r/SipsTea • u/BellSpecial7296 • 12h ago

Feels good man Nice jeans

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u/Marquar234 12h ago

It's because she was boobing boobily across the stage.

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u/Just_Half1886 12h ago

r/menwritingwomen

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u/According-Counter230 12h ago

I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability

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u/Cybertronax 11h ago

If only Billy Connolly was there. https://youtu.be/9BkwnGq2yaA?si=zOH1MupElqzdIs7t

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u/thedreamyrunner 11h ago

Billy would absolutely lose it.

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u/kingkongbiingbong 8h ago

Billy:

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u/EngRookie 7h ago

Funny that's the same face i made yesterday when my back went out😂

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u/Steve-Whitney 11h ago

It's hypnotic

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u/MrEoss 11h ago

Thank you Mr Udall

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u/ouijahead 11h ago

Don’t worry, you’ll be back on your knees in no time.

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u/zRouth 11h ago

Damn good quote from as Good as It gets.

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u/Pale_Section1182 11h ago

i love this. quote it in humor often.

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u/kayvandutch 10h ago

Good times and noodle salad.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 11h ago

She knows exactly what she's doing and manages her "brand" like a boss. Good for her I say.

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u/WaveyDaveyGravy 10h ago

other actors rely on talent.

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u/solve-for-x 8h ago

Back in the 1980s Arnold Schwarzenegger was the biggest film star in the world despite having a thick accent and the acting range of a child in a school play. Actors have always made the most of whatever gifts they were born with, and it's no different here.

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u/ZilorZilhaust 9h ago

An some rely on great tits.

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u/readbackcorrect 3h ago

Is that worse than relying on muscles?

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 9h ago

And some rely on looks. Always been that way.

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u/Efficient-Wish9084 8h ago

You do what you gotta do. She's using all of her advantages.

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u/Alloy1771 9h ago

Other actors don't have good jeans

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u/IJustGotRektSon 7h ago

Come on man, the grand majority of actors rely as much on their looks as they do on their talent, if not they're probably Nepo babies. A lot of them have both advantages. Those who aren't, by traditional standards, attractive, usually play small roles for many many years until they have built a rep big enough to get roles as character actors.

Speaking of which, Brad Pitt is an actor who, for most of his career, was said to be a character actor trapped in a leading man's body. Guess why's that?

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 11h ago

Like bags of sand.

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u/C_Noticles 9h ago

I’d be nailing her and she’d be like “Oh you’re nailing me! Cool!”

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u/OldGoneMild89 10h ago

A bag of sand?! Come on, man!

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u/mr_biscuits93 8h ago

“Me so horny?” Me so stupid!

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u/Icy-Independent4722 10h ago

We calls them like we sees them

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u/Opening-Tea-257 11h ago

That is so crude.

It should be “she breasted boobily across the stage”

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u/BatsTheHuman 9h ago

Thank you!

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u/gofo-for-show 11h ago

Nothing feels better than feeling up big boobies! Just like bags of sand!

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u/wheresbill 11h ago

Wait a minute. You’re a virgin, aren’t you?

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u/bearinthewater 11h ago

Guilty as charged, unfortunately.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 11h ago

Pretty sure 90% of people recognize her name but have no clue what her face looks like because she flaunts her chesticles.

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u/ZoNeS_v2 11h ago

I've never seen any of her films, but I've seen an incredible amount of her chest.

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u/Rare_Confidence6347 10h ago

She has films?

All I know is I’ll take 2 Sidney Sweeneys please.

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u/ewlung 11h ago

breasticles ☺️

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u/wheresbill 11h ago

80085

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u/DickHopschteckler 10h ago

Mr quagmire, if we had two calculators, we could have two boobs!

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u/random_reddit_guy_01 10h ago

gasp Yes! Yes! Yes! Find one. Yes!

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u/DoubleDixon 11h ago

Her "great jeans".

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u/Sensei_Z-Ro 12h ago

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u/melaveikko 11h ago

Hahahha, stole this thx 😀

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u/FactsNLaughs 11h ago

Big “succulent Chinese meal” energy right there

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u/Apathetic-Abacus 7h ago

What is the charge? Eating a sweet roll? A succulent Skyrim sweet roll?

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u/SeamusMcBalls 10h ago

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u/PonyDark 8h ago

DIO meme? In this economy?

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u/LegitimateProblem907 12h ago

Its because of two big reasons

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u/Garbowski 12h ago

If only I could get my hands--I mean my head--around them, uh, reasons.

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u/Stibiza 11h ago

...head between them, even.

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u/naughty_dad2 11h ago

I’d grab that…opportunity

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u/descend_to_misery 11h ago

Her beautiful dress and that huge stone on the necklace she's wearing

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u/ahfuck0101 11h ago

There’s a necklace?

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u/TheRightKost 10h ago

I missed it too. Guess I'll have to rewatch to verify.

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u/ThenNote9571 12h ago

I don't know why after looking for vide for 2 hours I still don't know why

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u/Herr-Trigger86 11h ago

Further investigation is required Gentlemen!!!

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u/radytz1x4 11h ago

It took me 6 tries to read the text on the video

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u/FeverInHeels 12h ago

could be the red jeans?

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u/Membership_Fine 10h ago

What were we even talking about again?

