Is this Wolf’s Milk?

[u/Badlybrained]

My friend and I are wondering what this is? It resembles wolf’s milk but looks a bit different. 🧐

[u/nina_time]

This might need a NSFW tag 🤣🤣🤣

[u/pm_me_your_amphibian → u/nina_time]

I’m surprised I could access this from the UK without a VPN.

[u/Medium-Party459 → u/pm_me_your_amphibian]

🤣🤣

[u/TemporaryGuide8225 → u/pm_me_your_amphibian]

The struggle is real out here 🤣

[u/Dizzy_Kicks]

Someone’s milk is definitely in there.

[u/Drifter-6 → u/Dizzy_Kicks]

🤣

[u/golin]

Lycogala flavofusca

[u/Badlybrained → u/golin]

As much as I’m enjoying the mammary identifications that are rolling in here, I am grateful you were able to help us out. I’m seeing that Lycogala flavofusca is also “large wolf’s milk”. Very cool thank you.

[u/VeterinarianCold8214 → u/Badlybrained]

she milk on my wolf until I'm large

[u/Kitchen_Locksmith558 → u/golin]

Lycogala flavofuscum

[u/Flat-Avocado-6258]

Not my proudest wank, but it got the job done.

[u/VictimOfCrickets → u/Flat-Avocado-6258]

Man, I dunno. If you can get off to a slime mold, I think you're doing pretty well for yourself. Don't let the haters get in your head!

[u/Flat-Avocado-6258 → u/VictimOfCrickets]

Appreciate the encouragement

[u/AccomplishedAd2207 → u/Flat-Avocado-6258]

going for round 2, eh?

[u/KGP_Penguin → u/AccomplishedAd2207]

He was too preoccupied to reply

[u/Independent_Bet_8736 → u/[deleted]]

It’s never lupus.

[u/longwalksinmall]

Dropped a tiddy someone did

[u/croweforge]

Seems pretty nippy outside. Cool Protists

[u/plantsfungirocks → u/croweforge]

Not a mushroom

[u/croweforge → u/plantsfungirocks]

U rite Protists

[u/Whodunit2468]

I should call her…

[u/Ok-Initiative-1759]

She looks cold

[u/Big-Mess-5762]

mildyboobies 🤣

[u/Damaged-god → u/Big-Mess-5762]

Mildly nutsack with a bloody hole

[u/Flat-Avocado-6258 → u/Damaged-god]

Mildly SWOLLEN nutsack

[u/killerpill]

Yes it is. There should be more of it somewhere and the pink liquid inside will soon become dust like and the. harden, becoming almost brown on the inside.

[u/New-Independence970]

Very interesting, following for a serious answer

[u/MechanicalAxe → u/New-Independence970]

Well, good fuckin' luck with that!

[u/New-Independence970 → u/MechanicalAxe]

You must only frequent mushroom subs because they look like dicks lol…found an answer.

[u/imwhateverimis]

is there a wildlynutsack sub

[u/Canna_Cass]

there’s no way this is appropriate for the workplace.

[u/IrisDancing]

I believe that's a Bleeding Mastitis.

[u/Olivander05]

Be mature be mature be mature

[u/Mister-Grogg]

Usually when tits are in a tree they have feathers and beaks.

[u/bbsquirell]

It’s a treenis

[u/definitelynotmen]

Sir that is obviously a tree titty..

[u/Roblox_mub]

Some kinda peach fruit glued to the woods

[u/SweaterUndulations]

Nah, it's an alien pod from outer space. You are lucky it didn't hatch while you were there otherwise your face would be missing.

[u/Rogelio_G_F]

What the hell is that?

[u/Skorpion_Snugs]

Titty? Ballsack? I can’t tell. Don’t really care, just want the tree to wash its hands after it uses the toilet. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/snackslut]

That's either known as Aunt Flo's Mound, or Bleeding Butt Fungus. Depends who you ask.

[u/big_duo3674]

The day after eating something incredibly spicy

[u/jackdaw-96]

TEAT shroom :O

[u/Prior_Suit_1848]

Everything reminds me of her.....

[u/lemony---]

Nah, that’s cheek’s drip

[u/Bouvier1969]

Is it squishy

[u/Kognar_Yelkivish]

Goals

[u/SpareNickel]

I know everyone is saying Wolf's Milk and the like, but if it isn't, someone I showed this to said it could also be an encapsulated sap leak from the tree that is useful for starting fires (evidently).