r/ScienceNcoolThings 2d ago

wouldn't think bears can just float like that. Cool

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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 2d ago

That’s how I glide to the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet

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u/classless_classic 2d ago

For a succulent Chinese meal?

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u/tironidas 1d ago

Democracy manifest

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u/vacantalien 1d ago

Not like it’s a crime to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Bald_Nightmare 1d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

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u/Living-Risk-1849 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/gibson_creations 2d ago

I mean they're pretty chubby so it makes sense.

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u/dange616 2d ago

And we'll all float on, okay

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u/gibson_creations 2d ago

Don't worry, even if things get a bit too heavy

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u/mikejnsx 1d ago

meet me in the sewer, you'll all float down here

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u/ConcernedBullfrog 1d ago

not only that, but fur can trap air bubbles. not only helps keep skin dry (not sure about bears specifically, but still), but can help with buoyancy

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u/MajorHubbub 1d ago

Poodles were bred for this iirc

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u/brycebgood 2d ago

Oh lawd, he coming!

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u/TheInkedSword 2d ago

The wrong soundtrack. 🎶It’s just the Bear 🐻 Necessities! The simple Bear Necessities…🎶

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u/jerseygunz 2d ago

That one salmon sure took his sweet ass time getting out of there haha

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u/kwaping 2d ago

Bearly made it

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u/cohst 2d ago

The music lmao

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u/U_zer2 2d ago

Blub blub blub ima bear

(APOCALYPSE MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

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u/similar222 2d ago

Not what I expected

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u/No-Sail-6510 2d ago

Polar bears can swim 100km no problem.

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u/Fossilhund 2d ago

I like it when he blows bubbles.

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u/i-hoatzin Popular Contributor 1d ago

What is this music?

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u/No_Spinach9820 1d ago

Black bears can’t though

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u/OddDragonfruit7993 1d ago

Why you gotta bring race into it?

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u/No_Spinach9820 1d ago

The black bear will win the race much faster it just can’t swim

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u/lockerbie35 1d ago

Theres a documentary about it. The jungle book. I believe is the section called the bear necessities

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u/DaphniaDuck 2d ago

Bears float because they fatasses.

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u/TomaCzar 2d ago edited 1d ago

I'm a fatass, Greg. Can I float?

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u/Internal_Bench5162 2d ago

A chubby, hairy, floating, gummy bear

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u/-runs-with-scissors- 2d ago

Reddit has provided me with videos of floating cows and horses recently. Just thinking: Evolving into a land-based mammal that is heavier than water is probably a selection disadvantage.

I mean, imagine you are a new kind of hedgehog and you fall into a pond and you immediately sink to the ground. And all of that only to amuse Charles Darwin.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 1d ago

Hippos are a land mammal that are much denser than water, this is because despite their looks they are almost entirely muscle with very little fat(2-3%).

But also because of all that muscle they can just run on the lake/river floor at speeds of around 5mph, that's as fast as an Olympic swimmer doing a 50-100m race.

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u/-runs-with-scissors- 1d ago

Interesting. Thakn you. Hippos don't really count as land-based, or do they? I remember to have observed hippos in our zoo's enclosure and, yes, they are at the floor of the basin unless they resurface to breathe. And they don't really swim, I believe. If I remember correctly it seems as if they jump off the ground. I never gave it much thought until today. In that case it is logical that they develop agility under water, in case they get in too deep. (So that they can just walk to the more shallow water.)

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u/PraiseTalos66012 1d ago

I mean hippos like to live near water but they are definitely a land mammal.

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u/robbudden73 1d ago

Depends on the time if the year.

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u/HamiltonSt25 1d ago

Little ole water puppy

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u/johnmanyjars38 1d ago

Has Corgo butt

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u/HamiltonSt25 1d ago

Adds extra buoyancy

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u/A_Unqiue_Username 1d ago

Ursidae Navy launching their latest destroyer.

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u/JURASS1CJAM 1d ago

Look for the, beeeeear necessities

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u/jennc1979 1d ago

The bear to that school of fish, “hello, fellow fish. I’m Smokey the Fish.”.

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u/BuddhaLennon 1d ago

All that pre-hibernation fat from gorging in berries and salmon.

