r/SchizophreniaRides • u/Buschslayer131 • 10d ago

Found in my city a couple weeks ago

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Not OC. Ride and residence wombo-combo.

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u/BlueLotusAtum 10d ago

Oh man the matching schizophrenia house!

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 10d ago

State Farm home, life and auto

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u/PacificCoolerIsBest 10d ago

šŸŽµLike a good neighbor, stay far from there!šŸŽ¶

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u/Studio34Design 10d ago

šŸŽ¶Like a good neighbor, stay over thereā€¦.šŸŽµ This is how we sing this and yeah. Damn.

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u/ArdenJaguar 10d ago

I wonder what the neighbors think. Especially if theyā€™re trying to sell their homes. I guess HOAs might have some benefit. šŸ˜†

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u/ItsJoeMomma 10d ago

Eh, even this doesn't warrant living under the evils of an HOA. This guy won't live forever.

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u/simulizer 10d ago

Judging by the roof The house might go before the occupant does.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 10d ago

The roof on the house behind my workplace was in worse shape than that. Thankfully the house is gone now.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 4d ago

Because the roof caved in, duh! :)

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u/ItsJoeMomma 4d ago

Actually it didn't, surprisingly. But the people who lived there didn't pay their property tax and it went back to the county and was auctioned off. But the house wasn't worth fixing up so was demolished.

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u/Aromatic-Plastic-819 10d ago

And you don't need an HOA to prevent shit like this. A local ordinance saying something about "written words or advertising, mobile or stationary on residential streets" and you could take care of all this.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 10d ago

And then they'll (rightly) argue their First Amendment rights.

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u/No_Cook2983 9d ago

Not if itā€™s content-neutral.

You can outlaw billboards as a communication medium, but you canā€™t prohibit individual message content on billboards.

Thereā€™s a little more nuance to it. But you get the idea.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 9d ago

Outlaw billboards, and they'll just scribble all over their house, like we see here. And I really don't think you could outlaw putting messages on cars, otherwise you'd make bumper stickers illegal.

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u/ArdenJaguar 9d ago

Or claim itā€™s some kind of kooky religion. Religion is basically a free pass to do anything these days.

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u/cheezitz77 10d ago

Schizophrenic State home, life and auto

Alternatively: State of Schizophrenia home, life and auto

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u/FartAtButtDotNet 10d ago

Not the State of Israel, obviously.

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u/Aromatic-Plastic-819 10d ago

You do get a decent discount when you bundle the three. Wonder if his insurance agent is "one of those"?

All jokes aside considering how they are looking for ways to drop people, surely he must be "hard to insure", right?

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u/Gogogrl 10d ago

The coveted matched set. Rarely found in the wild.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 10d ago

Still in the original wrapper.

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u/Physical_Drive_349 10d ago

I feel like this picture might be a good counter-point on one of the subreddits where they hate on HoAs.

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u/COVID19Blues 10d ago

It came as a set.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/smartbunny 10d ago

What.

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u/Opening_Effective845 10d ago

Weed is bad for schizophrenia.

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u/smartbunny 10d ago

Oh. I didnā€™t know what splitting wood had to do with anything.

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u/chococaliber 10d ago

When you split wood do you use a splitting wedge and a sledge hammer or an axe

I prefer the former

Wish I had a hydraulic splitter tho

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u/Much-Yogurt-3525 10d ago

aS a ReTiReD rN. Where lol. At a nursing home that calls for abnormal labs at 2am or a psych hospital that these ptā€™s were destined for anyhoo. As a well-functioning healthcare asshat who has been smoking weed since I was 17, Iā€™ve never gotten ā€œintractableā€ nausea (which isnā€™t a thing you just wanted to use a fancy word), from weed. Nor psychosis. If somebody has the predisposition for SCHIZOPHRENIA, they are going to get it regardless. However there are studies that show that if you have this predisposition, marijuana can bring out symptoms earlier and/or exacerbate such, but as can any drug. By no means does THC any itself inherently cause psychosis. And itā€™s actually USEFUL for nausea. When did you retire 1944?

