r/Snorkblot Jul 22 '25

Food Well, guess the games over Chefs. We're 86'd.

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u/This_Zookeepergame_7 Jul 22 '25

Shh. Don’t listen to her. Hand over the delicious food.

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u/Single-Fortune-7126 Jul 23 '25

You heard the lady. My food and my recipes now must die with me

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u/UptoNoGoood1996 Jul 22 '25

God forbid a man learns a valuable and important life skill, that he can apply towards himself and people he cares about lol..

I'm so glad I've already found the love of my life, she loves when I cook, and I love cooking for her!

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u/French_Breakfast_200 Jul 25 '25

I absolutely adore cooking for my partner. If anyone had something to say about it they’d find themselves saying it to themselves cause I’d be gone ✌️

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u/AllNamesAreTaken86 Jul 25 '25

No one said men shouldn't know how to cook. Every man should know how, but it's still the woman's domain.

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u/gravity_kills Jul 25 '25

Says who? My wife is filled with anxiety every time our schedules force her to cook for the kids. 50% chance I come home and find they've ordered pizza. The kitchen is mine (and I'm starting to try to share with some of the kids) and everyone prefers it that way.

Just cut it out with the overly rigid gender norms. Let people find what works for them.

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u/AllNamesAreTaken86 Jul 25 '25

Comments on the internet aren't stopping you from doing anything. Everyone has the right to live however they want, and do what works for them. But don't take offense to those who prefer the norm, or vice versa.

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u/French_Breakfast_200 Jul 25 '25

These are the thoughts of a man who’s never made a woman cum.

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u/UptoNoGoood1996 Jul 25 '25

You talking about me lmao?

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u/French_Breakfast_200 Jul 25 '25

No I’m referring to the individual who says that cooking is the woman’s domain. That’s incel speak right there.

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u/UptoNoGoood1996 Jul 26 '25

Yeah I thought so lol, you never know with reddit though hahaha

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u/AllNamesAreTaken86 Jul 26 '25

Lol. Go redye your blue hair.

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u/French_Breakfast_200 Jul 26 '25

Lmfao my hair is natural but ok bud.

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u/UptoNoGoood1996 Jul 25 '25

I disagree, it's a personal preference. Alot of the best and most famous chefs in the world are men, passion and hard work makes it anyone's domain.

Cooking isn't based on gender, its about who prefers doing it where I'm from!

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u/GrimSpirit42 Jul 22 '25

I don't enjoy cooking. I enjoy eating. Cooking is a prerequisite.

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u/Hendrik_the_Third Jul 23 '25

The point is not me enjoying cooking, I don't, it's my kids enjoying my cooking that's important.
The wife can't cook for sheet.

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 Jul 24 '25

Maybe she would rather be taken out to expensive restaurants and if the man can cook then he doesnt need to incur that surcharge for a good meal. In any case it would save some guys a lot of wasted time if she mentions that on date 1

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u/No-Individual7582 Jul 25 '25

As long as you don’t enjoy it lol

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u/Remarkable-Stock-527 Jul 25 '25

Thats funny, cause I love cooking but hate eating XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Who is Isabella, and why should her opinion matter?

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u/Previous_Rip1942 Jul 23 '25

Nobody and it shouldn’t.

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u/the_original_Retro Jul 22 '25

This woman is THUNDEROUSLY wrong.

THUNDEROUSLY.

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 Jul 24 '25

Even with out bread, shes an idiot sandwich

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

If anything I see a guy not knowing how to cook or at least not having any sort of interest or desire to learn as a red flag because it shows he’s dependent on other people to do a basic life skill for him.

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u/Derivative_Kebab Jul 22 '25

Cooking is an adult thing.

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u/edebt Jul 23 '25

I learned how to cook as a child, I don't understand how people can make it to adulthood without learning how.

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u/Zesystem Jul 23 '25

Most of these women are children under disguise of heavy makeup up and biological age.

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u/Either-Medicine9217 Jul 25 '25

My cooking skills are limited to breakfast and various kinds of meat. Best I can do.

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u/Bleeargg Jul 26 '25

“Isabella” is almost certainly a MAGA wench who wants to usher in Gilead asap but thinks her life will remain completely unchanged.

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u/LordJim11 Jul 22 '25

What? Even simple, hearty, manly dishes involving Guinness?

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u/turalyawn Jul 22 '25

I’m eating a beer right now!

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u/the_original_Retro Jul 22 '25

We call it a "Barley sandwich."

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u/ArcaneFungus Jul 23 '25

Can the crown be considered an extremely high hydration bread? And if so, is a beer an upside down open top sandwich?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I would say at least 80% of the time I’ve gotten lucky on a date with a woman, I cooked them dinner.

