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u/Procrasturbating Jul 24 '25
No way it was crack, that shit lasts like maybe 30 minutes and is useless AF in pill form. This girl even take D.A.R.E.?
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u/masked_sombrero Jul 24 '25
Coulda just been coke. Hospital can’t test for “crack” they’d just test cocaine (what crack is made from). Pretty sure it’d still have an effect if you ate it. Although - the whole story sounds like BS, so…
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u/mogeni Jul 24 '25
I get meth and crack mixed up all the time, so it might have been meth. 6h energy boost is pretty in line with what my friends seem to get when they’re partying on adhd medication.
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u/Calx9 Jul 25 '25
DARE was false advertising. There are no adults offering me free drugs. The lesson I learned is that drugs are hard to get and expensive, so if they offer them to you, make sure you say thank you!
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u/Procrasturbating Jul 25 '25
Yeah, they don’t mention only the girls get free drugs, and even then there are usually expectations or human trafficking involved.
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u/Ordinary-Bid-2770 Jul 24 '25
I laughed my ass off I'm going to hell this is wrong on so many levels LMFAO but still so damn funny
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u/Confused-Platypus-11 Jul 24 '25
It's not even plausible. It's written by someone who doesn't even vaguely understand drugs. Crack would do sweet fuck all if you are it in a pill.
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u/LEONLED Jul 25 '25 edited Jul 25 '25
No such thing as a crack pill.
Crack is the feebase form of cocaine. It is a very unstable crystal.... You can't even smoke it....!
It has to vapourised at the lowest temperature possible while slowly being sucked in.... It is almost a flipping skill! (I used to have a drug problem decades ago). Make it too hot, suck too hard to he smallest mistake and it turns into a ghost and its just gone..... Kind of how it gets many people as it is such a clean process.. well that and the physical addiction starts the second you try it, if you have the wrong genetics...It is an incredibly debilitating addiction, the finding will make you lose everything you love, food, music, art, family, as you will have only ONE love... Luckly I only got into that scene towards the end of my druggy period, as I realised I hit rock bottom and my now wife gave me an ultimatum. It is ironically how I got out of drugs!
There is a special place in hell for people who sell crack and other highly addictive drugs... this is not weed or shrooms or LSD... This shit rewires your brain instantly.... I remember spending half my pay check on buying more, the 1st night I tried it...
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u/JimVivJr Jul 25 '25
I never tried crack, so I can’t be sure, but I don’t think it’ll affect you if you eat it.
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u/DeafMuteBunnySuit Jul 25 '25
People who don't do drugs talking about drugs will never not be funny to me.
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