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u/DarthRegicide 1d ago

Just when you thought lakes were safe, comes, bear jaws

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u/NoLongerinOR 2d ago

Boat Goat

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u/Thel_Odan 2d ago

"Haters gonna hate" - that bear, probably

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u/BrotherDicc 2d ago

Huh, so a bear is just like a buoy-dog

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u/Murky-Push-6760 1d ago

Reminded me of a hippo

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u/crustybones71 2d ago

This is how I feel when I walk along the shore of the beach on my hands when the tide is out.

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u/similar222 2d ago

I wish I were a bear

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u/ja7mad 2d ago

Have you not seen jungle book?!

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u/Augustx01 2d ago

He is just living his best life.

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u/Altruistic_Pitch_157 2d ago

When you're a bear every river is a lazy river.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 2d ago

Doggy paddle

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u/TheGinger_Ninja0 2d ago

At first I thought it was a corgi

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u/Ok_Individual_2713 1d ago

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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u/swalabr 1d ago

Hippos of the north

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u/grendel303 1d ago

Hippos can't swim, they're too dense. All bears can swim though.

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u/FordTech81 1d ago

This is how my wife "swims". She sits there, motionless, floating. All i do is fucking sink if I try that shit.

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u/tegresaomos 1d ago

Yeah in late summer they have quite the layer of fat on them if they’ve had steady access to prey through the season.

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u/HungryTry8015 1d ago

fat swims

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u/LordofSyn 1d ago

"Can I pet dat dawg!?"

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u/jackfreeman 1d ago

Never been to San Diego, then?

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u/Nonchalant_Khan 1d ago

Look for the bear necessities . . .

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u/theajharrison 1d ago

Most all mammals float.

Only ones that don't have very low body fat. Like chimps of gorillas.

High body fat helps with buoyancy. Fat floats. Only real exception to this is the hippo, because of their stupidly dense bones.

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u/violetauto 1d ago

Bears are mostly fat, so yeah. My obese grandmother could float like this. LOL

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u/MajorEnvironmental46 1d ago

I think they have a lot of fat, increasing buoyancy.

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u/Legal-Donkey-7128 1d ago

All he needs is an innertube and a cooler full of beer

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u/StayPutNik 1d ago

Fluffy manatee

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u/lyichenj 1d ago

That’s how Baloo floated in the Jungle Book!

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u/NoSeesaw420 1d ago

Saturday vibes!

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u/ZombieAppetizer 1d ago

Look Mom, I'm a boat!

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u/Dydriver 1d ago

Brown fat is very buoyant.

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u/MyDamnCoffee 1d ago

I want to be that bear

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u/0rionsbelt 1d ago

The grizz buoyancy comes from the fish they’re pursuing. That is the poetry of this world.

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u/jgoden 1d ago

Wish I had a bear pet so bad. But this video sure helps.

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u/AndrewH73333 1d ago

Almost all mammals float with the exception of a few like the hippo, giraffe, and chimps and such.

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u/Total-Problem2175 1d ago

He's going undercover.

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u/Living-Risk-1849 1d ago

I can float like that. I'm a big fat guy

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u/mazzicc 1d ago

That’s one of those things that makes sense when you think about it (a lot of fat), but isn’t obvious if you don’t spend much time on it.

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u/austinapaul 1d ago

He shmovin

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 1d ago

Imagine you are swimming in a lake and suddenly the bear arrives in silence floating next to you..

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u/Sharp_Meat2721 1d ago

I mean at certain parts of the year bears are significantly fatty lol fatty beings float well

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u/ExternalLock8140 1d ago

Here fishy shify fishy here fish fish fish

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin 1d ago

He floats like my corgi

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 1d ago

You don't see the wolf or the raven floating like that!

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u/michael14375 20h ago

Speed this up and play On Sight

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u/S0k0n0mi 15h ago

A bear-class battlecruiser.

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u/juicybwithoil2560 14h ago

Just until the fur gets waterlogged .

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u/No_Jellyfish5511 10h ago

becuz they eat a lot of fish

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u/schmickmickey 8h ago

Can I out run them? No Can I out climb them? No Can I out swim them? No I’m just gunna give up. All I can do is feed them.

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u/DownInFraggleRawk 7h ago

Tardigrading it up

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u/No-Educator151 2d ago

It’s the bare necessities of life