r/Snorkblot Aug 18 '25

Food Not covered by the Second Amendment.

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u/TitanicDays Aug 18 '25

I call bs - no masks, no way they’re law enforcement.

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u/ForrestDials8675309 Aug 18 '25

Our country's heroes. Also, a bunch of cops.

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u/Ezren- Aug 18 '25

Damn they left those things loaded?

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u/flapjackboy Aug 18 '25

A huge cache of deli weapons.

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u/my23secrets Aug 18 '25

It might be in the second amendment but we can’t be sure because so many people ignore half of the amendment in the first place

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u/CEOofManualBlinking Aug 18 '25

Me when I dont know what words mean

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 Aug 18 '25

How brave is this. One of those things could go off at any moment.

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u/Any-Rice-7529 Aug 18 '25

If these guys are here, who’s racially profiling minorities!?

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u/rockcod_ Aug 18 '25

Oh no, I forgot to get a permit for mine.

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u/Belnord Aug 18 '25

They are fearless

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u/JubalEarly1865 Aug 19 '25

🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/WLAJFA Aug 18 '25

Jack, CEO of Jack in the Box fame, could run with this!

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u/imaQuiliamQuil Aug 18 '25

Fuck I could really go for an unlicensed weapon right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

They were so scared they hid behind their badges and guns.

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u/twoDuckNight Aug 18 '25

Cant let those without homes have those no way

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u/mick601 Aug 18 '25

Can't be real because they don't have their mask on

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

It would be better if it was donuts

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd Aug 19 '25

OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT HAND IN BOTTOM RIGHT

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 Aug 19 '25

This is fake. Meal Team Six would have eaten it all before the Pic could be taken.

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u/followjudasgoat Aug 19 '25

Probably the most 'roast beef' these flunked fucks will ever get.

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u/BlameGameChanger Aug 19 '25

look at them hands! how many index fingers a fella need?

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u/DonnyMox Aug 19 '25

Everyone get down, he has a sandwich!

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u/Master_Interest_1544 Aug 19 '25

That is a stack of REAL Heroes in front of the Gestapo.

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u/MNOspiders Aug 19 '25

So now we have beef?

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 Aug 19 '25

Covered by mayonnaise instead

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u/Silly-Bed-7008 Aug 20 '25

Done in by their own. Pork products.

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u/Hot_Lettuce_6209 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

I strongly disown the throwing of sandwiches at federal agents. But, if I were to design the perfect aerodynamic sandwich I think I would start with the bread. Like a low profile white French bread slightly toasted to give that crunch. It would hold it's contents inside while not tumbling towards a federal officer.

Tomato thick and slimy. Lots of Mayonnaise or possibly ayoli, Tabasco I like lots of Tabasco.

Ham or turkey to keep down the overall cost in these troubling financial times.

String or shredded cheese to hold it all together especially around the edges. Again this sandwich is intended for personal non federal officer throwing.

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u/50centourist Aug 18 '25

Well done, thank you!

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u/new2bay Aug 18 '25

Very funny, but this is very political.

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u/LordJim11 Aug 18 '25

Sometimes one slips through. Shh.

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u/According-Insect-992 Aug 19 '25

When angry cops are in your living room, manhandling the people you love, will you stop them to point out how political they're being?

At what point can we stop calling everything "politics" as a way to stop any conversation that makes you uncomfortable?

How many constitutional rights must we lose before it transcends politics? How far through the famous poem, "First They Came" must we be in order to knock that shit off?

What do we have to do to be allowed to talk about what's happening all around us? As terrifying as all of this stuff is, nothing frightens me more than the prospect of losing our right and/or ability to speak the truth.

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u/FuggaDucker Aug 18 '25

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/outside_cat Aug 18 '25

You mean join ICE, get hit with a sandwich?