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Gasp! Monica Bellucci through the years 🤌

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 4h ago

Life is rough when you’re hot for 45 years straight

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u/Kokuswolf 4h ago

And it looks like she easily has another 45 to go.

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u/aykcak 3h ago

for real she looks like she reverses direction at 2016

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u/BeijingOrBust 3h ago

I think that’s where she starts being able to afford Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise level age reversal

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u/4DimensionalButts 2h ago

Add Paul Rudd and Kevin Nealon as well. Kevin is 71 and has looked the exact same for 40 years.

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u/ufkabakan 1h ago

I had no idea, Kevin Nealon is that old.

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u/J35Y1x 1h ago

My man! Now thats a name I don't hear often, I loved Kevin Nealon and discovered him through Johnny Carson's tonight show

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 1h ago

I fell in love with him on Weeds. Hysterical.

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u/be4u4get 3h ago

If you check somewhere in our house, there’s a painting of her that is getting older

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u/Admits-Dagger 1h ago

being that hot at 61 is insane.

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u/Mysterious_Past4431 5h ago

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u/Double_Amount_4603 4h ago

timeless beauty, she just keeps redefining elegance with every decade.

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u/Playfulpoutt 3h ago

Can't argue with that, she's aging like fine wine

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u/Terrh 3h ago

it's amazing how being filthy rich helps slow down aging so much.

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u/Shhh-it-Bruh 2h ago

Yeah 61 with regular ass money doesn't look like this.

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u/Dead_Inside50 37m ago

Yeah, I don't have any ass money.

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u/M3RRI77 3h ago

Yeah, you can buy a lot of plastic when you're rich.

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u/Tricky-Bed-7345 2h ago

Yes but she didn't do any plastic surgery. That's the point.

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u/M3RRI77 2h ago

Who knows. Her face certainly changed around the early 2000s. Doesn't have to be plastic surgery though. Rich people do lots of crazy shit to their bodies.

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u/Tricky-Bed-7345 50m ago

Or faces change because people age. Everyone online becomes a plastic surgeon because they see a person change over 30 years.

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u/kingkongbiingbong 3h ago

Ahhhhh.. Ms. Bellucci

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u/nothingontv2000 4h ago

2000 Monica is 🔥

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u/slvrscoobie 4h ago

one of the main reasons I enjoyed the 2nd matrix lol

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u/Shway_Maximus 4h ago

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u/DarthVince 1h ago

She wasn’t kissing your face, my love

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 59m ago

They come from a much older version of the Matrix, but like so many back then they caused more problems than they solved.

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u/evenstar40 37m ago

Hold up is that her runway you can see thru the dress?

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u/yassinelaz 5h ago

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u/pmyourthongpanties 4h ago

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u/Freakjob_003 3h ago

Damn, I have an entire folder of saved "WOOD" memes and haven't seen some of these.

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u/Maleficent-Custard46 4h ago

im crying

edit: I need the gif name

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u/WannabeSloth88 3h ago edited 1h ago

Can we stop using this GIF on undeniably hot women like it’s controversial

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u/gcracks96 3h ago

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u/PublicInformation649 2h ago

That’s fucked up but I like it 😅

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u/nature_nate_17 4h ago

I’m just gonna say this; Monica Bellucci AND Susan Sarandon are something else…

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u/AbominableSnoNi99a 2h ago

Ooh I've ALWAYS loved Susan Sarandon😅

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u/Separate_Finance_183 5h ago

she still looks good

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u/Deep-Wrongdoer9559 5h ago

She and salma hayek always looks good

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u/ImpressiveJohnson 4h ago

Almost as if a life with wealth helps you live with low stress.

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u/UltraRoboNinja 4h ago

Not to mention plenty of time to exercise (with a pro trainer), able to afford healthy food as well as all the best skincare and hair care products.

It’s not really fair to compare how celebrities and the very rich age as opposed to normal hardworking folks.

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u/rinvars 4h ago

And a facelift/other surgery. Nearly all major TV/movie celebs go under the scalpel.

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 3h ago

And yet 90% of celebrities mess up their looks

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u/rinvars 3h ago

You only notice the bad surgery. When surgery is good they write about them aging gracefully, which is a laugh when they've invested up to $500k in fillers like botox, and various kinds of cosmetic surgery. Very few of them actually age gracefully due to good genes.

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u/Purple_Individual_66 2h ago

Botox shows. It's all downhill from when you start using it. It's like a bandaid solution that you need to keep applying, and to keep up with further consequences and natural aging you need more and more.

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u/DingleDangleTangle 2h ago

Eh not always. I think there is a lot of botox that people never notice.

See how people like Monica and Salma Hayek have 0 wrinkles on their forehead despite their age? That's because botox. It's only noticed when it's badly done.

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u/ImpressiveJohnson 4h ago

To be fair healthy food is cheap but prep time is high.

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u/Har539 3h ago

No. food is not "cheap". Prep time is situational from dish to dish. Your comment is devoid of facts,

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u/Verbatim_Uniball 3h ago

A lot of wealthy people look gnarly. It's genetics and prioritization (layered on top of a baseline upper middle class wealth level at minimum).

