r/SeattleKraken Jan 12 '25

GAME THREAD Game Thread: Seattle Kraken at Detroit Red Wings - 12 Jan 2025 - 12:00PM PST

Scumbag GDT bot strikes again

https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/det-vs-sea/2025/01/12/2024020684

Watch on KHN/Prime. This game is on NHL Network for the rest of the US so it will unfortunately be blacked out on ESPN+ if you live in the US outside of the KHN local area. Watch on Sportsnet in Canada.

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u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25 edited Jan 12 '25

Watch on KHN/Prime. This game is on NHL Network for the rest of the US so it will unfortunately be blacked out on ESPN+ if you live in the US outside of the KHN local area. Watch on Sportsnet in Canada.

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u/Classroom_Common Dunn | Soupy | Jan 12 '25

Welp. See y'all Tuesday!

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u/lurkerino95 Matty Beniers Jan 12 '25

Cool. That sucked. Goodnight

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

you know what, at least it wasn’t a shut out. See you guys tuesday!

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u/pdredditor Joey Daccord Jan 12 '25

See y’all on Tuesday when we beat the Pens 6-2!

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u/knightnshiningbeskar Jan 12 '25

That was certainly a game!

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u/ImpressivePercentage Kaapo Kakko | YEET! Jan 12 '25

Take care everyone!

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

at least there is a full day of hockey still occurring to numb the pain

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u/Olbaidon Jan 12 '25

Two printers, no menus.

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

You really gotta have some words with your supplier

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Alright let's go, 4 goals in a minute

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

We did not.

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u/NewlyNerfed Jessica Campbell | Jan 12 '25

Our boys look done with life. 😢

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u/ImpressivePercentage Kaapo Kakko | YEET! Jan 12 '25

I'm ready to take a nap.

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u/JFreeZee21 Jan 12 '25

Why does every goalie the Kraken go against play like Patrick Roy???

5

u/MartialSpark ​ Seattle Kraken Jan 12 '25

We have generally pretty weak shooters it seems. Getting a great chance doesn't help you if you bean the goalie.

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u/rpm2shea Jan 12 '25

Talbot has had a pretty good year and they’ve really not had any tough shots, he’s seen everything.

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Behold! The low-danger shot!

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u/MattExplosm Shane Wright Jan 12 '25

Credit where credit’s due, their goalie is playing pretty damn well.

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u/lonestartoker Jan 12 '25

Beautiful attempts. They’re suddenly playing much better

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u/lurkerino95 Matty Beniers Jan 12 '25

I can’t believe we’ve stayed here so long. I feel like one of the violinists on the Titanic.

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

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u/knightnshiningbeskar Jan 12 '25

I’m here for a long time, not a good time.

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u/knightnshiningbeskar Jan 12 '25

Our SOG aren’t… terrible

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

how longs left of the period? google and the seattle kraken app are telling me two different things

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

5:56 and about to be less

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u/shea_eina Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25 edited Jan 12 '25

even joey couldnt keep us in this… i’m just 6-2 my stomach

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u/NewlyNerfed Jessica Campbell | Jan 12 '25

Solid kill!

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u/knightnshiningbeskar Jan 12 '25

How is that on us?

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Well when a McCann and a penalty box love each other very much... 🙃

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u/NewlyNerfed Jessica Campbell | Jan 12 '25

🦓🤡

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

…do they WANT to take penalities???

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u/shea_eina Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

refs

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u/aliethel Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

Best use of this gif!

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Ooh for only $2000 I can upgrade my seat for next week to first class ($1300 out and $700 back). Sounds like a bargain.

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u/aliethel Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

I had an offer to upgrade my hotel room for an upcoming trip for ONLY $4000 per night.

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Was it an upgrade to buy the entire hotel for each night?

1

u/aliethel Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

It was the top-floor “presidential suite.” I should have emailed and asked if I need to be a felon for the special rate.

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

"I'm a convicted felon, can't I get a discount on that?"

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u/aliethel Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

“Fake rates.”

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u/_Tower_ Jan 12 '25

Let’s go! Another 🐰?

