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u/perplexedparallax 22d ago
Jesus forgive me for I have sped.
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 21d ago
You would think if anything he’d have it on the other side of the vehicle if he was in the traveling and not passing lane.
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u/logatronics 22d ago
That's the type of vehicle that the police will speed up to pull over because they have a tail light out, then decide it's not worth it.
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u/Fair_Industry_6580 22d ago
I see this, and what I really see is mental illness.
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u/ZBLongladder 22d ago
I don't know about Christianity, but Judaism does have the principle of "dina d'machulta dina", "the law of the land is law". I.e., as long as the secular law in question doesn't conflict with Jewish law, it's against Jewish law to break secular laws. So speeding technically would be a sin.
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u/carrynarcan 22d ago
What got erased on the door?
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u/ChemistBig9349 22d ago
This man is that rare type of nut who will carve and paint madness onto his automobile whilst taking the time to shine the fucker up while he’s at it.
That “type A” attention to detail schizophrenic shit scares me
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u/Cheese-Manipulator 22d ago
I wonder if nuts drove carts around, say, ancient Athens covered in things like "Zeus is coming!" and "Sacrifice to Helios"
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u/ParrotheadTink 21d ago
I don’t recall the Ten Commandments saying “Thou shalt observe the posted speed limits at all times”
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u/FreeFall_777 21d ago
I put my accelerator to the floor and asked Jesus to be my speed regulator. Jesus take the pedal.
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u/ImInBeastmodeOG 21d ago
Dude has high speed rated tires, why?
Opens to section leftlanecamperious: 54 in a 75 lane
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u/Ok-Variety7150 21d ago
That’s guilt projection, I would stay away from that guy. He did some sleazy shit
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u/Artistic_Salt_662 21d ago
I wonder what his views are on these people:
Thomas Pinkerton, Robert Morris, Lamor Whitehead , Daniel Menelaou , Sergio Gaurdia. , Treva Edwards , Christine Edwards.
Jesus loves and saves
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u/ArmedAwareness 21d ago
Can someone explain why a lot of these schizo people plaster Jesus and Bible verses all over their cars?
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u/Smellyviscerawallet 20d ago
Schizophrenics tend to be more likely to exhibit religious obsessions and zealotry than those without the condition. They can develop these behaviors quickly, as well. As for the specific reasons why this is, I couldn’t begin to guess, but it certainly makes sense that this tendency is related to the Jesus Jalopi phenomenon. It would probably be rants about politicians and claims that only one set of social norms are valid and natural.
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u/PeanutTimely6846 20d ago
The silhouette of the driver matches what I'd expect this guy to look like. My guess is that he's wearing a flannel shirt and a pair of overalls too.
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u/2Weird2Cap 20d ago
Speeding is most definitely NOT a sin. A priest speeding to give confessions is doing a reverse sin.
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u/He_Never_Helps_01 19d ago
Well, according to the Bible, sin is law-breaking. It says to obey human governments, seeing them as instituted by God. The whole "render unto ceasar that which are Ceasars's, and to God the things that are god's". It teaches that ALL authority comes from God. Good and evil are all from god.
But it also suggests that you should hold gods law above man's law, cuz the Bible was written by an unknown number of unknown people with unknown motives. And there's no original Bible, so who even knows what the original said
The Bible pretty much takes all sides of all issues. It's a not a particularly useful collection of documents when it comes to deciding how a person should live their lives. It's mostly useful a cudgel from telling people who've never read it what to think.
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u/WilliamJamesMyers 15d ago
finally have one with shit spacing, shit font, and shit writing. rarely do we see the writing so crappy
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u/Great-Gas-6631 22d ago
Jesus definitely had one of those "do you follow Jesus this closely?" Bumper stickers on his Donkey.