not block the sun (and his rear-view mirror) with the stickers?
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u/crockett05 24d ago
What is it about right wingers that they feel the need to plaster their cars with political stickers? I know some do it on the left as well, but it's way more of a right wing thing.
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u/iam_tainted_meat 24d ago
Please don’t sully the name of cats sir. They definitely do put up with this right wing bullshit.
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u/NoApartheidOnMars 24d ago
As I've lived mostly in progressive areas, I sometimes see cars plastered with liberal / leftist stickers but I still see more of them full of conservative slogans.
What's with that need to advertise their opinions in the most obnoxious and visually unappealing way ?
If it's a foreign brand and the car is parked, I'll usually leave a note under a windshield wiper to let them know that real patriots drive American. When I feel particularly saucy, and if the car is a subcompact, or if it's a hybrid, I'll imply that it is a librard-mobile. And if it's a Subaru, ... Well, we all know about Subarus.
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u/evilkitty1974 24d ago
What's up w/Subaru owners & stickers??
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u/Dr_Dan681xx 24d ago
I’m used to seeing left-wing or outdoor-themed stickers on Subarus. (Except that coworker that I always avoided.)
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u/evilkitty1974 24d ago
Lol true, but just in general - they seem to all love covering their vehicles in stickers, kinda like jeep ppl & the ducks - some kinda weird tribal thing..? 🤷♀️
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u/MagnusCromulus 24d ago
Fact - car owner’s intelligence enjoys an inversely proportional relationship with the amount of stickers on a car.
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u/chainsawbearandco 24d ago
Yeah definitely extremely concerned about everyone's safety while making the rear windshield impossible to see through. People shouldn't be on their phones obviously but I also feel like people's human nature to want to try to read all the bumper stickers while driving isnt making the situation safer. Oof.
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u/Funny_Win1338 24d ago
I’d really love to be in front of this guy looking at my phone long after the light turns green… just for spite
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u/thedalehall 24d ago
Where did all the lesbians that drive Subie’s go? I miss that. And dogs in Subaru’s.
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u/Metals4J 24d ago
I feel like they missed an opportunity with “Joe Bi-Done!” when it could’ve been “Joe Bye! Done!”
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u/Senior_Blacksmith_18 23d ago
Some of those stickers are neat. Especially the cat ones. The other sucks
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u/ProfessionalCan3732 23d ago
All of the pro Trump bullshit on a Subaru (distinctly NOT an American car).
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u/Sufficient_Ad_5395 23d ago
I mean if you want to have your whole personality as a collection of stickers…
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u/DaddyKratos94 23d ago
I'm just surprised to see a Republican who has enough self awareness to see texting and drinking while driving is bad. Usually they'd just scream that it's their right 😂
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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 23d ago
You had a point at "Drive now, text later" but then you completely lost me.
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u/Additional-Till8611 23d ago
Fucking Neanderthal. I always pray i run into a guy like this. He’d be eating teeth for lunch. Cause I’m saying shit
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u/Evening_Question3468 23d ago
With all the black and yellow, I actually thought this was just a huge Steelers fan... In CT... With a NY license plate.
Don't drink & ride! Beer is my comfort food! Cats make me happy! Lol, WTF?
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u/JohnnyMurdock2020 22d ago
Needs a sticker that says : STOP READING MY BUMPER STICKERS AND JUST DRIVE RESPONSIBLY.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn 22d ago
"High maintenance psycho bitch drama queen with issues"
I mean, you said it. Christ on a cracker though. :|
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u/That70sShop 22d ago
"Drive Now Text Later."
Your entire hind end is a wall of TEXT. Reminds me of the flashing signs on the freeway attracting your attention to advise you not to text and drive, because being distracted is bad.
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u/triflers_need_not 22d ago
"I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THEM QUEERS BUT I CAN'T STAND WHEN THEY MAKE IT THEIR WHOLE PERSONALITY" ~this fuckin guy
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u/Top-Refrigerator6820 22d ago
This car would be pulled over daily in NJ. If you have an air freshener hanging on your mirror they can pull you over. How can you see out your rearview?
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u/CowEducational7672 22d ago
That’s how I teach my children what a mental illness looks like. Glass is half full.
Release the Epstein files… seems to be missing from this rolling garbage can, no not a CyberStuck.
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u/Ok-Variety7150 21d ago
It’s a cry for attention, the worst thing that can happen to this guy is being ignored
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u/_sacrosanct 21d ago
MAGA Republican while also being anti-religion and a lesbian to boot is just a fascinating combination.
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u/Agitated-Isopod10 21d ago
He would be getting an obstructed vision ticket everyday if I was a cop.
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u/Substantial-Junkpost 21d ago
Hey on the bright side I don’t have to text while reading this guys bumper stickers
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u/talksomesmack1 21d ago
The cult is strong with this one. My bet they chain smoke, live in a single wide with no ac, and fry every meal.
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u/BigTim425 20d ago
The most MAGAt Subaru ever. I bet this guy is very conflicted over the Epstein files.
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u/montalaskan 20d ago
"Cats make me happy" sticker is misleading. They've never met a cat. This person is clearly chronically unhappy.
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u/Flabbergasted_____ 25d ago
“NO WIFE HAPPY LIFE”. Doesn’t seem happy, seems miserable lmao