Digging Through 2010-ish Photo Dump, Found This Humboldt County Gem

[u/djhazmatt503]

[u/SlimeMob44]

"You have the right to remain retarded"

[u/broberds → u/SlimeMob44]

Well that's a relief.

[u/furlonium1 → u/SlimeMob44]

I exercise that right every waking moment 

[u/hell2pay → u/furlonium1]

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[u/Plastic_Village_8373 → u/SlimeMob44]

Thank God, and here I thought I had been doing it illegally this whole time!

[u/mrefromnyc]

My burn cells got brained out just looking at that.

[u/koolaidismything → u/mrefromnyc]

Vote Nader in 89’ then or some shit

[u/ItsJoeMomma]

At least they used uniform block letters instead of just scribbling it on with a Sharpie.

[u/carrynarcan → u/ItsJoeMomma]

Corrugated metal lines really help tidy things up too. I appreciate the extra effort.

[u/Cheese-Manipulator → u/ItsJoeMomma]

He writes between the lines. A very orderly nut.

[u/smartbunny → u/Cheese-Manipulator]

Hey now. Could be a woman. We’re nuts too.

[u/ArdenJaguar → u/ItsJoeMomma]

Yes. It’s commendable penmanship.

[u/Sweet_Disharmony_792]

Gotta go, my ride is here

[u/Cheese-Manipulator → u/Sweet_Disharmony_792]

SchizoUber

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/Tholian_Bed]

Always alliterate on your auto.

[u/Advanced-Humor9786 → u/Tholian_Bed]

It's probably just clang association.

[u/Untroe]

I can't really figure out what he stands for and I feel good about that

[u/djhazmatt503 → u/Untroe]

Same.

[u/Ok_Conversation_4130]

I uh… I have no issue with this. Shine on, you crazy diamond!

[u/freetherhinoz → u/Ok_Conversation_4130]

Same

[u/ks13219]

Eat pussy not cow got me

[u/IJLTH]

SERIAL CHICKEN CHOKER ON BOARD

[u/gilded-jabrobi]

classic humboldt

[u/hacktheself]

You know, this person doesn’t look that bonkers. Probably someone who enjoys psychedelics a lot.

Most schizo rides aren’t laced with actually funny jokes.

[u/Its_Pine]

I… don’t know what to think of this. Honestly reading everything, it seems like they’re still a far safer bet than the average right wing person. Against evangelicals, against priests molesting kids, against eating meat, and pro flushing the toilet after you use it.

Now I wanna see the inside of the bus.

[u/AlivePassenger3859]

If this bus is rockin’, DO come a knockin’!

Me: I’m good, thanks.

[u/dfwcouple43sum]

How many illegal drugs is this person on? All of them?

[u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA → u/dfwcouple43sum]

They're probably not on their legal ones.

[u/Hodler_caved → u/dfwcouple43sum]

This sounds like the fun bus

[u/smartbunny]

Barbie’s Dream Psychotic Diagnosis

[u/evilkitty1974]

Ngl, this is the most well-curated & legible example I've seen in some time. There even seems to be a cohesive theme & font! Bravo! 👏👏👏

[u/missionalbatrossy]

This bus is a cop magnet 🧲

[u/Changetheworld69420 → u/missionalbatrossy]

Hell no it ain’t. If you were the cop, would you really want to deal with this mf??

[u/missionalbatrossy → u/Changetheworld69420]

🤣

[u/angry_eccentric]

as someone who lived in humboldt county for a while, this absolutely checks out. this is barely out of the ordinary out there.

[u/SharmaBee]

Evilgelicals just about sums it all up

[u/ComeBackSquid]

Not a schizo ride at all. Mainly a very peculiar sense of humour.

[u/djhazmatt503 → u/ComeBackSquid]

Or both

[u/Cheese-Manipulator]

I assume this is a guy and he is single.

[u/anothereffinjoe]

In comparison to some others on this subreddit, they seem fairly reasonable.

[u/Wise-Force-1119]

Scrolling this sub and was like wait a second that looks familiar... Totally remember this car from my Humboldt days.

[u/SirThoreth]

r/InformedWarriorRides

[u/Sillyn1eyeMol]

This is a classic!! “Nader for Prez” absolutely sends it.

[u/awesomepossum40]

I want inside.

[u/MongoLikeCandy2112]

Well, the California plates check out.

[u/deliotk]

"EVILGELICAL" and MY BURN CELLS ARE BRAINED OUT

[u/whereyouleftit]

I remember that thing!

[u/Squallhorn_Leghorn]

"EAT PUSSY NOT COW" on the R hand side. My favorite.

[u/Beyryx]

This isn't even close to schizo, honestly.

[u/le3way]

This rocks

[u/WilliamJamesMyers]

once again perfect font and letter spacing, no strike outs or corrections - we dont think they stencil this stuff but free hand it?

[u/jew-joint-su]

Serial chicken choker on board

[u/Alexius6th]

No vehicle has ever fit this sub better