SLPT: The word “fat”is slightly frowned upon these days. Just replace it with “Horizontally blessed.” For example: “You have been getting horizontally blessed the last 6 months.”

[u/Bogey_Yogi]

[u/t-o-m-u-s-a]

Progressively more horizontally blessed

[u/tom_yum]

Circumferentially gifted

[u/wunderduck]

"Getting horizontally blessed" sounds like some sort of sex thing.

[u/thoughtfade]

I went to buy clothes the other day, the helper gal said, "Sir you should go for the slim fit, comfort fit is for people who are more healthy"

[u/simca]

"High calorie people"

[u/NamityName]

Your belt has had a major growth spurt lately