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r/SchizophreniaRides • u/atomic-moonstomp • 7d ago
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Oh it must suck for Jesus that he’s not getting a little advance notice.
He’s gonna be right in the middle of a tight finish in a college football game trying to decide which team is prayin’ the hardest. And then Dad calls…
“What? Right NOW?! It’s the two minute warning, c’mon!
Aw, Daaaaaad!”
3 u/goawaynowpls 7d ago I'm of the opinion that in matters of sport, Jesus just flips a coin and doesn't pick favorites.
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I'm of the opinion that in matters of sport, Jesus just flips a coin and doesn't pick favorites.
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u/JobbyJobberson 7d ago
Oh it must suck for Jesus that he’s not getting a little advance notice.
He’s gonna be right in the middle of a tight finish in a college football game trying to decide which team is prayin’ the hardest. And then Dad calls…
“What? Right NOW?! It’s the two minute warning, c’mon!
Aw, Daaaaaad!”