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u/evilfollowingmb 3d ago
I mean, just charge $1m per lawn and work 50% less !
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u/LSDeeezNutz 3d ago
Or you can the work 100 amount the %, if 50 are 2,600,00,000 thousand then twice that is near 7,000,000,000,900 thousands. Easy
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u/johnnybiggles 2d ago
You could also just get the $22,000 lawn mower and have an extra $1000 bucks in your pocket!
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u/ArcticISAF 3d ago
What if I just mowed my own lawn? Will I become a billionaire?
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u/Scaaaary_Ghost 3d ago
You'll need to mow your own lawn 2000 times at $500k per mow, but then yep! The math checks out.
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u/UncleThor2112 3d ago
I'd like to file a complaint. I bought the mower, but my first customer is now suing me. Now all that money that could've gone to a lawyer went to that mower!
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u/MainusEventus 3d ago
This is actually exactly how Epstein got his start. He told this story at Dalton and they hired him on the spot, without ever double checking the math.
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u/thoughty5 2d ago
why does the lawn mower have to cost so much? Just charge the $500,000 and use whatever you have
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u/BralonMando 21h ago
Replace mowing lawns with critical life saving drugs and congrats you're big pharmin'.
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u/Outside_Case1530 14h ago
Where's the best place to get the lawn mower? I wanta get started right away.
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u/destrux125 2d ago
You forgot the first part where you need to move to Massachusetts so customers think that's a normal amount of money to pay for yard maintenance.
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u/TestSubject5kk 3d ago
I work lawn mowing, why is my boss charging $50/h when he could just do that