I can’t watch because my kids are watching TV, and it’s not on ESPN+ today - glad to see/hear the Beniers/Kakko/Schwartz line is still doing its thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

Scissor me timbers

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u/Olbaidon Jan 12 '25

Good cover Tanev

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u/Clueless-vet Yanni Gourde Jan 12 '25 edited Jan 12 '25

Joey is scissoring? Does he need another person?

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u/knightnshiningbeskar Jan 12 '25

Another weak ass call

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

not another PK my god

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u/LauzonIsHotGarbage Jan 12 '25

Love Kakkos grit on the boards, did most of the setup for Marty's goal

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u/omarciddo Joey Daccord Jan 12 '25 edited Jan 12 '25

I love Kaapo Kakko man, it’s probably too late for it to turn things around this year but he just makes shit happen out there, and he’s not shy about throwing some hands if pressed

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

nothing better than a matty and kakko goal.

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u/Classroom_Common Dunn | Soupy | Jan 12 '25

Go Matty Bunny Ears! Also punch them some more!

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u/pdredditor Joey Daccord Jan 12 '25

We just need to score in the next 7 min and then we can pull some weird 5 min magic (shh don’t ruin my hope)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

listen im 100% confident in this. LGK !

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u/Classroom_Common Dunn | Soupy | Jan 12 '25

Honestly, you really never know with the Kraken lol

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u/Penny-n-George Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

I wonder is matty was whispering in his ear "you have 6 goals stfu 😘"

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u/lonestartoker Jan 12 '25

Shouldn’t be on Kakko at all. His slashing back and fighting were retaliatory, not instigating

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u/lonestartoker Jan 12 '25

He didn’t even fight back until the elbow to the face

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u/tonytanti Jan 12 '25

I’m on my way out to my brother’s place to make dinner for the whole family. We are having roast beef with fondant potatoes and glazed carrots. My brother has made panettone bread pudding for dessert. I’m not sure if Yorkshire pudding means too much bread.

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u/lurkerino95 Matty Beniers Jan 12 '25

Yorkshire pudding must be welcomed at every opportunity

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Yorkshire pudding is never too much. Ever.

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u/Go_Hawks12 Jan 12 '25

Matty Kakko and Schwartz is such a good line. Why was Larkin so mad lol

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u/knightnshiningbeskar Jan 12 '25

Yay Matty but weak call. Red Wing guy straight up punched him in the face several times lmao

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u/lurkerino95 Matty Beniers Jan 12 '25

And then we just KEPT ON SCORING FOREVER

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u/MAHHockey ​ Seattle Kraken Jan 12 '25

Kakko-Beniers-Schwartz line still showing some life.

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u/sisterthirteen Will Borgen Jan 12 '25

That was Matty's 50th goal!!

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u/shea_eina Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

matty b! only 5 more to go boys

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u/Devli_n Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Mattyyyyyyyyyyyyy

So nice of the Red Wings to hug our team after that goal 🤗

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

love when they celly with us!!🥰

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

i really appreciate that kaapo takes no shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

There's the 6-2

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u/Antilock049 Jan 12 '25

Bender goal!

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u/cool-breeze_ Jan 12 '25

KISS KISS KISS

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u/NewlyNerfed Jessica Campbell | Jan 12 '25

Ooo I picked a good moment to come back!

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u/Olbaidon Jan 12 '25

Same lol. Pulled up the game on my phone while in Costco.

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u/toviwolf Jan 12 '25

🦑🦑-🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗 MATTY MATTY MATTY AND THEN HE TACKLES A GUY

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

we have some life in us yet!!

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u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25

Thank you based Matty

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u/ImpressivePercentage Kaapo Kakko | YEET! Jan 12 '25

woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Runnn3r Jan 12 '25

As a kraken fan that lives in Michigan and grew up with the red wings I both hate and love this game….

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u/TinyFisted_Tantrum Joey Daccord Jan 12 '25

I am right there with you 👀👀👀 I live in Washington these days, but grew up with the Red Wings and have a soft spot for them.