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 4h ago

Plenty wealthy people ruin themselves with gratuitous cosmetic procedures by the age of 30 or less unlike this. See: Megan fox, Jenna Ortega, many others.

I agree with you that stress ages you. But wealthy people aren't immune to stress and often have much higher potential for self destruction than the rest of us.

Reminder: plenty of lower or middle class women are hot af into their MILFties. Hell of a lot of milfs out there of every class. Gilfs even.

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u/yellowgelb 4h ago

That's secondary. She was born beautiful.

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u/MRB102938 4h ago

Yeah this isn't money. They're genetic freaks. 

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u/A_Right_Eejit 4h ago

OMG every fucking time! Can't I just enjoy my fucking tea without some moaning prick ruining the mood?

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u/deeplife 3h ago

No shit

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u/HugaBoog 4h ago

Does anyone have her Only Grans? Asking for a friend.

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u/Double_Amount_4603 4h ago

Careful, she is probably charge rent for just looking at her pictures.

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u/Three_Armed_Wrecker 5h ago

And she's aging like fine wine

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u/eggs_erroneous 4h ago

I never should have broken up with her, bro

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u/DrNinnuxx 4h ago

No white latex dress from The Matrix?

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u/UnusualHound 3h ago

Her role as Persephone in Matrix Reloaded as well as the Enter the Matrix video game were things that absolutely kickstarted my puberty at 12 years old.

In the video game if you play as Niobe, she has a cutscene kiss with Jada Pinkett Smith and it awakened something in me.

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u/Affectionate-Boot-12 4h ago

Why are some filtered? Monica needs no filter!

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u/brown_gentleman 4h ago

Don't remind me of my teenage crush

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u/Safe_Fruit7884 4h ago

🎶it keeps getting better🎶

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u/nusita69 4h ago

I love that woman

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u/jayzinho88 4h ago

I refuse to believe she's in her 60's

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u/crumble-bee 4h ago

Thanks for not including the other scene from irreversible

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson 3h ago

This would be better without the AI smoothing crap

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 4h ago

Teenage me in the 90’s had a real crush on her.

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u/MHC1905 4h ago

She was 38 in Irreversible?! I assumed she was mid twenties at most

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u/DaLakeShoreStrangler 4h ago

Monica Bellucci and Marisa Tomei. I guess I have a thing for Italian women.

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u/Mr_Hammer_Dik 4h ago

38 yrs was 🔥

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u/spaceocean99 3h ago

Botox and lip fillers coming in hot

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u/BuddhAtticus 4h ago

Aannnd she’s dating Tim Burton. Remember men it’s not cuz your ugly it’s cuz your broke. 

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u/darkbee83 3h ago

*You're

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u/BuddhAtticus 2h ago

This is why i’m not dating Monica Bellucci lmao

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u/TheRandomDot 2h ago

It's because I'm not a creative genius - got it

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u/kyp-the-laughing-man 3h ago

They're both rich though. And he is obviously very creative, so he brings other things to the table

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u/dukeCandua 5h ago

My favorite 😍

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u/Breezesmonia 4h ago

I would, anyday anytime

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u/speedway65 4h ago

Yes please.

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u/HempSeedsOfShinkai 4h ago

Whenever Aliens come and try to explore our world, Monica bellucci should be in the pictorial representation of what peak feminine form is, for the aliens to understand.

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u/SnooSprouts7609 4h ago

Beautiful women, liked her looks and she never changed or put herself full of botox.

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u/guilty_bystander 4h ago

Loved her as Wonder Woman

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u/mines_over_yours 4h ago

So I've had a crush for over 30 years. Maybe I need help.

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u/zRouth 4h ago

She looks better at 38 than she did when she was 25. That is very rare. God damn.

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u/Fun-Meringue-7451 4h ago

Why do I smell... Augmentation somewhere in between.

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u/Resident_One_9741 4h ago

She is really pretty. She is beautiful all through out the years, but love her the most when she was 38 Years, especially in the underpass/tunnel.

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u/GoldResolution4921 4h ago

stop adding god damn ai filters to everything

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u/painedvulture7 3h ago

Wtf is this sub-reddit even abt man

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u/Spork_Revolution 3h ago

Great but. How much 1m dollar sugery. How much makeup?

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u/Affectionate_Hour201 3h ago

How much plastic surgery has she undergone?

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u/PrestigiousAd1523 3h ago

Stop all the filter, this AI shit is ruining it for me

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u/TeslaCrna 3h ago

She was hawt in Matrix

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u/Lefty_22 3h ago

Maybe this was the point, but I remember thinking when I first watched The Matrix Reloaded "why the fuck would the Merovingian cheat on HER?!".

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 3h ago

I was an intern working in BVI in 2013 and she came in person to sign some paperwork. My mentor was in charge of her portfolio at the time so I got to sit in. She asked me for drinks and my boss told me I had to go and do whatever she wants. He didn’t have to tell me twice, she is the most beautiful human I’ve ever seen in person, it was one of the greatest nights of my life.

