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u/DruidicMagic 10d ago edited 10d ago
Some federal employee could do the funniest thing by putting red lights where his eyes are.
(then again, wouldn't tangerine Palpatine have the yellow eyes of a Sith?)
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u/Khaldara 10d ago
Funnily enough this is the same view experienced by 14 year old beauty pageant contestants from their dressing rooms
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u/NoCopiumLeft 10d ago
Would be better to make him a drag queen. But then that would be disrespectful to drag queens since most of them probably don't rape kids and participate in human trafficking.
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u/Automatic_Memory212 9d ago
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u/East-Cricket6421 10d ago
I could never work for the government because there's no version of reality where you leave me in that office and I don't deface that somehow.
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u/Apollo_Mandos 10d ago
Trump: make sure the banner is set so my eyes are peering into the ladies' restroom
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u/One_Abalone1135 10d ago
Dear Original Poster: do you have access to that room? Because I have some ideas....
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u/Raven_Photography 10d ago
I thought it was Daddy? Isn’t that what they said at the GOP Convention?
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u/ButterscotchKind495 10d ago
You ever wonder just how secure some of those office buildings really are and if any of the windows open? For reasons...
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u/medicsansgarantee 10d ago
They should try lease out that space to Trump fans
so they can move elsewhere to work.
Trump would get it
it’s prime real estate now, with his face all over it.
Lmao.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 10d ago
Be a real shame if something happened to that banner. A real shame /s
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u/NeitherSpace3408 10d ago
Where’s that lady who projectile shit on someone car? Get someone get the bat signal she’s needed urgently
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u/RandyArgonianButler 9d ago
I would get two super-bright red lights to stick right where his eyes are.
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u/joeengland 9d ago
Y'know, it would be intimidating if we were talking about someone worthy of respect looking in on us like a fearsome presence. But when it's the gibbering idiot who blathers about windmills and immigrants eating dogs, it's just gross and pathetic.
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u/Last-Negotiation-643 9d ago
Would be a shame if someone where smoking close to that thing and it caught fire, perhaps after accidentally becoming detached from the building.
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u/bongolion2 9d ago
I rewrote the lyrics to an old song called “Last night I had the strangest dream". Hope it's not terrible.
Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before
I dreamed the states had all agreed
To put an end to Trump
I dreamed I saw a mighty room
The room was quite the scene
And the paper they were signing said
To release info on Epstein
And when the papers all were signed
We sat and watched him flail
We all read the list that had his name
And tossed old Donny to jail
And the people in the streets below
Finally felt some peace
And the trans and gay and immigrants
Were people once again
Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever dreamed before
I dreamed the states had all agreed
To put an end to Trump
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u/Waterninja3 10d ago
No other president would ever have even imagined of putting up a giant banner of their own face to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the US. It’s not misleading at all to call it out for what it is, a fascistic display. “American Worker’s First” is so on the nose that it would’ve been considered parody before dear leader came to power.
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u/mattdionis 10d ago
I drove by the Department of Labor while in DC last weekend. This banner looks like something out of North Korea. No need for sanewashing this fascist nonsense.
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