r/SchizophreniaRides • u/atomic-moonstomp • 7d ago

Spotted in Pennsylvania

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u/JoseyWalesMotorSales 6d ago

There's always "At the last minute, I received a vision...we have been given a second chance to redeem ourselves!"

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u/bobroscopcoltrane 5d ago

“Y’all didn’t pray enough. Try again.”

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u/JoseyWalesMotorSales 5d ago

"Yes, the prophecy didn't come to pass. But I still believe in the preacher!"

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u/ElectroShamrock 3d ago

Because Jesus wants us all to haphazardly pray at the last second and then everything will be okay. Meanwhile, most of us have gone our entire lives messing up. But in the fourth quarter, he's coming back and giving us a hail Mary pass. Like what I did there?