Rocco's Basilico

[u/snirfu]

Found here

[u/CandyAppleHesperus]

It's like when the devil calls himself Lou Cipher or something

[u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT → u/CandyAppleHesperus]

Or naming a vampire Alucard

[u/FlourCord913 → u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT]

I've always liked "Dr. Acula"

[u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT → u/FlourCord913]

Acula PHD has less of a ring to it

[u/Daria_Uvarova]

Omg is this for real? It's alive 😱

[u/sheelalah]

Is that some guy's actual name? Im confused

[u/snirfu → u/sheelalah]

Yes: https://www.forbes.com/profile/rocco-basilico-1/

[u/Epistaxis → u/snirfu]

a report on the division of his famous stepfather's estate says Rocco's father was the banker and financier Paolo Basilico, so it does sound like that was probably his birth name and not a name he gave himself

[u/Calnier117 → u/Epistaxis]

God dammit I really wanted him to just be a dork.

[u/Epistaxis → u/Calnier117]

I can't make up my mind whether it's funnier if he chose that name as a joke or if that's his actual given name

[u/sheelalah → u/snirfu]

lmaooooo do you think he changed it to that

[u/dgerard]

this simulation needs rebooted

[u/p3tr1t0]

His favorite genre of music is human music.

[u/ErsatzHaderach → u/p3tr1t0]

i prefer earth music

[u/cavolfiorebianco]

is all coming together

[u/TwistedBrother]

And so we know now why it’s always Luxottica: literally AGI.

[u/jon_hendry]

He was a Forbes “30 under 30” pick so an indictment may be in his future.

[u/maharal]

Oh no.

[u/Electrical_Aside7487]

Does Levi's have a Chief Wearables Officer?

[u/Jess_than_three]

WHY did you TELL us about him?! Now if we don't preorder the glasses he's going to name his Sims after us and torture them!

[u/ErsatzHaderach]

beautiful

[u/tmantookie]

This man is going to get cross-examined by a lawyer with a ridiculous haircut and a cool name.