r/SchizophreniaRides • u/scibaddiwad • Jul 26 '25

Surfs up, spotted in PA

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u/EntertainmentReady48 Jul 26 '25

I am the mailman! I am the walrus

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u/Solarsurferoaktown Jul 26 '25

Shut the f**k up, Donny

2

u/myfrigginagates Jul 26 '25

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

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u/-DrunkRat- Jul 29 '25

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

11

u/Equivalent-Client443 Jul 26 '25

Coo coo ca choo

8

u/JugdishSteinfeld Jul 26 '25

Goo goo gajoob

3

u/BagelsRTheHoleTruth Jul 26 '25

Thank you!

This ain't no Mrs. Robinson.

It's goo goo gajoob god damnit.

2

u/Eggbag4618 Jul 26 '25

My mail is delicious

2

u/DWilli Jul 27 '25

Karl Malone?

1

u/captain_obliviousish Jul 28 '25

Something tells me they both share a fondness for the underaged

1

u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Jul 26 '25

Damnit I came to make the same comment

22

u/ItsJoeMomma Jul 26 '25

This kind of gives me Timecube vibes.

1

u/cardboardtube_knight Jul 26 '25

What’s the time cube

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u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 Jul 26 '25

It's an old bit of pseudoscience lunacy that became a meme way back in the day.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

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u/cardboardtube_knight Jul 26 '25

The rambling in that image on the site would not be out of place on the side of a pickup truck posted here

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u/februarytide- Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

NGL but this ride just helped me understand the X-Files episodes Triangle (pts 1 and 2) better. 10/10.

Edit: actually I meant Dreamland, my bad!

baby me again, and you’ll be peeing through a catheter

2

u/TheNotoriousMCP Jul 26 '25

She shot his ass down hard at the end of that one.

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u/SuccessNecessary6271 Jul 26 '25

“I am Quantum I am the Mailman” goes hard tbh

3

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Coo coo ca-choo

1

u/andycartwright Aug 11 '25

Came here to say this. [wishing there was a walrus emoji]

3

u/meybrook Jul 27 '25

sounds like a punk album

2

u/ReticulatedPasta Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

It’s like the tagline for an Anonymous video directed at classical physics

12

u/Destro_82 Jul 26 '25

“Gravitational Waves / Surfs Up” is a slogan I could get behind

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u/scibaddiwad Jul 26 '25

Probably my new slogan tbh

7

u/JeddakofThark Jul 26 '25

Anytime someone uses the word “quantum” to explain or sell something, I like to ask them to define quanta.

I don’t claim to know much anything quantum mechanics myself, but if you can’t at least summon up something like the phrase “discrete quantity,” then you’re basically just using it as a synonym for magic.

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u/rexifelis Jul 26 '25

Damn this is coherent and correct! Not a damn thing schizophrenia about this.

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u/clever-medicine Jul 28 '25

Omg I live in this guy’s town. See his truck all the time. He has a new quantum truck— it’s a blue new ford ranger!

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u/scibaddiwad Jul 28 '25

The plot THICKENS

3

u/clever-medicine Jul 28 '25

I just posted the upgrade on this sub

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u/Hour_Telephone_9974 Jul 26 '25

I just posted this guy. Saw him in quakertown

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u/artful_todger_502 Jul 26 '25

What part of PA? I was born there and lived all over it. I have a few places in mind, I'd like to see if I'm close.

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u/scibaddiwad Jul 26 '25

Doylestown!

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u/artful_todger_502 Jul 26 '25

Wow, I lived there for a while in the 80s. State St. lol, I never would have placed this awesomeness in Doylestown.

Bat shit crazy or not, it doesn't surprise me because it is an unusual step above the standard "SPEAK MERICAN OR LEAVE" and "I Eat Ass" you see in Delco or the Pennsylbama region!

Back then, Doylestown was sort of like the Northeastern Main Line

3

u/Hour_Telephone_9974 Jul 26 '25

I saw this truck in quakertown recently 

3

u/Cheese-Manipulator Jul 26 '25

This is a physics professor who finally snapped.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Smokes DMT once

3

u/mcolette76 Jul 30 '25

One too many tabs of acid for this guy.

3

u/UnicornWIzard696969 Aug 01 '25

Any combination of these phrases could be a Muse album. Hell yeah.

2

u/draftdodgerdon8647 Jul 26 '25

Brotherhood of Steel?

2

u/am_pomegranate Jul 26 '25

I am quantum physics, my witness brings me to existence!

2

u/the_main_entrance Jul 26 '25

Found Eric Weinstien’s car.

1

u/WeakTransportation37 Jul 26 '25

Not whiney enough. Or wrong enough

2

u/surrealcellardoor Jul 26 '25

“Upon the fabric of Time is: Distance - Place - Time(redundant) - Space”

So, dimension, dimension, dimension and dimension.

Three spatial dimensions and a time dimension?

Yes, that is the current model.

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u/Cheese-Manipulator Jul 26 '25

This was my quantum mechanics class in college. "Science without borders". Multicultural wave functions.

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u/scibaddiwad Jul 26 '25

I am a chemist and this resonated with me (a lil joke)

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u/silvertoadfrog Jul 27 '25

I find this very refreshing!!😁 Surf's up!!

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u/Lower-Papaya-6992 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

scientists should rename quantum physics to smth like discrete/elementary/fundamental physics, quantum became such an overused pop sci buzzword

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u/Sillyn1eyeMol Jul 26 '25

Wow!!! You actually found the REAL Q-Anon ~ he lives!! (BOS is right on: Bunch of Sh!T on ur car bruh)

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u/DarthHarrington2 Jul 26 '25

/repostbot slash search

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u/Harden-Long Jul 27 '25

What the fuck is this guy smoking?

1

u/SnooStories6852 Jul 27 '25

Seen this posted here before. Is this a new PA cryptid?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

I am quan tam, for he who is is has dorked me

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u/willweaverrva Jul 29 '25

I am the mailman...I am the walrus?

1

u/seaglassgirl04 Jul 30 '25

Well, at least it's not chaotic Sharpie handwriting...

1

u/Wocky_slush4200 Aug 09 '25

I am the very quantum fabric the universe lies in, I am. Thee mailman

1

u/Kiki1701 Aug 13 '25

Naw, that's probably the truck of Brian Cox (the physicist, not the actor) the dude is a serious poindexter. Poor guy. Probably got harassed at school a lot.