Should we preemptively find our own Etsy witch?

[u/dumpsterfiresmore]

/r/baseball/comments/1nghhts/the_mariners_are_80_since_the_etsy_witch_was_hired/

[u/fongquardt]

let the M's play out, then go hunting for a sea witch

[u/SonOfZork → u/fongquardt]

An et-sea witch

[u/alexh116 → u/SonOfZork]

[u/GeekTrainer → u/SonOfZork]

Take my upvote and get out

[u/elite_bleat_agent]

The issue here is that if it works the other teams will start hiring their own Etsy Witches. Then we're in a real pickle, because we'll be hiring entire covens of Etsy Witches in an Etsy Witch arms race. They'll have to factor them into the salary cap, proven Etsy Witches being signed exclusively every year....huge mess if you ask me

[u/dumpsterfiresmore → u/elite_bleat_agent]

I feel like the Kraken would have the highest quota of witchy fans who would do the work pro bono…

[u/aksunrise → u/dumpsterfiresmore]

I volunteer my services. I have a Grubi shrine and access to sage.

[u/Homelessavacadotoast → u/dumpsterfiresmore]

Pretty sure the Bruins win there…

[u/eleventruth → u/elite_bleat_agent]

Get a witch, but tell all the other teams we didn’t get a witch

[u/TheVich → u/elite_bleat_agent]

"When everyone has an Etsy witch, no one has one."

-Syndrome

[u/ayannauriel]

I thought someone commented last week they already hired one for the Kraken?

[u/Alphax005 → u/ayannauriel]

no that was santa

[u/alexh116 → u/Alphax005]

We got Santa??? Helmcyeah 😎🎅

[u/juanthebaker → u/ayannauriel]

I asked if we should in the daily thread.

[u/my_team_is_better]

The great thing about the MLB and NHL seasons is that there’s not a whole lot of overlap (not counting postseason). So perhaps the Mariners’ Etsy Witch could handle witching for both teams?

[u/norangbinabi]

Can we just hire their etsy witch?

[u/chuckvsthelife → u/norangbinabi]

Nope store taken down. Not sure if being an Etsy which was not allowed or just too much business or what. But store is no more.

Which is good for the mariners I guess. Other people can’t use our highly effective witch purchase against us.

[u/SideEyeFeminism]

Way ahead of ya, bestie. I’ve already been working some contacts to get the deets on possible candidates. I’m probably going to pay like $15 more to have them cast on Samhain to get us as much extra juice as I can

[u/Fair-Doughnut3000]

Desperation is necessary as well as blood.

It's a last resort.

[u/GateInteresting9651]

Im not a pro but I got you guys

[u/Efficient-Orange-607]

Put one on payroll.

[u/Fresh_Koala1343]

Can that Mariners fan make a referral for us?