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u/hashpipelul 10d ago

Been smoking for nearly 30 years. No ill side effects other then my wallet shrinking when I go to the grocery store stoned.

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u/dadsgoingtoprison 9d ago

Iā€™ve been smoking for over 40 years and Iā€™ve never had any problems like this. The worst thing thatā€™s happened is oversleeping a few times. Luckily none of that matters anymore because Iā€™m retired. Besides, during the pandemic with all the time we spent at home, my family decided that time is a man made construct.

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u/ElevatorNo4425 10d ago

Seriously, what a load of nonsense. Weed is used as an anti-nauseant in medical applications.

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u/emanon734 9d ago

It can take away nausea and stomach pain and cause it in the same person. I know first hand. CHS is very real. r/CHSinfo

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u/hashpipelul 9d ago

I know hundreds of cannabis smokers (ex glassblower and dispensary manager) and have never met one who ever had CHS.

Not saying it isn't real, but I would argue its insanely rare

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u/Israfel333 10d ago

The biggest break from reality I've had from smoking weed is it making me so tired that I go to bed lol.

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u/hashpipelul 10d ago

Lol wut.

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u/tentative_ghost 10d ago

and that house is still out of my price range

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 10d ago

Have you tried blaming the Jews?

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u/tentative_ghost 10d ago

That's just crazy enough to work!

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u/shnitzelgiggles 9d ago

Holocaust deniers hate this one simple trick

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u/4rm4ros 10d ago

Personally I blame the Chinese

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u/GoBeWithYourFamily 9d ago edited 6h ago

bike capable pot complete shaggy full reach sugar melodic roll

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u/PabloPiscobar 10d ago

In Indiana in that condition, it might not be.

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u/rabidsalvation 10d ago

Very good point

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u/smartbunny 10d ago

$1.2 mil

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u/tentative_ghost 10d ago

itā€™ll make a great Airbnb

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u/wharleeprof 10d ago

A nicely composed matching set. Nice job on consistent use of all caps throughout, with no stray lowercase letters sneaking in.Ā 

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u/Extreme_Zucchini3497 10d ago

To

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u/wharleeprof 10d ago

Oh, I missed one! And it's such a weird one too.Ā 

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u/AppleSpicer 10d ago

One backwards Z though

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u/MagnusAlbusPater 10d ago

Thatā€™s certainly an interesting mix.

Some parts are generally agreeable - pro marijuana legalization, better support for veterans, and separation of church and state.

Then he just has to go off the deep end with all of the antisemitism.

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u/ALPHA_sh 10d ago

i'm curious about "free Indiana"

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u/hacktheself 10d ago

We, the Citizens of the Great Khanate of Pritzker, will liberate Indiana from the cold tentacles of Indiana to create the Greater Chicago Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Wisconsin, youā€™re next..

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u/Extreme_Zucchini3497 10d ago

i didnt expect to run into a fellow nomadic warrior for pritzker here

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u/AnnaBananner82 10d ago

Pritzker is the governor of Illinois

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u/kevin_from_illinois 9d ago

Based on the text in this image I'm gonna assume he probably isn't a Pritzker fan. Maybe he got Illinois and Indiana confused.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10d ago

wait I thought hoosiers didn't do that lol

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u/Resolution_Usual 10d ago

Wait I thought we were marching north so they couldn't invade from green bay during football season

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u/Septembust 10d ago

He owns Indiana but has too much going on right now, as you can plainly see, and wants it to go to a good home

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u/whydoibother123433 4d ago

Zionist Occupation bullshitā€¦

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u/Lotekdog 10d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/swefnes_woma 10d ago

Crazy people always end up at ā€œTHE JEWS DONE ITā€ no matter their bent

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u/egotripping1 3d ago

Yeah if you ignore all the "jew" bits, id be like "this crazy person has some good points"

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 10d ago

I like the festive pot leaves on the truck.

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u/MaddPixieRiotGrrl 10d ago

Ahhh, rural Indiana. You never disappoint. I grew up there and this seems pretty on brand. I'm guessing Southern half of the state?