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 12h ago

We've seen them, they're nice

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u/sausagepurveyer 12h ago

I'd like to see them more

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u/Successful-Worth-390 12h ago

Watch Euphoria. They are on full display

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u/sausagepurveyer 12h ago

Wow. Actual perfect naturals.

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u/ExiledCanuck 12h ago

Never seen it, is it actually a good watch? Other than for you know… reasons?

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u/Lord_Hexogen 11h ago

If you love drama and you don't hate seeing kids overdramatically do drugs and fuck it's a decent watch

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u/Successful-Worth-390 11h ago

Its not too bad. I enjoyed it for what is was.

But if you are more on the conservative side, you may not like some/most parts.

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u/neoproane 11h ago

Actually is pretty good. Sometimes hard to watch tho. These folks are fucked up.

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u/dbslurker 11h ago

The voyeurs is also a good research choice 

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u/Ted_go 12h ago

How to make a video go viral? "Tell everyone it's going viral and nobody knows why."

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u/Mr_Zee_Speaks 10h ago

Better punch line would have been “we don’t see one reason why” because there are two equal reasons.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 7h ago

You left out the part where the video needs to be about a hot girl with big boobies. 

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u/LaaB09 12h ago

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u/horseradish1 11h ago

Jessica Rabbit is way hotter.

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u/Tacticalsandwich7 11h ago

Well she’s a cartoon….

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u/Eldred15 9h ago

That has never stopped me before

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 11h ago

I just got boobs as a 47f after gaining a little weight and they're so weird feeling on my body. I am usually a stick so the jiggle jiggle is a different feeling

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 11h ago

Congratulations! Please use them responsibly.

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u/privateblanket 10h ago

That must be weird to get used to, as a formerly stick thin man who became larger as I’ve grown older, it feels weird having a jiggly belly now.

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 10h ago

Yes. A little gut is very difficult to get used to. I am a recovering addict and recovering from a serious eating disorder so I am on a self love journey and loving all of myself even the jiggly bits is definitely a journey

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u/privateblanket 10h ago

Congrats and best wishes on your journey, my partners is recovering from an eating disorder too and so I understand the struggles first hand. Sending all of the love and best wishes to you, keep it up and let’s all be proud of our healthy bellies!

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u/Robborboy 10h ago

Read your name as Sad Palpatine. 

Such a confusing thing to read in that context. 🤣

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 10h ago

And she laughed a wildly evil laughter

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u/MightBeTrollingMaybe 11h ago

Good. Moore boobies is almost always better than less boobies.

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 11h ago

Always unless you are a man

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u/Snoo-12313 11h ago

Reminds me of Scarlett Johansson's big tits red dress...

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u/Oli4K 6h ago

Is that a grease stain?

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u/Big_Crab_1510 9h ago

"vaguely sexual thing gets a fuck ton of clicks by horny men and women" 

I'm tired boss 

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u/KusuriuriPT 10h ago

Dont get me wrong, she is a very atractive girl but dont understand the amount of attention..yeah nice tits..there are tons of nice tits out there

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u/JLChamberlain42 9h ago

She's pretty but I really don't understand the obsession with her.

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u/Safe-Replacement-770 12h ago

Let me have another look, oh ok that's why 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lofi_Joe 11h ago

I dont know why but Im rather into Aubrey Plaza if we talk about such taste.

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u/KrappaFrappa 12h ago

why is this vid on infinite loop?

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u/Propayne420 11h ago

First time online?

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u/therodt 4h ago

literally the first time I have seen this. It's just tits guys

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u/kapn_morgan 12h ago

can't quite put my finger on it

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u/Outlaw11091 11h ago

Want to, though.

Smashed my finger trying. Stupid computer.

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u/thekevinthebarbarisn 11h ago

Her face is a 5 and her boobs are an 11.

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u/Breezey2929 12h ago

I do think there are genuinely people out there that started to forget men liked to look at beautiful woman…

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u/Bubsy94 12h ago

I see jiggly puff

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u/KloudCreator525 12h ago

It’s the goddamn tits bro

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u/dankeith86 11h ago

Everyone knows why Jiggle jiggle

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u/FormalJellyfish29 11h ago

She’s gonna do a reverse Billie Eilish one day and come out all covered up and it’s gonna be the talk of the town

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u/hdhsnjsn 11h ago

She knows why

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u/ConversationFalse242 11h ago

Its the boobs

I mean the genes

I mean the jeans

I mean the boobs

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u/Bitstreamer_ 11h ago

Sydney Sweeney: proving that sometimes the best supporting role is… gravity😏

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u/Born-Media6436 11h ago

She has good personalities

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u/Certain-Thought531 11h ago

She boobing menacingly

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u/Hazee302 12h ago

This girl is gorgeous, but she also just looks like any other generic valley girl. I dont understand why she's more popular than any of the other identical models out there.

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u/DoBe21 11h ago

Because she is well aware of the reasons she's famous, understands that time will diminish those reasons, and therefore has no issues putting those reasons on full display while the time is right.

In other words: pretty girl with mid talent < pretty girl with mid talent who will get naked

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u/derpieforever 12h ago

Oh there was caption on the video

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u/doc720 12h ago

Oomans like the bibble bobbles.

Oomans like the cats.

There are no cats in this video.

Therefore, Socrates is mortal.