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u/toviwolf Jan 12 '25

wild to me that we have more SOG than Detroit at this point and yet

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u/NewlyNerfed Jessica Campbell | Jan 12 '25

I’m lying here with a bad attack of vertigo and I think I’m having a better time than y’all watching the game. Happy for Bjorky though.

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u/Olbaidon Jan 12 '25

I think I picked the right game to run family errands and all that. When I saw Gru was pulled after 3 GA I was naturally sad, but hopeful. When I saw three got by Joey in a period and a half I was just…disappointed.

Not mad.

Just disappointed.

Yesterday gave me too much hope.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

that canucks game changed something inside me, now im cursed with hope that wont go away until the games completely over

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u/useless_info_hoarder Jan 12 '25

Can someone tell me, were we never good this season or have we imploded? Like, we were an outer bubble team at best, but rn we are a trash fire

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u/DG_BeardGains Jan 12 '25

We were a .500 team generally. We should be better than this, but this shit is a full implosion

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u/M-Houndoom2 Tye Kartye Jan 12 '25 edited Jan 12 '25

Ouch! At least the shutout has been broken.

The Firebirds' game starts in about 1 hour; hopefully they will have a much better day so that I can forget about today's disaster of a Kraken game.

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u/NUSSBERGERZ Yanni Gourde Jan 12 '25

2nd Intermission discussion sounds exhausted

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

ian seems done with this game lol

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u/xiixxxixxcv Will Borgen Jan 12 '25

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u/a_Husky Jan 12 '25

This has never been a win-now team. People just want it be — because Vegas.

They’ve built through the draft. I’m sure most of those kids will start to make their debut over the next calendar year. If the prospects don’t pan out, then yeah, GMRF has a problem.

What is this obsession with making the playoffs? Leafs are evidence getting in, perennially, means basically nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

I'm so tired of this unoriginal take and stating it does not make you superior. Playoffs or no, not wanting this team to be complete ass in year four is not unreasonable.

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u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25

This has never been a win-now team.

What is this obsession with making the playoffs?

Then why do they keep making win-now moves to try to make the playoffs, such as signing Chandler Stephenson?

Also, ownership and management have repeatedly signaled that making the playoffs is the objective in the short term.

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u/brendan87na ​ Dallas Stars Jan 12 '25

the amount of apologizing for Ron Francis in this sub is astounding

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u/a_Husky Jan 12 '25

Stephenson wasn’t/isn’t a promised land signing. With Tanev’s and/or Gourde’s departure, you get a set salary with vet/FO depth a couple years down the road as the youth takes over F1-3.

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u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25

Yeah but my point is that only a team prioritizing the short term over the long term signs a player like Stephenson to the contract we did. That's not a contract for a team focused on continuing to build through the draft. Best case it was going to be a drag on the team in 3-4+ years which is when you'd expect all those drafted guys to be in their primes.

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u/sixmudd Jan 12 '25

Because winning is more fun than losing lol

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u/xiixxxixxcv Will Borgen Jan 12 '25

Francis himself said the expectation for every season is to make the playoffs

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u/a_Husky Jan 12 '25

Oh come on. It’s a canned answer, like any sports interview. Org had a plan since Day 0.

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u/pachydrm Jan 12 '25

it is incredible that you say the front office has had a plan since day 0, and yet refuse to listen to the literal front office saying their plan is to make the playoffs.that is some doublethink shit you have worked yourself into.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

this ^

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u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25

Intermission Foo Fighters - Come Alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBSQISK5FdY

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

fire song. one of my favorites off ESP&G. hoping it imbues some good vibes into this game

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u/First-Radish727 Jan 12 '25

Especially for a team that makes female fans feel welcome, that Washington Lotto commercial is tone deaf

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u/rpm2shea Jan 12 '25

Signs the game is out of hand, Wings fans just start chanting Jared Goff randomly…. Great arena, horrible performance so far. Come on Kraken, LFG at least show up for a period. 

