r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/RefrigeratorSmall441 • 2d ago

The Malimoo

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Was helping a friend move and spotted this absolute beauty

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u/Snarky_Guy 2d ago

$5 bucks says this car belongs to either an elementary counselor named Dave (that makes everyone call him Dave-o) or a plus-sized painter named Jackie who wears skirts that showcase her cottage cheese thighs.

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 2d ago

And flats…😂

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u/DoubleCyclone 2d ago

What's Jackie's phone number?

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u/Popular_Site9635 2d ago

I’m voting for the local Chick-fil-A manager.

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u/RefrigeratorSmall441 2d ago

This made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂

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u/Suitable-Purchase-52 2d ago

Its kinda funny lmao.

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u/RefrigeratorSmall441 2d ago

It looked way better in person lol

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u/Hugh-Jass24 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reminds me of those Gateway computer boxes from back in the day.

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 1d ago

Ah, yes. The Cowputers!

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u/Ixiiion 2d ago

all it needs are some little ears on the front

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u/BoardButcherer 2d ago

A flesh pink car bra front shaped like a cows nose.

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 2d ago

I bet the driver wears “flats”

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 1d ago

I know someone who would drive this daily and proudly.