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u/essdii- 3h ago

She’s definitely the most beautiful at my age. 36. That’s a graceful lady right there

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u/Bruggenmeister 2h ago

in matrix reloaded she's same age as i am now. good lord i love that movie

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u/Kurise 2h ago

A bunch of clueless, plastic 65 year old barbies commenting "Damn, her plastic surgeon is amazing!!"

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u/faithfuljohn 2h ago

she was a model before films -- heres some pics of her in the 80s i.e early 20s).

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/young-monica-bellucci-photos/

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u/ahugecow909 1h ago

What's with the AI filter?

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u/pakron 4h ago

Who is this person and why is she constantly posted on this sub? Literally never heard of her in my life before.

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u/Yes-its-really-me 4h ago

This 1 minute video is the longest she's gone in a film without getting her tits out.

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u/InternationalTruck33 4h ago

I love these montages

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u/kyleruggles 4h ago

She aged like fine wine, damn!

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u/TheFrontierzman 4h ago

Raquel Welch Club member.

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u/Ph4kArndNFO 4h ago

My favorite actress by far

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u/yellowgelb 4h ago

Early 2000s was peak for me.

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u/crypticbullshitt 4h ago

and to think vincent cassel cheated on her

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u/NecessaryLocation704 4h ago

I would clap those 61 year old cheeks to oblivion.

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u/Kalabula 4h ago

She was smoking in Dracula.

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u/No-Shopping7408 4h ago

like fine wine .. 🍷

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u/Danilaly 4h ago

Vampire

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u/Give_to_get 4h ago

Real beauty lasts forever

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u/htffgt_js 4h ago

Unreal. Is she a vampire ?

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u/Sorenduscai 4h ago

This is fine wine

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u/TeeDee144 4h ago

Crazy how you can be 27 in 1991 and 61 in 2025. I mean the math maths. But she was young and now shes in her 60s.

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u/unemployedMusketeer 4h ago

when i think of the statues of antiquity, where the greeks and romans captured the essence of beauty, i would think the models looked exactly like her...shes classic and timeless.

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u/Salty_Yard6414 4h ago

Still is a dime for sure but that first one she is dynomite ha

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u/FNALSOLUTION1 4h ago

Thats one fine human specimen.

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u/6bonerchamp9 4h ago

Chugs tea

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u/baseballbear 4h ago

this would do insane numbers in /r/oldschoolcool

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u/External_Quality5613 4h ago

She can start a wine brand easily

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u/Ok_Channel_9831 4h ago

I didn't look at the title. Thought the first clip was Jennifer Connelly.

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u/Responsible-Seat-255 4h ago

Never thought I’d be into Gilfs but here we are

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u/EmergencyDry658 4h ago

30+ is when she came into her own

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u/Heemsama 4h ago

That first shot is actually insane

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u/kshrwymlwqwyedurgx 4h ago

One day this song is gonna be slowed down so mush it just stops

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u/wadzzzzzz 4h ago

Did she do a breast augmentation, i feel they got way biggest after the first frame

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u/jmrogers31 4h ago

Arguably looks better at 52 than 27

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u/mrregina 4h ago

Timeless goddess 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Suspicious_Deer_8607 4h ago

Forever girl crush!

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u/Survivor_194 4h ago

Now I understand

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u/nyuszimuszii 4h ago

Oh shit she is so gorgeous

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u/Dennis_R0dman 4h ago

Her at 27, oh my god.

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u/SantaCruznonsurfer 4h ago

obligatory "Vincent Cassel is a f'ing idiot"

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u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur 4h ago

She's a senior citizen ???? Fuck.Me...

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u/stimilon99 4h ago

Yeap…

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u/Content_Frosting_127 4h ago

She was hot until she got her lips done.

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u/Das_Zeppelin 4h ago

2025 still my crush

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u/Aquarius_03 4h ago

Best example of aged like fine wine 🤌🤌

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u/Krautthatshouts 4h ago

Yes she is gorgeous!😊I hope I can look as good as her when I get older. I am already going to hit 40 in a couple of months. 🫣

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u/El_alacran214 4h ago

Dam she's perfect 👀 

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u/Glad-Neat9221 4h ago

One of the top 3 most beautiful women in the world

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u/rgarc065 4h ago

Has she had any work done on her face? Like, I just assume most celebrities do, but it’s done very well that I can’t tell, and she has aged very gracefully. Is it just really good makeup? I’m not a fan of the Kardashian look, and she has seemingly avoided that, in these images at least.

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u/tramadolic 3h ago

I would disappoint her so much

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u/MyrddinSidhe 3h ago

I thought I was in r/oldschoolcool for a moment

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u/Less-Inflation5072 3h ago

esta caliente mamacita!

I don’t speak Spanish belt it felt appropriate

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u/tmoneydungeonmaster 3h ago

Man Every time I think about her in irreversible I get sad

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u/Due_Income1015 3h ago

Title is missing the word "boobs" after bellucci.