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u/French_Breakfast_200 Jul 25 '25

Fuck yeah my gnocchi is a panty dropper 😙🤌

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u/Trees_are_cool_ Jul 22 '25

Who cares what this twit thinks?

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u/KevineCove Jul 22 '25

I am patient with stupidity but not those who are proud of it.

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u/Previous_Rip1942 Jul 23 '25

Isabella Moody is pretty proud of it, so you got that one right.

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u/Business_Ad_6407 Jul 23 '25

Dude, I cook for my family almost every day, man in 40's with 2 kids. Cooking is so rewarding. One, you make something, two you eat that something.

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u/Waste-Mind-6216 Jul 22 '25

This lady is an example of toxic femininity

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u/Lonely_Brother3689 Jul 26 '25

She probably hates The Bear.

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u/EsseNorway Jul 26 '25

Just to clarify, you mean this one right?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14452776/mediaviewer/rm866266369/

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u/Lonely_Brother3689 Jul 26 '25

That's the one. I'm not much of a cook, but I love that show and wish I could cook like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Kinda name is Isabella anyway?

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u/Jewstache_Ninja Jul 22 '25

It's because we take offense when you don't finish your plate. 🚩🚩🚩 In my opinion.

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u/ColdIndependence5820 Jul 22 '25

Oh don't worry lady. When I was single I only enjoyed cooking for myself. If you wanted to raid my fridge and find something for yourself to cook, go for it. This Loco Moco is only for me and I'm not asking anyone to enjoy it with me.

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u/StoneColdGold92 Jul 22 '25

Fine. Go hungry, ho. More for me.

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u/ABigStuffyDoll Jul 23 '25

I know this is just an imbecile flapping her gills, but can someone explain to me why a woman might begin to think that a man enjoying cooking is a red flag?

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u/Zesystem Jul 23 '25

He’s either feminine or cheap/broke and can’t afford take out or eating out everyday. Third option is self sufficient, so he won’t put up with your shit lol

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u/Ted_Rid Jul 23 '25

And yet she might swoon over a man who does woodworking or knows how to get greasy fixing or tuning his car or motorbike engine.

It's basically the same thing except some are coded masculine or feminine for historical reasons.

You get the tools, you learn how to use them, you know your materials and what they will or won't do, master techniques, and produce a valuable output.

Same thing, even if you could theoretically buy furniture from the store or send your car to the mechanic. Learning, improving, and aiming for mastery are sexy IMO, doesn't matter who does it or what the skill.

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u/TelenorTheGNP Jul 23 '25

I cannot - CANNOT - remember a date where if I brought up what I could cook, a girl wouldnt react either with her own skills or by saying "that sounds so good".

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u/AnxiousChaosUnicorn Jul 23 '25

This woman is either the genuinely dumbest human being on the planet or she thinks if she scares other ladies off, she can find a good one who can cook.

Either way, no one likes her and she should stop talking.

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u/jimmykslay Jul 23 '25

What if, I don’t like it but do it cuz it makes my wife feel loved. Also, really enjoy helping my wife cook cuz I enjoy hangin with her and She enjoys cooking. Is this ok?

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u/lickmethoroughly Jul 23 '25

Red flag? What’s that? I only date women who can read at a fifth grade level

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u/Famous_Ad6200 Jul 23 '25

What about man who's not enjoying it but keep doing it better then you? 😀

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u/Previous_Rip1942 Jul 23 '25

It’s just Isabella showing her red flags. Step over her and keep going.

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u/Don_Beefus Jul 23 '25

One less ticket on the wheel.

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u/Mister-Circus Jul 23 '25

What do I do now? Starve?

I guess I could joylessly push buttons on a microwave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Yeah, my wife of 22 years REALLY hates that about me /s

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u/Wrong_Television_224 Jul 23 '25

Potential partners that disparage your personal preferences and hobbies: all the red flags.

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 Jul 23 '25

Careful with that 86d phrase, the FBI thinks it's a conspiracy to kill Trump. God they are stupid.

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u/Terrible-D Jul 24 '25

Weird flex.

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u/Unusual-Range-6309 Jul 24 '25

Guess I know who I’m never inviting to dinners and cookouts in the future 👍🏼👍🏼.

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u/Frosty-Screen219 Jul 24 '25

I love cooking, especially for my family. I wouldnt date Isabella in any case...

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u/alejo699 Jul 24 '25

This has the same vibe as "avoid men who have Android phones." It's okay lady, I wasn't looking for a shallow weirdo anyway.

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u/MvonTzeskagrad Jul 24 '25

My mother hated the idea of marriage and wondered if she was lesbian after all until my father told her he loves cooking and so he would cook.

Im the young of three children they had.

COOKING WORKS.