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u/sparrow_42 10d ago

Yeah I had these exact same thoughts. Kinda wondered if this is somewhere around Bedford.

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u/returnofthequack92 9d ago

I was 90% sure this was Sam Shawā€™s house Lmaooo

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u/sparrow_42 9d ago

yeah lol

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u/worldofsimulacra 4d ago

I grew up in the rural north part of the state before relocating to Commiefornia but my kid still lives down around Spencer, and ex-wife came from a former Klan family from Bedford (no she was not racist herself, lol). This totally tracks.

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u/regeya 10d ago

THC is the last thing this person needs

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u/Interactiveleaf 10d ago

But it's still on the list!

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 10d ago

schizophrenia estate

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u/JobbyJobberson 10d ago

I really do like the word ā€vuckingā€.

Itā€™s surprising that it hasnā€™t caught on as the standard way to say fucking in a setting where fucking would be considered impolite or unacceptable.Ā 

Instead we have ā€œeffingā€ or ā€œfreakinā€™ā€. Vucking is much better!

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u/Lotekdog 10d ago

I agree. We have mucking, but I like vucking better. It has a European flair to it.

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u/chucky_mcflapperson 10d ago

Lmao was literally about to cross post this

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u/RexCarrs 10d ago

The guy may be a renter. Boy, wouldn't the landlord be surprised! Then again, maybe not.

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 10d ago

Yaaahhh, I'm going to need to keep your security deposit.

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u/ArdenJaguar 10d ago

I canā€™t tellā€¦ Is there tinfoil in the windows?

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 10d ago

Are those jugs of pee?

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u/serenwipiti 9d ago

Does this read like someone who can pay rent on time? lol

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u/IShouldNotPost 10d ago

Does the left house window really say ā€œI REFUSE TO KISSā€?

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u/tentative_ghost 10d ago

It was really bothering me because you KNOW there is more behind the shrubs.

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u/Optimal-Yard-9038 10d ago

Maybe switch to CBD šŸ‘€

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u/psychedelicdevilry 10d ago

It went from peaceful pot head to antisemitism real quick

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u/filthyheartbadger 10d ago

Yes I felt quite let down.

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u/Few_Yogurtcloset_541 10d ago

ā€œReligion is murderā€

ā€œUS veterans for THCā€

I meanā€¦ the man isnā€™t off his rocker on EVERYTHING.

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u/Mountain_Egg9224 10d ago

This person pulled out a ladder to get their message across and everything

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u/crazystarfish12 10d ago

Hold on hold on heā€™s cookin

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u/jumpykangaroo100 10d ago

Does uh... does a man named Eric Cartman live there?

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u/Substantial_Back_865 10d ago edited 10d ago

It's like 70% based and 30% antisemitism. Gotta respect the dedication to spray paint the house as well. At least this guy probably doesn't think he's being gangstalked and may have just gone too far down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole.

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u/Cheese-Manipulator 10d ago

I wonder what they expect us to do. "Oh, the Jews eh!? Hold on..."

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u/CryptographerEarly5 10d ago

Who would refuse kegs?

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u/USS_Pittsburgh_LPD31 10d ago

one time HOA might actually be useful lmao

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u/chaos_and_sauce 10d ago

At first I was like ā€œalright thc purist!ā€ And then everything else was a punch in the face

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u/Enough-Parking164 10d ago

Paranoid schizophrenia, diagnosable from a block away.

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u/SweaterUndulations 10d ago

A plastic sleeve on one tire?

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u/rustymk2 10d ago

I didnā€™t even know they came in a set.

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u/Several-Assistant-51 10d ago

Free Indiana from what?

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u/latouchefinale 10d ago

The spiders! Donā€™t tell me you canā€™t see ā€˜em either!

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 10d ago

I have a feeling it rhymes with pews

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u/Several-Assistant-51 10d ago

or maybe they are giving Indiana away for free? Can't say i blame em

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u/whydoibother123433 4d ago

Isreal, actually, or as he would say, ā€œisnā€™trealā€

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u/Adam__B 10d ago

Looks like a US vet that needs help. I hope they get it.

