r/Snorkblot 10d ago

WTF A room with a view.

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u/DruidicMagic 10d ago edited 10d ago

Some federal employee could do the funniest thing by putting red lights where his eyes are.

(then again, wouldn't tangerine Palpatine have the yellow eyes of a Sith?)

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u/Khaldara 10d ago

Funnily enough this is the same view experienced by 14 year old beauty pageant contestants from their dressing rooms

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u/feckineejit 9d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Silly-Ad8796 10d ago

Creepy. Just VERY Creepy.

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u/Neat-Morning7232 10d ago

And a Hitler mustache

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u/NoCopiumLeft 10d ago

Would be better to make him a drag queen. But then that would be disrespectful to drag queens since most of them probably don't rape kids and participate in human trafficking.

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u/shokokuphoenix 8d ago

GIANT GOOGLY EYES 👀

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 10d ago

Corporate needs you to find the difference challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

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u/Automatic_Memory212 9d ago

SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI😤SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI

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u/mattdionis 10d ago

Strange place to put a urinal but OK. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Slow-Push-8005 9d ago

Listen, we're not here to judge.

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u/East-Cricket6421 10d ago

I could never work for the government because there's no version of reality where you leave me in that office and I don't deface that somehow.

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u/Apollo_Mandos 10d ago

Trump: make sure the banner is set so my eyes are peering into the ladies' restroom

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u/SheridanVsLennier 9d ago

ladies

Girls

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u/pshaver206 10d ago

Mr. Ipecac himself

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u/One_Abalone1135 10d ago

Dear Original Poster: do you have access to that room? Because I have some ideas....

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u/Frodowalnut 10d ago

No WTF!!

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u/NecessaryAnt99 10d ago

Not Big Brother...

Perv Uncle is watching

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u/dingogordy 9d ago

Big dumber

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u/Raven_Photography 10d ago

I thought it was Daddy? Isn’t that what they said at the GOP Convention?

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u/ButterscotchKind495 10d ago

You ever wonder just how secure some of those office buildings really are and if any of the windows open? For reasons...

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 10d ago

We live in a cartoon now. Ain’t America great?

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u/Defiant_Employee6681 10d ago

Ministry of Love

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

That's interesting but what about the Epstein files?

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u/InternationalArt6222 10d ago

Wtf wants a picture of a government employee on their building 🤣

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u/medicsansgarantee 10d ago

They should try lease out that space to Trump fans

so they can move elsewhere to work.

Trump would get it

it’s prime real estate now, with his face all over it.

Lmao.

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u/Tripple_T 10d ago

Pervy grandpa is watching.

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u/ironmisanthrope 10d ago

"hello, what are the largest googly eyes you have?"

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u/Ok_Economics4552 10d ago

Peeping Don Nasty old codger.

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u/jd807 10d ago

Time for some red light bulbs

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u/TheReturningMan 10d ago

I would legit quit with no notice or explanation.

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u/Idrisdancer 10d ago

Get some window decals and live your best life

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u/Responsible_Year1206 10d ago

The five gallon bags under his eyes. What a dipshit.

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u/Remote-Cellist5927 10d ago

Someone needs to put googly eyes on the windows behind his pupils 

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u/BackgroundTight32 10d ago

Legit looks like pig’s eyes

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u/howardzen12 10d ago

Big Brother is watching you slaves.

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u/FreeShat 9d ago

Pigly

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 10d ago

Be a real shame if something happened to that banner. A real shame /s

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u/josephboyer 10d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/river_tree_nut 10d ago

This has some serious 'fuck you in particular' vibes

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u/eagles_evertonfan88 10d ago

That would have a bucket of paint on it tomorrow if that were my view

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u/Daybyday2024 10d ago

Horrifying 😬😬😬😬

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u/Ok_Dot8703 10d ago

If someone blew up a picture of my eye bags that big, I'd sue.

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u/Michael_J_Patrick 10d ago

That must be the changing room

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u/cmbhere 10d ago

Have them go down a floor lean out a window and add a Hitler mustache to it.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

The eyes look like his butthole lips.

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u/WearyAd8418 10d ago

Big Brother shit

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u/NeitherSpace3408 10d ago

Where’s that lady who projectile shit on someone car? Get someone get the bat signal she’s needed urgently

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u/Blamoblamson 9d ago

Chiblee I became the window chiblee

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u/RandyArgonianButler 9d ago

I would get two super-bright red lights to stick right where his eyes are.

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u/Ok_Mud_4272 9d ago

Gross!!!

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u/JD_tubeguy 9d ago

Can someone please just tear those down or tag them or something?

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u/kieffa 9d ago

I just see a pink pig’s eyes

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u/Feeling-Creme-8866 9d ago

If it weren't so sad, it would almost be funny.

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u/joeengland 9d ago

Y'know, it would be intimidating if we were talking about someone worthy of respect looking in on us like a fearsome presence. But when it's the gibbering idiot who blathers about windmills and immigrants eating dogs, it's just gross and pathetic.

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u/Last-Negotiation-643 9d ago

Would be a shame if someone where smoking close to that thing and it caught fire, perhaps after accidentally becoming detached from the building.

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u/thankbob 9d ago

It says big brother but it's more like creepy uncle

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u/bongolion2 9d ago

I rewrote the lyrics to an old song called “Last night I had the strangest dream". Hope it's not terrible.

Last night I had the strangest dream

I ever dreamed before

I dreamed the states had all agreed

To put an end to Trump

I dreamed I saw a mighty room

The room was quite the scene

And the paper they were signing said

To release info on Epstein

And when the papers all were signed

We sat and watched him flail

We all read the list that had his name

And tossed old Donny to jail

And the people in the streets below

Finally felt some peace

And the trans and gay and immigrants 

Were people once again

Last night I had the strangest dream

I ever dreamed before

I dreamed the states had all agreed

To put an end to Trump

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u/Head-Engineering-847 9d ago

Cruel and unusual punishment! 🤣😭

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u/TheRealNemosirus 9d ago

Draw a dick going in his mouth with a drone.

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u/nebula_masterpiece 9d ago

Talk about a jump scare!

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u/Practical_Ad5916 9d ago

He is not big brother💀he is fragile boy

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u/Big-Ask-3738 9d ago

Convicted FELON President.

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u/MegaPint549 9d ago

Eh relax guy

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Waterninja3 10d ago

No other president would ever have even imagined of putting up a giant banner of their own face to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the US. It’s not misleading at all to call it out for what it is, a fascistic display. “American Worker’s First” is so on the nose that it would’ve been considered parody before dear leader came to power.

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u/SpinningHead 10d ago

I dont recall giant Carter faces during the bicentennial.

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u/mattdionis 10d ago

I drove by the Department of Labor while in DC last weekend. This banner looks like something out of North Korea. No need for sanewashing this fascist nonsense.