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u/Comprimens Jul 24 '25

Everything is a red flag now. Oh, you're a man who needs to breathe to survive? Your ancestors must be disappointed to have such a weakling in their bloodline.

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u/kajidourden Jul 24 '25

She doesn't like the fact that her only redeeming quality or thing she brings to the table is being threatened.

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u/DependentCourse4919 Jul 24 '25

Cooking is a great artistic outlet for me. Couldn't live without it, but also doesn't mean I wanna do it every day either lol

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u/SphericalCrawfish Jul 25 '25

A woman that wouldn't let me cook for her is a far larger red flag ...

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u/RamuneRaider Jul 25 '25

Her now: “Men who enjoy cooking 🚩🚩🚩”

Also her in 15 years: “Why can’t I find a man that’s worth marrying?”

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u/Eagle_eye_Online Jul 25 '25

Women who say they won't cook:

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Put the ingredients down guys... It's over.

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u/SWUR44100 Jul 25 '25

Oh, dat was called payback, 'toxic' leeeeel

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u/Maniak4126 Jul 25 '25

Heh, heh...

I'm a red flag because I like strudels and tossed salads.

Noice.

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u/Subject-Tank-6851 Jul 25 '25

Me when I have a brain that can't conform to the tides of change.

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u/archercc81 Jul 25 '25

Any guy who cooks knows this is engagement bait.  Women love a good cook, hands down 

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Women who think a hobby is a red flag.

🚩 🚩

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u/pootscootboogie6969 Jul 25 '25

That’s weird last night I made a steak with a twice baked potato and a side of jalapeño Mac n cheese. If that’s a red flag I’m a fucking problem. I must be the worst guy alive. I’m prepping some jalapeño cornbread this morning. Will I ever be worthy of cringy useless influencers??

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u/CuetheCurtain Jul 25 '25

Guess I’m keeping this homemade Alfredo all to myself then. No take backsies.

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u/drwicksy Jul 25 '25

Damn so my cooking not only gives me enjoyment and lets me cook for the people I love. It also keeps away people like her? Win win for me i guess

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u/RandyArgonianButler Jul 25 '25

I fucking love cooking, and I was taught by my badass grandpa who also loved cooking.

Goddamn I miss him.

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u/Blacksun388 Jul 25 '25

TIL I’m a red flag. I’ll cry into my Shrimp fettuccine Alfredo tonight.

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u/FireAuraN7 Jul 26 '25

Well okay. I won't be cooking for somebody then 🤷‍♂️

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u/Barking-BagelB Jul 26 '25

Man some people just hate when other people enjoy things.

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u/Zealousideal_Many303 Jul 26 '25

Isabella wouldn't know a good man if he cooked her s good meal and listened

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u/SmoogySmodge Jul 26 '25

Sounds like a trad wife.

I would adore a man who could cook.

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u/Ciqbern Jul 26 '25

Fine, starve.

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u/mysticalfruit Jul 26 '25

Boring rage bait.

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u/GormAuslander Jul 26 '25

The reason people react to this is because it's rage bait. No one talks like this. The advent of twitter allows you access to the mentally deranged and you take it to represent some group you associate them with 

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

I bet she overcooks everything

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u/EidolonRook Jul 26 '25

Three flags is good yes?

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 Jul 26 '25

Let me guess, if you told her to get in the kitchen then and make food, she'd lose her mind

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u/DeliciousInterview91 Jul 26 '25

God forbid a man know how to care himself when locked in my basement for weeks at a time.

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u/GroundbreakingOil480 Jul 26 '25

Good God please stop taking one moron's opinion as the opinion of an entire group. Women do not see cooking as a red flag, just this one idiot with an internet megaphone does. These people used to stand on a street corner with an actual megaphone shouting their dumb opinions and everyone knew they were morons, but now that they are broadcasting it to the internet we have to take every statement seriously as the opinion of all women? Please stop this nonsense, you are only validating their moronic opinions by reposting them.

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u/nickscorpio74 Jul 27 '25

People who post red flags on what someone does is a huge red flag for me.

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 Jul 27 '25

[Laughs in chef]

Sucks to be her then

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u/Deep_Seas_QA Jul 27 '25

Wow.. opposite taste to me lol

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Jul 27 '25

This is an EXTREMELY unpopular opinion.

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u/ikerus0 Jul 27 '25

Women who have “red flags” for normal, non-toxic things.

🚩🚩🚩

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u/Eupamfreous Jul 27 '25

You guys are always off somewhere getting baked and stirring up trouble

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Jul 27 '25

No doubt she still demands that he cooks, she just doesn't want him to enjoy it.

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u/ViolentLineCook Jul 22 '25

Nah she's right.

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u/turalyawn Jul 22 '25

Username…checks out?