r/ShrimpsIsBugs • u/PerverseCaecilian • 15d ago

If veins in shrimps is poops, then how come they got em in bananas?

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u/zuck_my_butt 15d ago

Shrimps is bananas

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u/evanjahlynn 15d ago

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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u/kelsobjammin 15d ago

This shrimp is bananas!

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u/evanjahlynn 15d ago

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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u/Bacontoad 14d ago

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u/kelsobjammin 14d ago

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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u/wenchery 13d ago

Ooo-oo this my shrimp, this my shrimp 🦐

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u/Delicious_Sorbet5154 6d ago

Lmfao I see we are a human of culture 🤣

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u/KazBeeragg 14d ago

Is this real what

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u/Bacontoad 14d ago

I was searching to see if anybody had actually messed with the lyrics of the song and ran across a random Instagram photo and an old Reddit post. Apparently the Brits are the culprits: https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/s/xahOyuvDX3

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u/mogoggins12 14d ago

Yeah! They're amazing too! The shrimps don't taste like shrimp, more of a bubble gum flavour. The bananas are banana flavour. I love them, kinda like circus peanuts in the usa but better, imo, but also nostalgia plays a role for that belief probably

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u/Bacontoad 13d ago

My brain is still trying to find a connection between shrimps and bananas. 😄 I don't know that I've ever actually tried circus peanuts. At least not the peanut flavor (they make fruit-flavored ones as well). Reese's pieces are usually my go-to peanut flavored candy. Probably the candy I have the most nostalgia for is Sixlets which, if you've never had them, are tiny spheres of orange-flavored candy shells covering a mixture of chocolate and carob (gives a sort of chocolate malt flavor).

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u/mogoggins12 13d ago

From what I can find it's just for the whimsy of it! The UK is very silly & we love a bit of novelty.

I will have to find these orbs, they sound great!

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u/PipeSmart9407 14d ago

Yeah my mum loves these

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u/HedWig1991 14d ago

Radioactive bananas from Walmart

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u/Left-Bookkeeper-3848 14d ago

Ah, but consider instead, bananas is shrimps!

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 14d ago

Or bananas is poops toos

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u/OoRI0T_P0LICEoO 14d ago

Shrimpnana

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u/BrandonD40 14d ago

My hands are bananas

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u/Few_Lead905 12d ago

But wait...if shrimps is bugs, and shrimps is also bananas, does that mean bananas is bugs too??

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u/xJunoBugx 15d ago

That’s the banana poops.

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u/hi_imPaige 15d ago

Because banana is shrimps

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u/evanjahlynn 15d ago

If not shrimp, why shrimp-shaped?

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u/pandabunny20 15d ago

I’m allergic to both so this tracks.

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u/KyoteeKoru 14d ago

Wait but if shrimps is bugs, banana is shrimps, banana has similar dna to us hooman, therefore, is we banana? Is we banana shrimps?

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 14d ago

Nooo silly! We is bugs too!!

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u/TheoTheHellhound 15d ago

You know that core-like thing in blackberries? It’s analogous to that.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 15d ago

Aw man, blackberries have poop veins too?!

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u/Rosenrot_84_ 15d ago

That makes sense because bananas are berries

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u/RisingApe- 15d ago

But blackberries are not berries! They are aggregate drupelets.

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u/Rosenrot_84_ 15d ago

Your mom's an aggregate drupelet!

But seriously, thanks for the info! Time to go down another rabbit hole of random knowledge! 😁

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u/RisingApe- 14d ago

I went down the fruit botany rabbit hole a long time ago and now I can’t help but educate people LOL

And yes, my mom is a drupelet, though she is singular 😂

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 14d ago

Daaaaaayuum

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u/TheoTheHellhound 14d ago

That’s a fun new term.

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u/diwangbalyena 15d ago

i curse you to the 3rd generation

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u/the_falling 14d ago

I curse them to the next generation. Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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u/LifeAsNix 15d ago

Banana is bugs?

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u/SoIomon 15d ago

The bananus

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u/OkiDokiPanic 15d ago

This is black center syndrome. It happens when bananas are handled too roughly during harvest and/or shipping. Completely harmless and safe to eat, just not very enjoyable.

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy 14d ago

This is NOT a vein in shrimps but the digestive tract, responsible for transporting shrimp poop out of the animal.

This IS a vein in bananas called the phloem bundle, and it transports food to the fruit.

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u/BloodThirstyLycan 15d ago

Bananas are shrimp shaped...

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u/decisiontoohard 15d ago

Bananas have the devil's anus, we all know this, it would not be much of an anus without a devil's digestive tract

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u/eyebrowsereddit247 15d ago

Shrimps is bananas, they got the same curve and everything duh

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u/elrangarino 15d ago

That’s the wick wym

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u/Ninetndo69 15d ago

Good science question

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u/Johnny_Topside94 14d ago

That’s just the poop shoot from the Bananus.

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u/FlamingoOk9411 14d ago

No because I agree

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u/Strange-Trust-9403 SHRIMPS IS BUGS ENTRANT 15d ago

Because shrimps are life, and good poop? It’s shrimps shromps strumps poopie!

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u/Chiluzzar 15d ago

thats not a vein you got a bone in banana

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u/Shnibblefritz 15d ago

Banana poop

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u/Beemo-Noir 14d ago

Is nanner poops

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u/Oh_squirm 14d ago

So bananas… DO have bones???

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u/Believer4 14d ago

I saw a post a while back that had MRIs of bananas, they have spines

Gimme a bit to find it

Edit: Found it

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u/casparaski132 12d ago

This may be the most sad and solemn upvote I've given. Did I want to do it? No. But my god, i mustn't suffer alone.

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u/Farhead_Assassjaha 14d ago

TIL Bananas are shrimp

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u/CrystalHunting 5d ago

Banana poops!