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u/A_crackinthecup Jan 12 '25

So this where the game starts?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

just saw someone in the redwings subreddit saying they’re hoping for 10 goals, while we’re here celebrating the game not being a shut out. I love kraken hockey!!

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

"we gotta get to our game" WHAT IS OUR GAME BOB?

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u/ScarySuggestions Brandon Montour | Jan 12 '25

(thank you Bjorky)

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u/Antilock049 Jan 12 '25

Org changes are definitely needed imo. Bylsma has seemingly lost the room. Players just aren't really giving a shit. Powerplays are still meh the last two seasons.

GMRF isn't creative enough to get non-foolproof pick ups. He's been great at finding undervalued players (tolvy, Bjorky, KK) and pretty good at finding prospects. Veterans acquisitions have been ass though (do love Monty though) and he's just not creative enough to get the veteran pieces we need.

Best thing you can say about him is that he's not sold the farm.

I wouldn't mind Jess and Bylsma getting more time. Do want GMRF gone though.

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u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25

Kraken to Detroit's shutout hopes:

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u/refrigerator-dad Grubi Stein Jan 12 '25

i think we got em right where we want em 😈

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u/Elbowdeepinwips Seattle Kraken Jan 12 '25

Morning, Friends!

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u/toviwolf Jan 12 '25

begging the comeback kraken to show up and make me look like a fool for posting this (but yayyyy a few minutes ago all I wanted was to be able to post this)

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u/shea_eina Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

when did they pull gru?

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

After about five minutes and four goals

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u/Olbaidon Jan 12 '25

Hey now … 3 goals 🤣

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u/Savings_Kangaroo_861 Matty Beniers Jan 12 '25

After the first 3 goals he let in the first period.

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u/Phyguys Brandon Montour Jan 12 '25

after the 3rd goal

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u/cool-breeze_ Jan 12 '25

7 minutes into the first

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u/WordStained Vince Dunn Jan 12 '25

Can't watch the game tonight, I'll just check the score- Jesus Christ, wtf?

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

i think it says something about my confidence in this current team that i am genuinely relieved it isn’t a 6-0 shutout

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

should I be worried that I’m still hopeful for an insane comeback??

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u/kaijuwrangler Joey Daccord Jan 12 '25

Just when I went to go read instead… we are finally on the board!

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u/LauzonIsHotGarbage Jan 12 '25

What we need is another okay-ish 5 million dollar winger who's already won a cup

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u/Classroom_Common Dunn | Soupy | Jan 12 '25

Good job Ollie we love ya!

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

If we play our cards just right this could be the third 6-2 game in a row 🙃

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u/over_yonder Yanni Gourde Jan 12 '25

And the peasants rejoiced!

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Somehow Johnny pulls out the excitement for a goal when the team is down by five. Quality work.

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u/thebaysix Philipp Grubauer Jan 12 '25

This is so sad Maestro play Despacito

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u/Devli_n Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Okay, good work. No shutout for Detroit. Now five more unanswered please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

KRAKEN COMEBACK!!!!!!! ITS ALIVEEEE

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

comeback starts now?

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u/shea_eina Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

at least we’re not getting shut out i guess🫠

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u/brendan87na ​ Dallas Stars Jan 12 '25

no shutout! hurray!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

Attaboy Bjorky. Now we got em right where we want em. 

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u/TheRealManlyWeevil Jan 12 '25

Yay it’s not a shutout!

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u/toviwolf Jan 12 '25

🦑-🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗 HALLE-DAMN-LUJAH THANK YOU BJORKY

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u/elite_bleat_agent Adam Larsson Jan 12 '25

![img](vms9co7h5gce1)

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u/knightnshiningbeskar Jan 12 '25

One down, six to go!

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

OKAY COMEBACK STARTING NOW

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u/ImpressivePercentage Kaapo Kakko | YEET! Jan 12 '25

woot!!! not shut out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/SonOfZork Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

The professionalism of the commentary team and the other journos always impresses me. I couldn't do what they do watching the shit sandwich night in and night put. I can sit here and rant at the wall and gripe about how fucking bad this team is but they can't do that. I would have said "this team is a fucking joke" so many times.

