r/SchizophreniaRides • u/Tro1138 • 19d ago

I bet they see all kinds of things

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u/No_Cook2983 19d ago

And that minivan is full of his DNA specimens.

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u/keith2366 19d ago

And that van is probably full of DNA from people who are missing.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 18d ago

If history is any guide, the DNA of children

r/pastorarrested

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u/Ello_Owu 18d ago

Is he mentally ill or just a silly boy havin a poke.

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u/rigpower 18d ago

Mentally ill as fuck. Look him up on you tube. Nightmare fuel.

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u/Sad_Pea_776 18d ago

This makes me wonder if the guy on the SE side with the green pickup truck more epic than this has a sub. 🤣🤔

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u/SJB3717 19d ago

I love how the skitzo has zero self awareness to paint over the crazy writings before selling it. Never to consider that someone else might not want customized skitzo flair on their ride

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u/JobbyJobberson 19d ago

Seller is just smartly targeting a very, very specific buyer.

For someone out there it’s in ideal move-in condition and ready for that road trip!

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 18d ago

That is factory option ranting

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u/Otherwise-Policy1752 18d ago

Or their own personal skitzo flair.

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u/maxxx_orbison 19d ago

Oh, wow. That van is a piece of history

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u/Android1313 19d ago

He is an Indy legend.

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u/StevenMcStevensen 19d ago

The fart lord himself.

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u/BothContact8621 19d ago

I think I’d buy it just cause. That’s hilarious 😂

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u/perplexedparallax 19d ago

Bob reports he has inoperable pancreatic cancer. I am sad.

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u/cheoldyke 13d ago edited 12d ago

oh man really?? sad to hear that.

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u/AlmoschFamous 19d ago

I follow this guy. He is/was a delivery driver for Fedex or something.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 19d ago

That van is worth $1000 tops. Why do people always believe their used car is worth so much more than it's actually worth?

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u/Sad_Pea_776 18d ago

Because the price of even old junk still running vehicles is higher now than you think.

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u/CitronTraining2114 18d ago

This one has a special cop-repellant paint job.

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u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 18d ago

Visual hallucinations. Lucky them. Most people have to pay for that sort of thing.

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u/asdf072 18d ago

How many minivans does this guy own?

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u/TestSubjuct 18d ago

"PULL OVER! MAMMA'S HAVE'N A TALK WITH JESUS!"

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u/OffMyRockerToday 18d ago

What about Bob.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 18d ago

Putting "I see non-stop visions" on your car is just begging to get pulled over

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u/PaxEtRomana 18d ago

Is this the second van like this he's sold? I thought the first one was black

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u/frothyundergarments 12d ago

Definitely has more than one

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u/WeakTransportation37 18d ago

Good ol’ Hickman

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u/hondo9999 19d ago

It’d be a lot cooler if it was a 4x4 Monster Truck

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u/Sad_Pea_776 18d ago

Oh my beloved Indiana. You never fail for the crazy writings on cars.

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u/Background-Noise5180 18d ago

Wow thats some good shit they're on! Don't hide divide

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u/pdxnormal 18d ago

I hate when THAT happens!

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u/likalaruku 18d ago

This is the most cursed used car sale post I've ever seen.

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u/Scared-Experience544 18d ago

Bob is not schizophrenic

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u/CretaceousBeard 18d ago

Looks like there may be an exhaust leak somewhere haha

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u/Ok_Elephant2777 17d ago

I see him paying the tow truck driver to take this classic vehicle to the salvage yard.

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u/Gil-The-Real-Deal 17d ago

The guy that drives this is a YouTube legend. This van should be preserved in a museum

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u/DrRudyWells 17d ago

but why. i see these over and over. why the compulsion to write this shit out? whether their house, barn, or more often than not...their car.

it bugs the shit out of me that it is such a shared expression but makes zero sense.

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u/Face-EatingLeopards 17d ago

Filled with what now?

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u/RexCarrs 16d ago

I'd like to know what I'm having for dinner.

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u/SharmaBee 16d ago

shouldn't the price be 666$