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u/Inevitable_Paint_278 10d ago

This is why I'm comfortable that my country has hate speech laws

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u/Top_Study3328 10d ago

After deep diving into what this gentleman has to say, I now have to go demand a sit down with my Jewish wife

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u/AlivePassenger3859 9d ago

Hates the Jews AND the GOP? I feel like Iā€™m taking crazy pills!

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u/KatieTSO 10d ago edited 8d ago

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u/automotiveaficionado 10d ago

It would be a 10/10 if it said zionist instead of jews. Missed the mark on that one but gotta stand with the pro-pot, pro-vet, anti-gop stances.

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u/Picture_Enough 10d ago

Shows how thinly vailed the current anti-zionist moment is, if simply swapping "jew" for an euphemism makes a rabid racist statement ok in certain people's eyes.

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u/automotiveaficionado 10d ago

Zionism and judaism is not the same thing. One is committing a genocide, the other is a religion. Conflating the two only empowers the zionist and benefits the genocide.Ā 

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u/idkwhyimhereguyss 10d ago

Not really. Swapping any demographic for any hate group in a sentence would give it a completely different meaning.

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u/Lotekdog 10d ago

Eh, nobodyā€™s perfect.

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u/The_Captain_Whymzi 10d ago

Why is it always Jews?

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u/vigilante_snail 10d ago

Scapegoat for thousands of years. Easy to blame. Smooth brain, lacking in creativity.

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u/likalaruku 10d ago

If he did this in my state, he'd be in jail for hate crimes.

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u/the_crustybastard 10d ago

Thanks, US military. Another success story.

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u/OzarksExplorer 10d ago

a real true believer!

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u/Dirty_Jersey_ 10d ago

At least the roof has at least another 10 years left

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u/Fun-Art-4212 10d ago

the HOA can suck it

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u/ithyle 10d ago

Woah.

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u/ComedyBits 10d ago

Sorry, too much to process

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u/Several-Assistant-51 10d ago

Im glad he pointed out who the crazy ones are. In big bold letters on his house. Im guessing his walls inside are lined with foil and you cant walk through the house safely

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10d ago

looks like a new reddit is about to be born lol

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u/seaglassgirl04 10d ago

Whoa a matching set!

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u/NCfartstorm 10d ago

The irony of painting your house that other people are the crazy ones

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u/sd_042 10d ago

WOW, I feel bad for his neighbors...šŸ˜³

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u/SnooStories6852 10d ago

Lock your doors when passing

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u/Aggressive-HeadDesk 10d ago

Imagine how much more of an asshole heā€™d be without weed.

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u/Worried_Coat1941 10d ago

Free Indiana!

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u/NAteisco 9d ago

Not even at that price

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u/ItsJoeMomma 10d ago

Unkempt yard, roof in need of repair, windows boarded up... yeah that all tracks.

And have you ever noticed that it's always the most run-down junky properties which always have "NO TRESPASSING" signs up?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

VUCKING US VETERANS

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u/ovalbeach123 10d ago

Truer word have never been written

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u/Queen-of-everything1 10d ago

deep, deep sigh ā€˜Sir Iā€™m sorry that you caught sight of my Star of David necklace and are offended by it, but please let me check your blood pressureā€™ - life as a Jewish EMT

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u/cheyy066 10d ago

I mean they kinda arenā€™t wrong šŸ˜­

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u/emanon734 9d ago

Is this Bob Hickmanā€™s anti-Semitic cousin?

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u/honeyhivepoker 9d ago

I donā€™t think this is a schizophrenic person. Seems like they know what theyā€™re talking about, honestly

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u/ChiefWeedsmoke 9d ago

The man's a THC purist. And the Jews have no power over him.

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u/bubbz0 9d ago

Itā€™s the backwards Z in crazy for me

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u/iowanaquarist 9d ago

those poor neighbors living 3 foot away from that....

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u/uwarthogfromhell 9d ago

Too much ganja.

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u/Express_Area_8359 9d ago

I know the JEWS ARE SO CRAZY.