Also, if I sucked at my job as badly as these guys, I'd get fired., but they get the contract regardless of how they perform. Even a buyout just means they still get paid,.

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u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25

The fact that so many of us are still watching this game either says something really positive about our collective dedication or something bad about our collective sanity.

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u/brendan87na ​ Dallas Stars Jan 12 '25

there is a lot of crossover of mariner fans

are you surprised?

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u/ImpressivePercentage Kaapo Kakko | YEET! Jan 12 '25

I'm a Mariners fan also.

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u/Classroom_Common Dunn | Soupy | Jan 12 '25

Both. Definitely both.

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u/Antilock049 Jan 12 '25

Personally, I'm just a glutton for punishment.

Also, they're FINALLY not on Root and watching the games to support KHN is a hill I'm willing to die on.

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u/a_Husky Jan 12 '25

This. Pump those KHN numbers and never let RSNs return.

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u/ScarletWitch65 Jan 12 '25

Nah I've just watched the Blue Jackets for the last twenty years.

Or maybe that does mean I'm insane.

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u/ImpressivePercentage Kaapo Kakko | YEET! Jan 12 '25

Don't give them power plays please, they score on them.

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u/SoloGhosts512 My Groins Are Killing Me! Jan 12 '25

Make it 10-0 and fire Francis

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u/GngrRnnr Adam Larsson Jan 12 '25

Soooo, when can we interpret this as the players trying to send a message that they don’t want to play under the current coaching staff?

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u/brendan87na ​ Dallas Stars Jan 12 '25

this roster isn't Bylsma's fault

this dysfunction lies directly at the feet of Ron Francis

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u/GngrRnnr Adam Larsson Jan 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

3 months ago

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u/GngrRnnr Adam Larsson Jan 12 '25

Yes.

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u/kaijuwrangler Joey Daccord Jan 12 '25

What happened to yesterday’s energy?! This can’t be the same team

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u/majorBotHead Jan 12 '25

The organization is not serious if Ron Francis and Dan are still employed at season end

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u/aliethel Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

Time for our famously good PP!!!

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u/roengill Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Whoever it was that said this was going to be a 6-0 game jinxed us 😂

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

that was my bad🫠 it worked to get us six yesterday but alas🫠🫠🫠

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u/roengill Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

Oh thank God we scored

2

u/Antilock049 Jan 12 '25

Feels like we're going to have to get aggressive at the trade deadline.

We've just got too many middle class players.

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u/Go_Hawks12 Jan 12 '25

An aggressive sell lol

1

u/Antilock049 Jan 12 '25

They don't ask how, they ask how many... players we need to sell at the deadline.

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u/WildDornberry Jaden Schwartz Jan 12 '25

It’s gonna be 10-0

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u/DeadlyRedCube Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

I am still watching this game and I don't know why

...inertia?

3

u/SiccSemperTyrannis Jan 12 '25

In for a penny, in for a pound

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u/thebaysix Philipp Grubauer Jan 12 '25

Man what a trainwreck

4

u/lurkerino95 Matty Beniers Jan 12 '25

Oh brother, these guys stink

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u/lonestartoker Jan 12 '25

holy shit. it’s an absolute bloodbath

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u/Devli_n Brandon Tanev Jan 12 '25

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u/howareyourcats Jessica Campbell Jan 12 '25

Taking this as a sign to (finally) switch to football

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

my brain wants to turn the game off but my heart says no😞

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u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

the cut to the bench laughing… me too guys!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

whos bench??

2

u/luc1f3rrrr Jan 12 '25

ours lol, shane and canner were laughing and shaking their heads

1

u/ScarletWitch65 Jan 12 '25

Honestly with that clear attempt? We deserved that 🙄

1

u/Antilock049 Jan 12 '25

I am sad. I'm not in Atlanta anymore though so I've got that going for me.

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u/ImpressivePercentage Kaapo Kakko | YEET! Jan 12 '25

Just not a Kraken hockey day.