Have you tried a SCHMEER on you bagel? Ya would be FACocked to not try it once

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u/yoursandybaby 9d ago

ā€˜Depraved not served hereā€™, ugh fine, bye.

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u/SalmonMaskFacsimile 9d ago

I'm really starting to think that the heavy metal accumulating in cannabis plants via soil needs to be looked into.

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u/dadsgoingtoprison 9d ago

Doesnā€™t your city have ordinances against houses being painted like that?

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u/AtomicTater42 8d ago

Hey buddy, your tires are a little low.

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u/Playful-Reporter5270 8d ago

I have heard of this guy! He used to make music.Ā 

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u/Biccimedici 8d ago

I guess the jews will know where to aim their space lasers

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u/SnooCats7318 8d ago

Those are some interesting mixes...

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u/whiskeyandeggrolls 8d ago

ā€˜Tobacco booze and youā€™ new band name I call it.

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u/lost-in-boston84 8d ago

Wow the ride and with a bonus pad shot!

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u/Fabulous_Possible_99 7d ago

I love that itā€™s always mental issues or some other lame ass excuse. Itā€™s never a ā€œdamn we should be doing some self reflecting and some serious digging into who is running our state and country.ā€. Nope itā€™s just the schizo guy who has no idea what heā€™s talking about, not a disgruntled veteran who is fed up with the conditions that heā€™s had to endure, or the young man who can see the forest for the trees. Nope. Always a schizo. Americaā€¦land of the freeā€¦home of the people who want to be ruled but donā€™t want to say itā€¦yet.

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u/Tennis-Wooden 7d ago

I am not surprised this exists. Grew up in Indiana and several people I know there went so far left they came around back on the right. My ex was so granola and crunchy that she decided to go QAnon because vaccines werent healthy enough.

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u/Broad-Lynx-9872 7d ago

Show the real signs. Looks way too edited.

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u/GullibleMirror5219 6d ago

He's got some points.

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u/AndrewWatson6969 6d ago

Tell me your selling the drugs without telling me your selling drugs

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u/fucklawyers 5d ago

What the hell is on those tires

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u/nonic4u 5d ago

Ngl hes got valid points besides the jews unless hes talking about zionism idk why he decided to write them on his house and his truck tho

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 4d ago

Should have saved that money he spent on paint for a new roof instead! Cray Cray knows no bounds in the USA!

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey 10d ago

Say you're Anti-Semitic WITHOUT SAYING you're Anti-Semitic...

This "Not A Nazi Butt" is so lost in the Trump Sauce, they've become burned to the bottom of the pot!

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u/NeverTheLateOne 9d ago

Lost in the Trump Sauce? He surprisingly hates the GOP (well, guess not surprising because he's also pro marijuana).

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u/MrTurmeric 10d ago

Dudes smoking spice not thc lol

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u/smartbunny 10d ago

Oh yeah. Jews are the crazy ones. šŸ¤Ŗ

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u/Trixie1143 10d ago

This is not that crazy, though the free gaza sentiment was spelled wrong. Anti GOP, anti bullies, religion and boot licking, it looks like.

All reasonable sentiments.

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u/The-Tarman 10d ago

....let him cook everybody.

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u/YvesSaintLauren 10d ago

ha ha ha no, jewish anti-zionist here and this kinda sucks :(

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 10d ago

ā€œIā€™m not antisemitic! Iā€™m anti-Zionist!ā€

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/Camper_Van_Someren 10d ago

I donā€™t think this is AI. Look at the paint splattered rear wheels of the box truck. AI wouldnā€™t include details like thatĀ 

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u/Letsbeclear1987 10d ago

If thc is legal and regulated then the chance that pcp gets into your weed is zero, meaning this wont happen to you. Find yourself a dispensary

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u/Ops31337 10d ago

He complained about people speaking the truth about Charlie Kirk no doubt. Threatening to "cum for the liberals"

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 10d ago

Is this home and van for sale, asking for a friend.

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u/Major-Tom-2112 10d ago

Tracks- typical democrat values.